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hey

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here we go

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hey hey what's up everybody hey hey by

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the way hey hey this is another episode

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of ufo garage i'm ben and i'm joe and

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this is where we talk about ufos aliens

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and all things things weird dude

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hey looks like uh just business as usual

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over here huh yeah man i was gonna take

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a month off

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also i just realized i just realized

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your little gray in the background is

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looking through the telescope oh yeah my

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little buddies

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he's hanging out all of his other homies

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are just kind of yeah i switched rooms

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um

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we upgraded my daughter to the big girl

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room

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and since i uh you know we we tend to to

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get a little loud from time to time i i

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had to switch rooms so now i'm in like

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this tiny little echoey um

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room and i'm doing my best today and i'm

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gonna i'm gonna pimp it out pretty good

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eventually i already went and i've

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already picked out a chair

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oh i picked out a chair yeah it's it's a

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fabulous chair and i'm gonna probably

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gonna set up on this wall actually like

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i got some i got some stuff going on oh

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my god never mind i was gonna show you

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but i'm not even gonna

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i'm just i'm not even gonna mess with it

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that was terrible god i'm already

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ruining everything did you spill the

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wine no i didn't spill it okay

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dude hey please tell me your chair's a

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bean bag

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no it's not still that shitty box i've

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like picking out a chair it's not an

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office chair it's like

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well this one's a bean bag or like yeah

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no it's a water chair it's definitely

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not an office chair

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but it's not a bean bag either no

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oh [\h__\h] it's gonna be nice

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uh well hell yeah dude legit uh more

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legit than the no audio uh video that i

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played that's [\h__\h] great

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it worked perfectly a second ago again

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it was super loud yeah

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wow is it so good like what happened we

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tried again yeah i wanna i was gonna say

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can you hear it

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fine why can't you hear it you you could

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hear it earlier right yeah

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goodness

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uh all right well you know that's for

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you know maybe like 10 years when i can

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figure out how to work this [\h__\h]

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uh

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well hey we gotta say what's up to the

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ufo garage fam in the house tonight dude

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hey what's up ufo garage fam we've got

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everybody's here dude we've got greg

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bastian nightmare

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janet

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enzo oracles and beyond spooky

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dark face boy

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and chad's man

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and a bunch of other people right

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everybody everybody's here what is up

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everybody how you all been we've been

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we've been kind of gone for like what

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two weeks i think

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i think a month dude well jared we had

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jeremy corbell

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two weeks ago

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and then yeah that was pretty sick

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dude that was dope

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that was that was pretty that was stoked

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dude it was so stoked

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uh but yeah we've been taking it easy

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man how was your how was your kind of

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like quote unquote time off like did it

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feel weird on thursdays and tuesdays not

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to like do shows

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it did but it also showed me how busy i

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am because i'd be like thursday at like

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nine o'clock i'd be like oh

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i should be doing a show right now bro

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same i swear to god like

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if you're

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if you change anything about your

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schedule and then that happens that's

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you realize like oh dude i'm doing too

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much like this is

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yeah there's too much going on man yeah

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we just had a family vacay

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uh you know but i don't know like you

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know vacations aren't really vacated

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dude you know what i'm saying like

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whenever whenever you become an adult

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yeah i feel like any time that like

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you're not like just

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alone it's not it's not a vacation you

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know you always got to be doing some

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oh dude especially when you're like you

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know uh like driving

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or or in charge of like like packing you

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things and and food

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you know when you're on vacation you got

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to think about like where where are we

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eating tonight especially now dude i

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mean i i drive a honda i drive the same

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car that your wife used to drive that's

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it you know it cost like 70 bucks to

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fill that thing that's ridiculous and

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you guys upgraded right uh yeah we got

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the pilot now dude it's yeah it's about

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the same price honestly it gets better

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gas mileage though yeah yeah listen to

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us dude we're

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freaking adults dude

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i'm i'm running at like 25.4

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right now a gallon you know it's

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ridiculous dude i said the most old man

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[\h__\h] the other day i went to home depot

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to pick up some tile i've been looking

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at this tile i've been wanting to use

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some tile for for a photography for for

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like a a texture for photographer

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product photography i've been looking at

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this tile man it's about 45 dollars i've

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been trying to convince

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myself that it was you know worth buying

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because it's heavy gonna take up a lot

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of space but it looks real good

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looks real nice it looks real nice it's

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got like a reflection on it and [\h__\h] so

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i'm pretty proud of it and and on the

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side of the box it says you ain't never

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got to mop it

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hey that's exactly what it says it has a

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little guy with a like there's like no

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no don't mop this it says it comes with

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an anti-microbial film on top of it

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so you ain't never got a mop at some

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i ain't never talking how do you say

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anti-microbial was an anti-microbial

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anti-microbial anti-mcrobo

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carburetor that's that sounds like my

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buddy's aunt he's uh uh

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is uh his mother's sister anto mcrobel

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anti-micro mobiles

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them old anti-micro they keep telling me

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to wash my hands something about

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anti-micro mobiles or something like

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that sponsored by hot wheels or

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something it's some kind of kid's child

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truck toy with wheels and you race them

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i don't know what they're so worried

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i mean it was just having fun

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i don't know why we're trying to wash

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our hands just to play with with hot

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wheels you know hot wheels yeah dude

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greg thanks for that super chat bro no

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so dude it's been yeah it's been a

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little bit of a while so we were

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thinking like let's go through some of

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like uh the uh some some of our posts

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and stuff from the page

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see what people been into lately dude

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what are they what have you guys been up

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to it's been a while

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[Music]

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oh god right off the bat

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oh my god how to order breakfast in

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spanish even if you don't speak the

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yeah okay it's like ham and eggs

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oh well obviously it's in english right

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there well i don't see ham and eggs

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anywhere oh yeah okay webbus oh there's

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more webbus

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is that like the white way of saying it

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web is like the up on top and then the

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bottom is yeah it's actually spelled

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webbus hold on what's this

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uh dos

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that's pretty awesome the carnitas come

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champ coming in with the jokes dude i

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e for holly freehaul littles okay that's

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i feel like if you worked in a

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restaurant that's you know like a

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mexican food restaurant yeah

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you probably get tired of

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tired of like you know like old you know

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boomer dude white dudes trying to like

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pour favor

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yeah dude

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man there's there's a skit somewhere and

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i can't remember who does it but they're

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who always tries to pronounce the

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cultural words like correctly when you

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go to restaurants but they don't talk

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like that any other time yeah that's me

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it's always like oh my god you guys have

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that came from britain britain's dad

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used to do that he would be like getting

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a vaccine for a restaurant but britain

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so embarrassed because his dad would be

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like anyway so i'm gonna have to think

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about what is reading glasses i've been

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[\h__\h] hold on

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why is the chili reel 25

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that's amazing oh god

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y'all hear about that max mexicans

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coming across tomorrow

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it's so funny like like it's just so

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funny like sometimes because like you'll

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hear it right and like

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nothing political it's just like a funny

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scenario like you'll be in a mexican

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restaurant and like sometimes you'll

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hear people talking loud and they'll be

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coming across the border

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thirteen thousand at a time

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they say

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oh dude that's so funny

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all right what's next man what do we got

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uh we got brendan frazier and brendan

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oh god i love brendan fraser brenda

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brandon

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brendan brendan freezehair

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hell yeah

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what is it the earth is 70 water and

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uncarbonated okay so

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it's technically flat oh god it's a flat

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earth meme ah i see what they did there

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uh there's okay this one's hilarious

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goldberg threatens ar-15 owners

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what is that so it's just

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is it is it actually that will be

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goldberg quote and they're that's

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hilarious they were like also whoopi

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goldberg looks like they made you look

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like chocolate like job in the hut

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glass i don't know i feel like there's a

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oh it's so funny

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did you see this did you see this one

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okay uh i clicked on it so uh the

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site is located south of defense

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fortification known as

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recorded the existence of the ruin in

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1586

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tree tie

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all right they're trying to trip me up

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here basically treaties

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trees

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no that's not that's not how you feel

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1586 treaties dude

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that cannot be how you spell treaties

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that's how you spell treaties bro true

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ties

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look it says no like when i i right

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clicked it

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wrong

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okay it's treaties basically so if

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you're if you're just listening

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it's a rock with like some old greek or

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roman uh inscriptions on it and it's uh

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it's basically a an equivalent of a dick

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pic and you could see like the the [\h__\h]

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balls did

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and he's like [\h__\h] this guy on deliver

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this to my fair lady

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it takes like seven months to deliver a

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big ass rock with his dick on it he

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oh god and then she's like she tries to

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be creative and she's like we'll send

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him this rose it's all like first

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blooming and she cuts it but it gets to

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him it's all dead he's all like man i

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made a mistake seven months ago

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and that's why they moved to a more

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sustainable medium is carving it into

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stone because it lasts longer you know

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it means more yeah you're going to send

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a dick pic make it last right yeah dude

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you want to show how hard it really is

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you if you want to get the point across

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right how hard it really is you carve it

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into a rock the idea the idea is about

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longevity you you want your dick to be

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like a chevy commercial you want people

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to know that it's like a rock you know

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yeah how long can it and that is how

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durable is it and that it's durable it's

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the longest sustaining lasting thing on

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the market right now you want people to

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know that it's the month it is it is it

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is uh it's official dick month and you

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can come down right now and get it for

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zero down zero apr

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and

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come come get your dicks this is lord

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peter taylor lynn now i'm here in round

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rock texas is dick mother y'all already

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know this bathtub get off the

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come on down here

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i uh

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y'all know that i think that's a good

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idea actually

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it's stick mode

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it's dick month come on down

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you can give it a test drive you ain't

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oh god arlene adkins says ancient porn

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yeah yeah

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there's got to be somebody that you know

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is looking at that like oh [\h__\h] that's

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that's a nice looking uh

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spooky says a lot of dick talk is this

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the chad smith podcast

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oh it's so funny dude that's what's up

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good to see y'all boys good to see y'all

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girls hell yeah we got we got a full

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house tonight this is what's up hell

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yeah

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uh let's keep going oh there's our

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little commercial dude what was that

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that was so fun

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let's play it let's play it dude let's

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do it

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i can't hear you

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can you hear it

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yeah can you not hear it no

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i can't hear it okay let me try it again

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sure screen share chrome tab

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okay how about now foes and how about

363
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yeah there it is oh yeah i like it all

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right ship it off hey what's up

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everybody i'm joe i'm ben and we are the

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ufo garage podcast well it's a podcast

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i feel like we already got it i think

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what you don't know is how many times we

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did that high five

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i was like i was like joe just trust me

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dude don't laugh don't don't don't laugh

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and we would

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we're just staring at each other for

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like

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nuts to bots or it's not real from the

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back hug chip

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uh tony make this shareable nope

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that was going everywhere dude

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i know i know i screenshotted it in case

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you took it down yeah

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uh

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that [\h__\h] is so funny dude

383
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every time i see it

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i sent it to my mom and i didn't give

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you didn't tell her why you did it it

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just said what in all caps with like

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question mark question mark question

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mark she said that she just do that she

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was like what

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and i was like

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i'm pregnant

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and then she was like shut up

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shut up i was like i was like man ben

394
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it's pretty good

395
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yeah dude if you guys are just listening

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and you and you haven't hopped over to

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our page yet man

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we got this picture of you know like you

399
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know like when when ladies do like the

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pregnancy photos like they're pregnant

401
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as [\h__\h] and then like the husband comes

402
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behind them and puts their hands on

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their on their on their tummies that's

404
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what me and ben are doing look at that

405
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this is my favorite

406
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yeah dude it's so spot on to like every

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oh my god do it

408
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oh god so now everybody everybody that

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gets pregnant from now on i'm going to

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post my pick underneath another pregnant

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look at how adoringly you're looking at

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your belly and then i'm going to start a

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poll on who did it better

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gosh

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who did it better oh my god

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what's so funny dude

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oh my god

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what else we got man what's coming up

419
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next keep it rolling

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caution alien research habitat

421
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where is this

422
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new acquisitions that i've been working

423
00:19:08,549 --> 00:19:07,120
on for several years this is one of my

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friends

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oh this might be like one of those uh

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like

427
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something that's that's at roswell or

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something or

429
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:16,720
oh yeah yeah

430
00:19:20,789 --> 00:19:18,960
well it's not a it's well i don't know

431
00:19:22,549 --> 00:19:20,799
it might be in roswell it looks like

432
00:19:23,669 --> 00:19:22,559
that's not in the museum though

433
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it looks like the same one that you saw

434
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in the museums like the iron lung kind

435
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of thing

436
00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:30,000
yeah uh when we acquired it it was

437
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totally disassembled we had to uh

438
00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:34,480
we was told it was supposed to be

439
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destroyed and the period

440
00:19:41,510 --> 00:19:38,799
appears to be an old iron lung converted

441
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over to more lesson of an incubator for

442
00:19:49,029 --> 00:19:46,070
that's cool though

443
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:50,549
i haven't seen this one that ended up

444
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:52,160
freezing a bunch of people's accounts

445
00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:52,960
okay

446
00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:54,080
can you hear it yeah i can hear it

447
00:19:58,470 --> 00:19:55,200
started from the beginning i want to

448
00:20:00,549 --> 00:19:58,480
hear this conspiracy profits

449
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:00,559
china bank protests stopped by health

450
00:20:05,909 --> 00:20:03,679
codes turning red

451
00:20:08,549 --> 00:20:05,919
this is my favorite story today so

452
00:20:10,789 --> 00:20:08,559
there's this bank in china that ended up

453
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freezing a bunch of people's accounts so

454
00:20:15,909 --> 00:20:13,840
the public tried to organize a protest

455
00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:15,919
but before they could even organize for

456
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:18,720
it the government got wind of it and

457
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changed the people's vaccine passports

458
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from green to red and prevented them

459
00:20:29,909 --> 00:20:27,440
from accessing public transportation and

460
00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:29,919
traveling across the country

461
00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:32,080
one of the protesters said they are

462
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putting digital handcuffs on us

463
00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:37,440
why am i laughing about this is because

464
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:39,520
the window of time between conspiracy

465
00:20:45,909 --> 00:20:42,960
theory and reality has gotten so small

466
00:20:48,149 --> 00:20:45,919
and the i told you so moments just keep

467
00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:48,159
on racking up for us conspiracy

468
00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:49,360
theorists

469
00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:51,440
vaccine passports have never been about

470
00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:53,520
health it's always been about government

471
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control but the important thing for us

472
00:21:02,990 --> 00:20:58,559
to remember is the people who supported

473
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crazy

474
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i do i do want to kind of touch on that

475
00:21:10,789 --> 00:21:08,640
a little bit doesn't it seem like most

476
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:10,799
of like that at least like recent

477
00:21:14,950 --> 00:21:13,200
conspiracy theories well no i don't even

478
00:21:17,590 --> 00:21:14,960
know about recent conspiracy theories

479
00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:17,600
because they they all stem from like

480
00:21:22,390 --> 00:21:20,640
existing already conspiracy theories and

481
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:22,400
like the things that we already know of

482
00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:23,760
it's weird because like there's a lot of

483
00:21:26,710 --> 00:21:25,440
crazy [\h__\h] happening and you're like

484
00:21:27,909 --> 00:21:26,720
whoa

485
00:21:30,149 --> 00:21:27,919
that was like supposed to be a

486
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:30,159
conspiracy theory didn't really kind of

487
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:31,600
rack your brain a little bit you're just

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like

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[Music]

490
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i saw a meme the other day was like um

491
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uh want to play a fun game find a

492
00:21:41,590 --> 00:21:40,720
conspiracy theory and

493
00:21:44,549 --> 00:21:41,600
wait

494
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uh four months until it comes true yeah

495
00:21:47,830 --> 00:21:46,320
that's kind of what it seems like in the

496
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past i don't know

497
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:50,240
like like five years maybe it's like

498
00:21:53,430 --> 00:21:51,760
every conspiracy theory that we were

499
00:21:55,830 --> 00:21:53,440
like into they were like

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00:21:57,669 --> 00:21:55,840
okay this is fun but we [\h__\h] up if it

501
00:21:59,830 --> 00:21:57,679
was true i hope it's not true but connor

502
00:22:02,789 --> 00:21:59,840
wish it was true damn i hope i hope it's

503
00:22:05,029 --> 00:22:02,799
not true i wish it was true

504
00:22:06,789 --> 00:22:05,039
i know a lot of them are like [\h__\h]

505
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:06,799
true dude you know

506
00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:07,919
like they're putting they're putting

507
00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:10,080
semen in the uh the gas you know it's

508
00:22:14,549 --> 00:22:12,880
like water sorry it's like it's like

509
00:22:16,630 --> 00:22:14,559
okay

510
00:22:20,789 --> 00:22:16,640
you guys

511
00:22:23,029 --> 00:22:20,799
not regular people right like

512
00:22:26,390 --> 00:22:23,039
like more powerful people like you guys

513
00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:26,400
want to keep the cons like you guys want

514
00:22:30,870 --> 00:22:29,440
well you guys don't want people to like

515
00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:30,880
you want everybody to think things are a

516
00:22:34,470 --> 00:22:33,120
conspiracy right and you know that way

517
00:22:36,549 --> 00:22:34,480
like those people will just be like

518
00:22:38,870 --> 00:22:36,559
weirdos but like it's not like that

519
00:22:40,549 --> 00:22:38,880
anymore dude like now it's kind of crazy

520
00:22:42,710 --> 00:22:40,559
because you could you could literally

521
00:22:44,549 --> 00:22:42,720
talk to almost anybody about like a

522
00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:44,559
conspiracy theory and they'll be like

523
00:22:47,190 --> 00:22:45,760
dude

524
00:22:48,470 --> 00:22:47,200
i don't [\h__\h] know and it's weird

525
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:48,480
because like you're starting to see that

526
00:22:52,630 --> 00:22:50,880
like it's really like crossing

527
00:22:54,870 --> 00:22:52,640
uh

528
00:22:56,870 --> 00:22:54,880
it's really crossing like the paradigm

529
00:22:59,029 --> 00:22:56,880
like like it's like you can talk to

530
00:23:00,950 --> 00:22:59,039
people on the right and they're like

531
00:23:02,149 --> 00:23:00,960
[\h__\h] yeah i believe that and like now

532
00:23:04,230 --> 00:23:02,159
you're starting to like talk to people

533
00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:04,240
like on the far left and they're like

534
00:23:08,390 --> 00:23:06,480
i i think there's something to that you

535
00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:08,400
know it's like really weird because it

536
00:23:11,669 --> 00:23:10,400
was it was weird like and and not even

537
00:23:13,590 --> 00:23:11,679
to get any like political [\h__\h] or

538
00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:13,600
anything but like for a long time on the

539
00:23:17,510 --> 00:23:15,360
far left anytime you would say something

540
00:23:19,990 --> 00:23:17,520
they would be like conspiracy theory and

541
00:23:22,710 --> 00:23:20,000
it was like a running point with them

542
00:23:24,789 --> 00:23:22,720
that every single thing was a conspiracy

543
00:23:26,789 --> 00:23:24,799
theory it would be like

544
00:23:29,350 --> 00:23:26,799
conspiracy and then like a few months

545
00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:29,360
later or like a year later or like here

546
00:23:34,470 --> 00:23:32,080
we are you know a few years later [\h__\h]

547
00:23:36,070 --> 00:23:34,480
you talk about like old ufo conspiracy

548
00:23:38,789 --> 00:23:36,080
theorists and people who are like yo

549
00:23:41,590 --> 00:23:38,799
follows our madness right and it's like

550
00:23:43,430 --> 00:23:41,600
okay well here we are like it took 70

551
00:23:46,310 --> 00:23:43,440
years but like

552
00:23:48,310 --> 00:23:46,320
what a conspiracy right

553
00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:48,320
right a conspiracy

554
00:23:53,029 --> 00:23:49,440
means to

555
00:23:53,990 --> 00:23:53,039
collectively as a as as some form or

556
00:23:55,990 --> 00:23:54,000
person

557
00:23:59,350 --> 00:23:56,000
or or small group one or more people to

558
00:24:02,390 --> 00:23:59,360
conspire against others they agree they

559
00:24:03,669 --> 00:24:02,400
have an agreement to conspire against

560
00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:03,679
other like that's

561
00:24:07,830 --> 00:24:05,520
you think of the conspiracy theory and

562
00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:07,840
you're like okay like

563
00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:10,159
it's weird we conspired we conspired to

564
00:24:15,029 --> 00:24:13,120
to go to to get groceries you know you

565
00:24:16,230 --> 00:24:15,039
your wife you and your wife conspired

566
00:24:18,230 --> 00:24:16,240
together yeah

567
00:24:21,029 --> 00:24:18,240
to go get to go get groceries we put a

568
00:24:23,110 --> 00:24:21,039
theory together right and in theory

569
00:24:26,310 --> 00:24:23,120
we're like yeah we're gonna go spend

570
00:24:28,070 --> 00:24:26,320
like 70 dollars right we can inspire a

571
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:28,080
theory not enough money that's like what

572
00:24:32,070 --> 00:24:29,760
like beat two beans if you guys haven't

573
00:24:35,190 --> 00:24:32,080
checked out conspira theory yet go check

574
00:24:36,549 --> 00:24:35,200
out conspire theory chris chris holmes

575
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:36,559
badass dude

576
00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:39,279
really really [\h__\h] cool dude um and

577
00:24:43,510 --> 00:24:41,760
uh really really cool show and a really

578
00:24:45,029 --> 00:24:43,520
badass artist too

579
00:24:48,149 --> 00:24:45,039
hell yeah but yeah dude like it's just

580
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:50,149
it's it's wild how like conspiracy

581
00:24:53,990 --> 00:24:52,000
theories took such a long time to play

582
00:24:55,510 --> 00:24:54,000
out but like now conspiracy theories are

583
00:24:57,990 --> 00:24:55,520
like

584
00:25:00,710 --> 00:24:58,000
a few months at a time

585
00:25:03,350 --> 00:25:00,720
yeah dude like wow yeah it's happening

586
00:25:05,190 --> 00:25:03,360
uh so okay what

587
00:25:07,669 --> 00:25:05,200
what's the most recent and if if you

588
00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:07,679
can't think of one what's the biggest

589
00:25:11,830 --> 00:25:09,520
conspiracy theory of all time the

590
00:25:13,590 --> 00:25:11,840
biggest conspiracy theory of all time

591
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:13,600
dude is the fact that like george

592
00:25:17,590 --> 00:25:15,440
washington belonged to a cult and his

593
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:17,600
coal was into aliens and like that's why

594
00:25:23,669 --> 00:25:20,320
the dollar bill is green man

595
00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:23,679
uh oh what happened what'd you do oh no

596
00:25:27,510 --> 00:25:25,120
what'd you do

597
00:25:29,909 --> 00:25:27,520
you turned it into a movie

598
00:25:30,950 --> 00:25:29,919
is it just me that uh that froze or is

599
00:25:32,789 --> 00:25:30,960
it is it

600
00:25:34,070 --> 00:25:32,799
i can't tell it's just you

601
00:25:35,590 --> 00:25:34,080
no

602
00:25:37,830 --> 00:25:35,600
can you hear me

603
00:25:39,269 --> 00:25:37,840
oh no can everybody else hear me out

604
00:25:43,830 --> 00:25:39,279
there i don't know what just happened

605
00:25:45,990 --> 00:25:43,840
but ben froze ben froze hard

606
00:25:48,149 --> 00:25:46,000
ah let's see here what you guys talking

607
00:25:49,909 --> 00:25:48,159
about in the chat sometimes i can't keep

608
00:25:52,950 --> 00:25:49,919
up with it i can't keep up with it at

609
00:25:57,830 --> 00:25:52,960
all hopefully ben will be right back

610
00:26:00,070 --> 00:25:57,840
what's up everybody there he is hey

611
00:26:03,190 --> 00:26:00,080
damn dude why are you only in my right

612
00:26:05,029 --> 00:26:03,200
headphone uh i don't know i need snare

613
00:26:06,470 --> 00:26:05,039
in my headphone i need a little more

614
00:26:07,350 --> 00:26:06,480
snare on my headphone if you're if

615
00:26:09,190 --> 00:26:07,360
you're if you're going to be on the

616
00:26:11,350 --> 00:26:09,200
podcast with me dude

617
00:26:14,310 --> 00:26:11,360
oh how about now nope

618
00:26:16,310 --> 00:26:14,320
[\h__\h] help your back is it me

619
00:26:17,510 --> 00:26:16,320
brb everybody

620
00:26:21,110 --> 00:26:17,520
awesome

621
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:21,120
cool you guys can hear me badass

622
00:26:26,549 --> 00:26:23,760
oh my goodness i'm dropping everything i

623
00:26:28,230 --> 00:26:26,559
have been like so clumsy today

624
00:26:30,230 --> 00:26:28,240
i'm usually a little bit clumsy pretty

625
00:26:30,950 --> 00:26:30,240
much every day but today i've been ex

626
00:26:32,470 --> 00:26:30,960
like

627
00:26:36,070 --> 00:26:32,480
extremely clumsy it's been a little

628
00:26:38,870 --> 00:26:37,430
you're only in my right headphone maybe

629
00:26:41,190 --> 00:26:38,880
all right well i guess i gotta do a full

630
00:26:43,029 --> 00:26:41,200
shutdown no no no no no hold on hold on

631
00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:43,039
no no no no the chat are actually saying

632
00:26:46,630 --> 00:26:44,880
the same thing only on the right speaker

633
00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:46,640
only on the right speaker all right be

634
00:26:50,390 --> 00:26:47,760
our back i'm gonna

635
00:26:55,190 --> 00:26:52,390
i mean hey

636
00:26:56,909 --> 00:26:55,200
gotta do what you gotta do

637
00:26:58,789 --> 00:26:56,919
hey guys go check out ufo

638
00:27:01,070 --> 00:26:58,799
garagepodcast.com you can check out all

639
00:27:03,110 --> 00:27:01,080
of our episodes there at ufo

640
00:27:04,630 --> 00:27:03,120
garagepodcast.com got a lot of cool new

641
00:27:06,789 --> 00:27:04,640
merch up there

642
00:27:09,190 --> 00:27:06,799
you can see in my pregnancy photo that

643
00:27:11,990 --> 00:27:09,200
i'm wearing one of the new t-shirts and

644
00:27:16,149 --> 00:27:12,000
i think it's probably i think it was the

645
00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:18,950
texas mystery airship i think maybe i

646
00:27:21,430 --> 00:27:20,320
don't know there's a couple cool ones on

647
00:27:22,950 --> 00:27:21,440
there we're working on some more if you

648
00:27:25,830 --> 00:27:22,960
guys have any ideas for t-shirts or

649
00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:25,840
anything shoot us a message drop some

650
00:27:29,029 --> 00:27:27,760
ideas down here in the chat let's check

651
00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:29,039
it out man

652
00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:30,960
let's check it out let's see what it is

653
00:27:33,269 --> 00:27:32,240
what are you guys drinking tonight by

654
00:27:35,909 --> 00:27:33,279
the way

655
00:27:37,669 --> 00:27:35,919
i'm drinking this gas station wine

656
00:27:39,510 --> 00:27:37,679
and it's called dark horse it's a big

657
00:27:42,470 --> 00:27:39,520
red blend so

658
00:27:44,549 --> 00:27:42,480
uh i can say for personal experience

659
00:27:46,230 --> 00:27:44,559
absolutely no big red in here that's why

660
00:27:48,230 --> 00:27:46,240
i bought it because it said it was a big

661
00:27:50,470 --> 00:27:48,240
red blend but there's no big red

662
00:27:51,669 --> 00:27:50,480
whatsoever in here so i don't get it

663
00:27:54,310 --> 00:27:51,679
also

664
00:27:55,350 --> 00:27:54,320
oh hello ben oh hey you're in my right

665
00:27:57,590 --> 00:27:55,360
headphone

666
00:28:00,380 --> 00:27:57,600
are you serious i'm not lying so it was

667
00:28:01,990 --> 00:28:00,390
the left announced the right

668
00:28:04,149 --> 00:28:02,000
[Music]

669
00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:04,159
no

670
00:28:07,669 --> 00:28:05,760
it was always the right

671
00:28:09,190 --> 00:28:07,679
wait am i in both headphones or just the

672
00:28:12,789 --> 00:28:09,200
right

673
00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:12,799
i don't get it you're just mri and the

674
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:15,600
correct headphones are like on the right

675
00:28:20,149 --> 00:28:17,039
or left

676
00:28:22,710 --> 00:28:20,159
no no you're on the uh the right side of

677
00:28:26,549 --> 00:28:22,720
my headphone what the heck dude what did

678
00:28:28,630 --> 00:28:26,559
you do man nothing bro

679
00:28:30,310 --> 00:28:28,640
you're ruining the podcast experience

680
00:28:32,149 --> 00:28:30,320
for everybody in a vehicle right now

681
00:28:34,230 --> 00:28:32,159
dude okay how about now oh that's way

682
00:28:37,029 --> 00:28:34,240
better hell yeah what'd you do i just

683
00:28:38,710 --> 00:28:37,039
said [\h__\h] you to restream i said

684
00:28:41,590 --> 00:28:38,720
hey

685
00:28:44,549 --> 00:28:41,600
doing right now every stream was like

686
00:28:46,230 --> 00:28:44,559
flicking with your headphones uh there

687
00:28:49,029 --> 00:28:46,240
was there was a little slider thing it

688
00:28:51,190 --> 00:28:49,039
was like it's the audio uh that's crazy

689
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:51,200
because you're on dog boys left or dog

690
00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:53,200
face boys left

691
00:28:57,650 --> 00:28:54,960
to be fair though my headphones are

692
00:28:59,750 --> 00:28:57,660
probably backwards

693
00:29:02,070 --> 00:28:59,760
[Music]

694
00:29:03,830 --> 00:29:02,080
you probably are dude

695
00:29:05,350 --> 00:29:03,840
yeah dude

696
00:29:08,149 --> 00:29:05,360
hey are

697
00:29:09,669 --> 00:29:08,159
are we on deezer

698
00:29:16,950 --> 00:29:09,679
what does that mean i don't know but

699
00:29:20,710 --> 00:29:18,549
oh my god

700
00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:20,720
i feel like i feel like mike judge has

701
00:29:25,190 --> 00:29:23,039
been watching our podcast

702
00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:25,200
and then he made a [\h__\h] bbs and butt

703
00:29:27,990 --> 00:29:26,399
head movie

704
00:29:31,430 --> 00:29:28,000
oh yeah

705
00:29:34,710 --> 00:29:31,440
i feel like he used us as beauty but

706
00:29:36,549 --> 00:29:34,720
first for his new movie it's absolutely

707
00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:36,559
hilarious i don't know if you guys have

708
00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:38,720
seen it yet you gotta watch beavis and

709
00:29:43,110 --> 00:29:41,760
butthead do the universe i don't have

710
00:29:44,310 --> 00:29:43,120
paramount

711
00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:44,320
i don't know how many of you out there

712
00:29:47,590 --> 00:29:45,760
have paramount apparently it's on

713
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:47,600
paramount but a dude in my office was

714
00:29:52,789 --> 00:29:50,799
watching it the other day and and uh so

715
00:29:55,350 --> 00:29:52,799
i was listening and like looking over

716
00:29:58,070 --> 00:29:55,360
and like watching watching it too i

717
00:30:00,070 --> 00:29:58,080
didn't get like the full full like

718
00:30:02,870 --> 00:30:00,080
experience i wanted but but i did get to

719
00:30:05,269 --> 00:30:02,880
see it it was it was freaking hilarious

720
00:30:07,510 --> 00:30:05,279
dude it is so funny

721
00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:07,520
i i can't like

722
00:30:12,230 --> 00:30:09,919
i laughed i laughed the entire movie

723
00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:12,240
like it was ridiculous we're not even

724
00:30:15,830 --> 00:30:14,240
reviewing this movie tonight i know we

725
00:30:18,230 --> 00:30:15,840
gotta get to that with this [\h__\h]

726
00:30:19,990 --> 00:30:18,240
an hour yeah dude let's let's watch the

727
00:30:20,789 --> 00:30:20,000
trailer for this real quick though oh

728
00:30:22,710 --> 00:30:20,799
okay

729
00:30:25,029 --> 00:30:22,720
can we watch the trailer let's see stop

730
00:30:26,149 --> 00:30:25,039
screen sharing screaming chrome mike

731
00:30:28,070 --> 00:30:26,159
judge man

732
00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:28,080
right here hometown hero

733
00:30:38,789 --> 00:30:32,640
hometown he's from where we're from dude

734
00:30:43,669 --> 00:30:41,669
eight he was born first six

735
00:30:44,789 --> 00:30:43,679
five four

736
00:30:45,830 --> 00:30:44,799
three

737
00:30:46,950 --> 00:30:45,840
two

738
00:31:01,990 --> 00:30:46,960
one

739
00:31:05,509 --> 00:31:03,830
i have to i have to stop before we you

740
00:31:07,190 --> 00:31:05,519
know get taken down by youtube because

741
00:31:09,190 --> 00:31:07,200
it's every 30 seconds so this is a

742
00:31:11,909 --> 00:31:09,200
review this is a review right we're

743
00:31:14,149 --> 00:31:11,919
reviewing the trailer of abuse and

744
00:31:16,310 --> 00:31:14,159
bloodhead as well as a bonus this is

745
00:31:20,810 --> 00:31:16,320
bonus content but you guys didn't even

746
00:31:25,029 --> 00:31:23,909
[Music]

747
00:31:27,590 --> 00:31:25,039
smarter

748
00:31:29,190 --> 00:31:27,600
are you serious i swear to god

749
00:31:31,509 --> 00:31:29,200
my judge has been watching our [\h__\h]

750
00:31:33,669 --> 00:31:31,519
podcast that's our joke we need to see

751
00:31:34,549 --> 00:31:33,679
if we can like get an interview with the

752
00:31:37,830 --> 00:31:34,559
guy

753
00:31:40,310 --> 00:31:37,840
um be like dude we're from the same town

754
00:31:43,029 --> 00:31:40,320
you make our favorite [\h__\h] show

755
00:31:44,950 --> 00:31:43,039
your movie is exactly like what it would

756
00:31:47,110 --> 00:31:44,960
be like if ben and i went to space can

757
00:31:55,669 --> 00:31:47,120
we please talk to you yeah

758
00:31:55,679 --> 00:32:01,610
they are sucks

759
00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:06,710
[Laughter]

760
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:19,110
i think the floor is not working

761
00:32:22,630 --> 00:32:20,230
were they just like propelling

762
00:32:24,630 --> 00:32:22,640
themselves in low gravity with their own

763
00:32:26,830 --> 00:32:24,640
vomit

764
00:32:29,669 --> 00:32:26,840
yeah they

765
00:32:32,549 --> 00:32:29,679
were wasn't on purpose though i promise

766
00:32:33,669 --> 00:32:32,559
oh my god the floor the war wasn't

767
00:32:37,990 --> 00:32:33,679
working

768
00:32:41,509 --> 00:32:39,269
look at that number up there on the

769
00:32:43,190 --> 00:32:41,519
billboard there's like two and then dude

770
00:32:44,870 --> 00:32:43,200
that's i mean that's your that's your

771
00:32:47,430 --> 00:32:44,880
dad's that's my best that's my dad's

772
00:32:50,070 --> 00:32:47,440
barbecue

773
00:32:51,509 --> 00:32:50,080
two and then um some kind of circle if

774
00:32:53,029 --> 00:32:51,519
you don't know about texas barbecue

775
00:32:54,870 --> 00:32:53,039
check it out on facebook that means that

776
00:32:58,070 --> 00:32:54,880
i have two two things in common with

777
00:32:59,990 --> 00:32:58,080
mike judge now this ufo movie that is

778
00:33:01,990 --> 00:33:00,000
the beef is about a movie and the texas

779
00:33:03,830 --> 00:33:02,000
bbq festival that we're gonna be putting

780
00:33:06,470 --> 00:33:03,840
on this year if you guys live in the

781
00:33:11,269 --> 00:33:06,480
area come check it out texas bbq fest

782
00:33:13,830 --> 00:33:11,279
july july 10th july 10th in belton texas

783
00:33:15,269 --> 00:33:13,840
that's chef's barbecue shop barbecue got

784
00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:15,279
real good food

785
00:33:18,710 --> 00:33:17,039
i'm asking pretty damn good yeah i'm not

786
00:33:21,029 --> 00:33:18,720
gonna look good yeah the chicken dude

787
00:33:22,710 --> 00:33:21,039
it's good it's just [\h__\h] dope it's

788
00:33:25,110 --> 00:33:22,720
all delicious

789
00:33:29,990 --> 00:33:25,120
that number that one

790
00:33:36,830 --> 00:33:32,710
this show sucks it's like just these fat

791
00:33:41,029 --> 00:33:40,230
there who are you fart knockers

792
00:33:43,830 --> 00:33:41,039
yes

793
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:45,909
do we need to use the term fart knockers

794
00:34:03,540 --> 00:34:00,149
[Laughter]

795
00:34:09,470 --> 00:34:03,550
dude that horse hold on sorry

796
00:34:15,109 --> 00:34:09,480
[Music]

797
00:34:24,470 --> 00:34:15,119
[Laughter]

798
00:34:28,389 --> 00:34:26,069
wait till you see it dude it's it's

799
00:34:29,990 --> 00:34:28,399
gonna make you laugh like the context of

800
00:34:31,669 --> 00:34:30,000
the movie and when you see it you're

801
00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:31,679
like that's [\h__\h] hilarious i'm so

802
00:34:41,909 --> 00:34:40,069
beavis and butthead do the universe a

803
00:34:45,829 --> 00:34:41,919
new movie streaming june 23rd

804
00:34:51,109 --> 00:34:49,349
this changes everything stream on it bro

805
00:34:53,589 --> 00:34:51,119
and what's hilarious about it bro is

806
00:34:54,470 --> 00:34:53,599
it's the exact same premise of the last

807
00:34:55,909 --> 00:34:54,480
movie

808
00:34:58,710 --> 00:34:55,919
it's like

809
00:35:00,550 --> 00:34:58,720
like where they find a hitman

810
00:35:01,990 --> 00:35:00,560
no no no wait they didn't get

811
00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:02,000
in cahoots with a hit you know like that

812
00:35:06,390 --> 00:35:04,480
like that's part of it right but like

813
00:35:08,950 --> 00:35:06,400
there's a there's a part where like you

814
00:35:11,750 --> 00:35:08,960
know the hitman his old lady right she's

815
00:35:12,950 --> 00:35:11,760
like if you guys meet me out in dc

816
00:35:14,630 --> 00:35:12,960
i'll give you anything you want or

817
00:35:17,670 --> 00:35:14,640
whatever like she's like right yeah i

818
00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:17,680
need oh no no she hired he hired he

819
00:35:23,910 --> 00:35:18,560
hired

820
00:35:25,910 --> 00:35:23,920
kill her and they got there to go do her

821
00:35:28,230 --> 00:35:25,920
right he was like yeah

822
00:35:29,829 --> 00:35:28,240
i need you to do a job you know what and

823
00:35:31,670 --> 00:35:29,839
he's like i need you to do my wife and

824
00:35:34,310 --> 00:35:31,680
then like do your wife and they're like

825
00:35:36,230 --> 00:35:34,320
yeah so like they they take that big ass

826
00:35:38,950 --> 00:35:36,240
trip that entire trip because they think

827
00:35:40,630 --> 00:35:38,960
they get to do this lady

828
00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:40,640
hard

829
00:35:43,349 --> 00:35:42,400
same premise so

830
00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:43,359
okay

831
00:35:48,870 --> 00:35:45,920
they cannot be the same [\h__\h] premise

832
00:35:51,270 --> 00:35:48,880
same price i i hope the the i hope the

833
00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:51,280
honey honey pot of the honey trap lady

834
00:35:55,589 --> 00:35:54,079
is the the three three booby woman from

835
00:35:58,069 --> 00:35:55,599
fifth element

836
00:35:59,670 --> 00:35:58,079
you'll you'll see dude

837
00:36:01,270 --> 00:35:59,680
who am i thinking of the it's the chick

838
00:36:03,670 --> 00:36:01,280
that has three boobs it's either in

839
00:36:06,870 --> 00:36:03,680
total recall or

840
00:36:08,310 --> 00:36:06,880
fifth element total recall total recall

841
00:36:12,150 --> 00:36:08,320
she has three boobs dude yeah we're

842
00:36:14,310 --> 00:36:12,160
seeing that as a total recoil

843
00:36:16,069 --> 00:36:14,320
element was trying to spread truth dude

844
00:36:18,950 --> 00:36:16,079
oh that's right total recall that was

845
00:36:20,310 --> 00:36:18,960
all science fiction dude

846
00:36:21,670 --> 00:36:20,320
you can't look at you can't you can't

847
00:36:23,670 --> 00:36:21,680
say it with a straight face you can't

848
00:36:27,030 --> 00:36:23,680
say that lilu

849
00:36:28,630 --> 00:36:27,040
isn't the most i mean

850
00:36:29,670 --> 00:36:28,640
this is my first crush you know what i'm

851
00:36:32,069 --> 00:36:29,680
saying

852
00:36:33,190 --> 00:36:32,079
she's so hot lilu and feel that fifth

853
00:36:34,710 --> 00:36:33,200
element

854
00:36:36,870 --> 00:36:34,720
yeah

855
00:36:39,670 --> 00:36:36,880
of course she is man some people have

856
00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:39,680
the nerve to be like

857
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:41,920
dude whoever those people are

858
00:36:45,430 --> 00:36:43,920
let me tell you right now you heard it

859
00:36:48,870 --> 00:36:45,440
first right here on the ufo garage

860
00:36:52,069 --> 00:36:48,880
podcast yeah those foods are wrong

861
00:36:58,069 --> 00:36:52,079
those foods those fools are wrong wrong

862
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:00,550
no dude i don't want to go for president

863
00:37:03,589 --> 00:37:02,480
oh so just i'm just going to go to the

864
00:37:06,150 --> 00:37:03,599
time i'm going to skip it i'm going to

865
00:37:09,030 --> 00:37:06,160
get there i'm going to skip college i'm

866
00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:09,040
going to skip all that [\h__\h] i'm gonna go

867
00:37:15,270 --> 00:37:11,760
oh my god this video that you just had

868
00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:16,950
this is one okay before we get into it

869
00:37:20,470 --> 00:37:18,880
before we get into it i do want to talk

870
00:37:23,270 --> 00:37:20,480
about this a little bit just because

871
00:37:26,390 --> 00:37:23,280
like it is like a very weird thing right

872
00:37:28,790 --> 00:37:26,400
like it's is it is it just um

873
00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:28,800
are we talking conspiracy here are we

874
00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:31,359
talking like is it just very

875
00:37:35,270 --> 00:37:32,960
coincidental

876
00:37:39,589 --> 00:37:35,280
is it very like i don't know we're

877
00:37:42,390 --> 00:37:39,599
talking this like agenda 21 thing right

878
00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:42,400
and remind me what agenda 21 is

879
00:37:45,829 --> 00:37:43,839
so like it was something that was

880
00:37:47,510 --> 00:37:45,839
proposed back in the 80s and it was

881
00:37:49,750 --> 00:37:47,520
supposedly that

882
00:37:50,630 --> 00:37:49,760
something that was going to

883
00:37:54,950 --> 00:37:50,640
break

884
00:37:56,710 --> 00:37:54,960
right so you would have districts

885
00:37:59,670 --> 00:37:56,720
instead of states they wanted to

886
00:38:02,550 --> 00:37:59,680
condense the population out of rural

887
00:38:05,030 --> 00:38:02,560
areas into urban areas they wanted to

888
00:38:07,829 --> 00:38:05,040
build cities and condense the population

889
00:38:10,150 --> 00:38:07,839
their ideas were to make houses smaller

890
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:10,160
their ideas were to be more sustainable

891
00:38:14,630 --> 00:38:12,000
their ideas were to like basically

892
00:38:17,510 --> 00:38:14,640
condense population have no rural people

893
00:38:19,270 --> 00:38:17,520
out there and and uh you would you would

894
00:38:20,710 --> 00:38:19,280
basically move from district to district

895
00:38:22,710 --> 00:38:20,720
if you needed to move from district to

896
00:38:24,950 --> 00:38:22,720
district which sounds a lot like hunger

897
00:38:27,190 --> 00:38:24,960
games which is where the hunger games

898
00:38:29,589 --> 00:38:27,200
came from it came from the idea this

899
00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:29,599
agenda 21 it's just like it's really

900
00:38:34,470 --> 00:38:31,920
[\h__\h] weird right well along with

901
00:38:36,790 --> 00:38:34,480
sustainability right there's too many

902
00:38:39,990 --> 00:38:36,800
people on this planet right

903
00:38:41,670 --> 00:38:40,000
right right yes isn't that a fact dude

904
00:38:42,950 --> 00:38:41,680
that there's way too many people on this

905
00:38:45,270 --> 00:38:42,960
planet right now

906
00:38:46,710 --> 00:38:45,280
well there's okay no it's not can tell i

907
00:38:48,069 --> 00:38:46,720
can talk about that all day but no

908
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:48,079
there's not there's plenty of land

909
00:38:51,270 --> 00:38:49,760
there's just not enough infrastructure

910
00:38:52,069 --> 00:38:51,280
that that's profitable and that's why

911
00:38:55,430 --> 00:38:52,079
it's

912
00:38:57,190 --> 00:38:55,440
all about profit right but there's

913
00:38:59,430 --> 00:38:57,200
there's plenty of land there's there's

914
00:39:02,390 --> 00:38:59,440
plenty of resources yeah be able to

915
00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:02,400
control these things that scarce in the

916
00:39:08,310 --> 00:39:05,760
resources that that that basic

917
00:39:10,069 --> 00:39:08,320
joe what is going on back there man do

918
00:39:11,190 --> 00:39:10,079
not [\h__\h] with me bro they may have found

919
00:39:12,390 --> 00:39:11,200
something they were they were looking

920
00:39:16,630 --> 00:39:12,400
out of the

921
00:39:20,069 --> 00:39:16,640
it's the people that control these

922
00:39:23,910 --> 00:39:21,910
control how much you get

923
00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:23,920
so of course if like somebody's like

924
00:39:29,589 --> 00:39:26,960
these resources are very scarce right

925
00:39:30,390 --> 00:39:29,599
yeah they're not scarce somebody owns

926
00:39:31,910 --> 00:39:30,400
them

927
00:39:34,230 --> 00:39:31,920
and they're giving you how much they

928
00:39:37,349 --> 00:39:34,240
want to give you you know

929
00:39:40,390 --> 00:39:37,359
that's why that's why i'm a socialist

930
00:39:42,710 --> 00:39:40,400
are you i'm a communist are you dude no

931
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:42,720
i would stop maybe

932
00:39:47,990 --> 00:39:45,470
i would maybe not swear

933
00:39:50,150 --> 00:39:48,000
[Music]

934
00:39:53,030 --> 00:39:50,160
i will stop being your friend dude dude

935
00:39:54,710 --> 00:39:53,040
i'm uh i'm i'm a non-bipartisan i'm just

936
00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:54,720
i'm just here living and farting and

937
00:39:58,230 --> 00:39:56,320
breathing you're trying to be a human

938
00:40:01,030 --> 00:39:58,240
being right yeah that's all i want

939
00:40:02,390 --> 00:40:01,040
you're trying not to have a ruler right

940
00:40:04,550 --> 00:40:02,400
i knew it would get under your skin by

941
00:40:07,270 --> 00:40:04,560
saying the word socialism you're trying

942
00:40:09,589 --> 00:40:07,280
i succeeded you're trying not to spend

943
00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:09,599
two years of your life deciding which

944
00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:11,760
new king you'd like to elect every four

945
00:40:17,270 --> 00:40:15,760
years of your [\h__\h] life right like

946
00:40:19,109 --> 00:40:17,280
you know you're tired of people telling

947
00:40:20,309 --> 00:40:19,119
you what you're a human being right yeah

948
00:40:21,510 --> 00:40:20,319
i just wanna i don't i don't want

949
00:40:22,790 --> 00:40:21,520
somebody with boogers at his nose

950
00:40:24,950 --> 00:40:22,800
telling me what to do

951
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:24,960
yeah basically what you're saying right

952
00:40:31,190 --> 00:40:28,000
is that human beings that create all the

953
00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:31,200
[\h__\h] around us and and can do amazing

954
00:40:41,190 --> 00:40:38,550
have to have a guy in a [\h__\h] office

955
00:40:43,510 --> 00:40:41,200
to to make it work right i mean that

956
00:40:46,550 --> 00:40:43,520
only makes sense all right i mean if

957
00:40:48,470 --> 00:40:46,560
that guy was gone in the office nobody

958
00:40:50,309 --> 00:40:48,480
would know how to be a [\h__\h] doctor

959
00:40:51,910 --> 00:40:50,319
would they nobody would know how to be

960
00:40:53,589 --> 00:40:51,920
an engineer were they you know what's

961
00:40:55,670 --> 00:40:53,599
funny is that like muslims people in

962
00:40:59,349 --> 00:40:55,680
office can't do any of the [\h__\h] most of

963
00:41:00,630 --> 00:40:59,359
us can do to run society as a whole most

964
00:41:01,990 --> 00:41:00,640
of them wouldn't even know how to

965
00:41:03,910 --> 00:41:02,000
[\h__\h] make it work right they might

966
00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:03,920
know the politics and the [\h__\h] and

967
00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:05,760
the line that goes behind it to make a

968
00:41:09,910 --> 00:41:07,760
country work but get rid of all that

969
00:41:12,309 --> 00:41:09,920
[\h__\h] and then you stop wasting tax money

970
00:41:13,430 --> 00:41:12,319
you stop wasting lives you stop wasting

971
00:41:14,470 --> 00:41:13,440
time

972
00:41:17,030 --> 00:41:14,480
hey

973
00:41:18,550 --> 00:41:17,040
joe strzelski um i'm running for

974
00:41:20,870 --> 00:41:18,560
president running for president this

975
00:41:22,870 --> 00:41:20,880
year not not this year but well it's the

976
00:41:27,109 --> 00:41:22,880
midterms i could joe biden wouldn't know

977
00:41:31,190 --> 00:41:29,990
i'll probably follow you

978
00:41:33,670 --> 00:41:31,200
okay okay

979
00:41:35,270 --> 00:41:33,680
okay i'm off my little rant no dude i

980
00:41:36,309 --> 00:41:35,280
want you to keep going

981
00:41:37,910 --> 00:41:36,319
honestly

982
00:41:38,950 --> 00:41:37,920
like where do okay

983
00:41:40,470 --> 00:41:38,960
all right well let's watch the video

984
00:41:45,910 --> 00:41:40,480
let's watch a video cause we got a movie

985
00:41:51,430 --> 00:41:49,750
what what uh oh [\h__\h] i forgot we were

986
00:41:52,870 --> 00:41:51,440
talking about this

987
00:41:54,230 --> 00:41:52,880
we're talking about old people right you

988
00:41:56,150 --> 00:41:54,240
know what i didn't like this wine at

989
00:41:58,390 --> 00:41:56,160
first but now i do i think

990
00:42:00,630 --> 00:41:58,400
dude and the wine likes you it does

991
00:42:03,670 --> 00:42:00,640
apparently didn't that feel good it

992
00:42:05,270 --> 00:42:03,680
feels really good

993
00:42:07,829 --> 00:42:05,280
i need to come around you know i'm glad

994
00:42:09,109 --> 00:42:07,839
i kept an open mind you know i'm glad i

995
00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:09,119
kept drinking

996
00:42:13,589 --> 00:42:11,760
and uh you know i uh the earth i'm here

997
00:42:14,829 --> 00:42:13,599
at a party dude i don't know about you

998
00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:14,839
this is this is part of the

999
00:42:18,950 --> 00:42:17,280
sustainability i wanna be gonna watch

1000
00:42:20,150 --> 00:42:18,960
the video i know i know i'm sorry i'm

1001
00:42:22,309 --> 00:42:20,160
sorry i just wanna make this one one

1002
00:42:24,470 --> 00:42:22,319
more little point i i don't want to like

1003
00:42:25,829 --> 00:42:24,480
it like combine the two of like

1004
00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:25,839
conspiracy theory and like

1005
00:42:29,750 --> 00:42:27,760
sustainability and like the movement

1006
00:42:31,349 --> 00:42:29,760
behind it sustainability is beautiful

1007
00:42:33,589 --> 00:42:31,359
it's a wonderful thing and we should all

1008
00:42:35,190 --> 00:42:33,599
practice it on some sort of level but

1009
00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:35,200
whenever you have like governments and

1010
00:42:38,870 --> 00:42:36,400
things like that talking to you about

1011
00:42:40,710 --> 00:42:38,880
sustainability and [\h__\h] like this that's

1012
00:42:42,309 --> 00:42:40,720
whenever you start to cross a line to

1013
00:42:45,270 --> 00:42:42,319
where you start politicizing what

1014
00:42:47,270 --> 00:42:45,280
sustainability is it like to me that is

1015
00:42:49,190 --> 00:42:47,280
[\h__\h] wrong like you should be a

1016
00:42:51,109 --> 00:42:49,200
responsible human you should take care

1017
00:42:52,790 --> 00:42:51,119
of yourself and the planet right but

1018
00:42:54,790 --> 00:42:52,800
that doesn't mean that you're an evil

1019
00:42:56,710 --> 00:42:54,800
bastard because you have to drive a car

1020
00:42:58,550 --> 00:42:56,720
like that to get to work right that's

1021
00:43:00,790 --> 00:42:58,560
not what that means but like this kind

1022
00:43:02,309 --> 00:43:00,800
of [\h__\h] really makes me think that like

1023
00:43:04,069 --> 00:43:02,319
okay you know

1024
00:43:06,470 --> 00:43:04,079
think of the georgia guidestones and

1025
00:43:08,230 --> 00:43:06,480
their uh you know all their rules and

1026
00:43:11,030 --> 00:43:08,240
[\h__\h] like that like this is some like

1027
00:43:13,589 --> 00:43:11,040
brainwashing [\h__\h] going manipulative

1028
00:43:15,349 --> 00:43:13,599
very manipulative and it's it's it's

1029
00:43:17,589 --> 00:43:15,359
it's being pushed on the future

1030
00:43:20,630 --> 00:43:17,599
generation to think like this like why

1031
00:43:23,430 --> 00:43:20,640
would you despair the future generation

1032
00:43:25,910 --> 00:43:23,440
that's how you fail as a species stop

1033
00:43:27,190 --> 00:43:25,920
[\h__\h] despairing the future generation

1034
00:43:29,990 --> 00:43:27,200
and telling them that everything's

1035
00:43:31,670 --> 00:43:30,000
[\h__\h] bad humans are terrible it's a

1036
00:43:33,750 --> 00:43:31,680
waste of time you need to start

1037
00:43:35,510 --> 00:43:33,760
encouraging these kids you need to start

1038
00:43:37,030 --> 00:43:35,520
lift them up you need to start talking

1039
00:43:39,510 --> 00:43:37,040
about the good stuff that they can

1040
00:43:41,430 --> 00:43:39,520
actually do and stop brainwashing them

1041
00:43:43,510 --> 00:43:41,440
for a [\h__\h] vote that's what we need

1042
00:43:45,910 --> 00:43:43,520
to start doing it kind of well just

1043
00:43:48,069 --> 00:43:45,920
inclu just add this at the end dude i

1044
00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:48,079
love that so

1045
00:43:52,550 --> 00:43:49,760
at the end of the day it kind of feels

1046
00:43:54,390 --> 00:43:52,560
like no one wants to take responsibility

1047
00:43:57,349 --> 00:43:54,400
for things so they keep being like

1048
00:44:00,390 --> 00:43:57,359
well it's not my fault and well if you

1049
00:44:03,109 --> 00:44:00,400
know if you just think the way i do for

1050
00:44:04,710 --> 00:44:03,119
ever and the way it'll be the [\h__\h]

1051
00:44:06,390 --> 00:44:04,720
same thing

1052
00:44:10,790 --> 00:44:06,400
the way we need to start thinking is

1053
00:44:13,510 --> 00:44:10,800
that the way the world is right now

1054
00:44:15,270 --> 00:44:13,520
is the previous generation's fault

1055
00:44:17,670 --> 00:44:15,280
it always will be the previous

1056
00:44:20,390 --> 00:44:17,680
generation's fault right so if we want

1057
00:44:23,349 --> 00:44:20,400
to make a better tomorrow our generation

1058
00:44:25,990 --> 00:44:23,359
needs to make it [\h__\h] badass right

1059
00:44:30,069 --> 00:44:26,000
tomorrow i want a badass generation

1060
00:44:31,430 --> 00:44:30,079
tomorrow and i want that to be my fault

1061
00:44:34,390 --> 00:44:31,440
um

1062
00:44:36,550 --> 00:44:34,400
joe strawski for president 2022 i mean

1063
00:44:38,069 --> 00:44:36,560
20 [\h__\h] 20

1064
00:44:39,990 --> 00:44:38,079
24.

1065
00:44:43,109 --> 00:44:40,000
help me out

1066
00:44:46,309 --> 00:44:43,119
joe's trollski for president yeah 24. it

1067
00:44:48,790 --> 00:44:46,319
doesn't even matter like that the system

1068
00:44:50,470 --> 00:44:48,800
is so far behind that [\h__\h] it's like

1069
00:44:52,230 --> 00:44:50,480
ridiculous

1070
00:44:53,750 --> 00:44:52,240
they know about ufos though i mean

1071
00:44:55,349 --> 00:44:53,760
[\h__\h] whatever i mean

1072
00:44:56,790 --> 00:44:55,359
yeah we got that little piece of candy

1073
00:44:59,589 --> 00:44:56,800
it's like butterscotch they've just

1074
00:45:01,030 --> 00:44:59,599
pulled out this hot like melted melted

1075
00:45:04,390 --> 00:45:01,040
butterscotch candy out of like these

1076
00:45:06,630 --> 00:45:04,400
[\h__\h] boomers there you go little kids

1077
00:45:07,910 --> 00:45:06,640
yeah like hey there's ufos everybody's

1078
00:45:10,390 --> 00:45:07,920
like oh

1079
00:45:14,230 --> 00:45:10,400
no no we know that dude

1080
00:45:15,990 --> 00:45:14,240
we've had the same candy yeah and my

1081
00:45:17,190 --> 00:45:16,000
we've had the same candy in our house

1082
00:45:19,190 --> 00:45:17,200
grandpa

1083
00:45:21,430 --> 00:45:19,200
stop giving me this nasty ass candy

1084
00:45:24,390 --> 00:45:21,440
that's hot in your pocket we know about

1085
00:45:26,230 --> 00:45:24,400
it already i like starburst

1086
00:45:28,950 --> 00:45:26,240
you know that granny

1087
00:45:30,870 --> 00:45:28,960
i've told you that

1088
00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:30,880
i've burned [\h__\h] to let you know that i

1089
00:45:36,230 --> 00:45:33,760
like skype i've broken it

1090
00:45:39,510 --> 00:45:36,240
i tattooed it i used forehead and you

1091
00:45:42,069 --> 00:45:39,520
still give me werthers from your pocket

1092
00:45:44,069 --> 00:45:42,079
son of a [\h__\h]

1093
00:45:47,349 --> 00:45:44,079
the taste of dentures

1094
00:45:49,670 --> 00:45:47,359
i can't even unwrap it and get all the

1095
00:45:51,510 --> 00:45:49,680
aluminum wrapping foil off of it because

1096
00:45:53,030 --> 00:45:51,520
it's so hot from you sitting on it for

1097
00:45:54,550 --> 00:45:53,040
multiple days and those pants you've

1098
00:45:56,309 --> 00:45:54,560
been wearing for three days straight

1099
00:45:58,069 --> 00:45:56,319
honestly they're doing us a favor those

1100
00:46:00,150 --> 00:45:58,079
old like butterscotch candies they need

1101
00:46:01,510 --> 00:46:00,160
to be softened up they do right they

1102
00:46:02,309 --> 00:46:01,520
need to be warmed up a little bit you

1103
00:46:04,150 --> 00:46:02,319
know

1104
00:46:06,150 --> 00:46:04,160
they're too hard for them they stick on

1105
00:46:08,150 --> 00:46:06,160
your teeth for like an hour that's where

1106
00:46:10,470 --> 00:46:08,160
the goodness that's why it lasts that's

1107
00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:10,480
where the goodness comes from

1108
00:46:14,470 --> 00:46:13,280
all right boomer candy that's why it

1109
00:46:16,870 --> 00:46:14,480
lasts

1110
00:46:19,190 --> 00:46:16,880
just sit in your teeth and shoot it at

1111
00:46:21,030 --> 00:46:19,200
your ass okay let's watch it just cannot

1112
00:46:22,230 --> 00:46:21,040
handle the sheer number of humans who

1113
00:46:25,589 --> 00:46:22,240
live here

1114
00:46:28,230 --> 00:46:25,599
something has to give and i believe that

1115
00:46:30,069 --> 00:46:28,240
it's up to us who have lived a good life

1116
00:46:33,190 --> 00:46:30,079
to make sure that our children will have

1117
00:46:35,430 --> 00:46:33,200
the opportunity to live good lives too

1118
00:46:46,150 --> 00:46:35,440
i have lived a good life

1119
00:46:51,589 --> 00:46:49,589
agenda 21. i think the agenda 21 thing

1120
00:46:53,430 --> 00:46:51,599
was probably like edited and put it on

1121
00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:53,440
put on there

1122
00:46:57,510 --> 00:46:56,240
but

1123
00:47:00,470 --> 00:46:57,520
yeah it certainly does something like

1124
00:47:03,190 --> 00:47:00,480
that that idea that like

1125
00:47:04,550 --> 00:47:03,200
when you become old enough it's kind of

1126
00:47:06,950 --> 00:47:04,560
like it's

1127
00:47:08,230 --> 00:47:06,960
okay it's like this idea right and and i

1128
00:47:09,670 --> 00:47:08,240
don't

1129
00:47:12,470 --> 00:47:09,680
i'm not even gonna say that let me just

1130
00:47:14,470 --> 00:47:12,480
go with this when you get to a certain

1131
00:47:15,589 --> 00:47:14,480
age

1132
00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:15,599
maybe

1133
00:47:21,910 --> 00:47:19,280
late 60s early 70s you know you start to

1134
00:47:24,549 --> 00:47:21,920
break down and maybe you start to become

1135
00:47:28,870 --> 00:47:24,559
a burden on society a little bit whoa

1136
00:47:31,109 --> 00:47:28,880
joe burton no no no no no no no

1137
00:47:32,710 --> 00:47:31,119
let me tell you something benjamin

1138
00:47:35,430 --> 00:47:32,720
benjamin benjamin

1139
00:47:38,150 --> 00:47:35,440
burden is not a negative term it's a

1140
00:47:39,990 --> 00:47:38,160
plural of bird

1141
00:47:41,349 --> 00:47:40,000
there's multiple burdens burst up on

1142
00:47:44,309 --> 00:47:41,359
that wire

1143
00:47:47,670 --> 00:47:44,319
of electricity i gotta feed my burden i

1144
00:47:50,549 --> 00:47:47,680
gotta feed my burdens y'all know that

1145
00:47:53,510 --> 00:47:50,559
the idea that you would put into

1146
00:47:55,589 --> 00:47:53,520
the future generations mind that

1147
00:47:57,589 --> 00:47:55,599
when you get to an age to where you're

1148
00:47:59,670 --> 00:47:57,599
starting to kind of wear out

1149
00:48:04,309 --> 00:47:59,680
maybe you should just kill yourself oh

1150
00:48:06,390 --> 00:48:04,319
my god dude no ben stop doing that it's

1151
00:48:08,470 --> 00:48:06,400
not negative

1152
00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:08,480
been been

1153
00:48:13,750 --> 00:48:11,760
ben come on ben being reacting

1154
00:48:15,349 --> 00:48:13,760
totally out of line i know that when

1155
00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:15,359
you're totally out of luck ben when

1156
00:48:23,270 --> 00:48:19,040
you're 70 dude don't be selfish yeah

1157
00:48:27,109 --> 00:48:23,280
right just just kill yourself it's okay

1158
00:48:29,510 --> 00:48:27,119
ben stop overreacting stop over this is

1159
00:48:31,990 --> 00:48:29,520
the new norm ben

1160
00:48:35,349 --> 00:48:32,000
stop over reacting bro this feels like

1161
00:48:39,829 --> 00:48:35,359
the movie like uh the uh the movie where

1162
00:48:42,710 --> 00:48:39,839
the the couple goes to like

1163
00:48:44,549 --> 00:48:42,720
scandinavia [\h__\h] fluff i love ass too

1164
00:48:45,890 --> 00:48:44,559
hell yeah

1165
00:48:48,549 --> 00:48:45,900
sorry

1166
00:48:51,030 --> 00:48:48,559
[Music]

1167
00:48:52,470 --> 00:48:51,040
sorry actually you know what i'm good

1168
00:48:54,069 --> 00:48:52,480
i'm good there i'm just going to add

1169
00:48:55,430 --> 00:48:54,079
another thing i don't like horse ass i

1170
00:48:57,190 --> 00:48:55,440
don't think

1171
00:48:58,150 --> 00:48:57,200
oh yeah i love horse

1172
00:49:02,549 --> 00:48:58,160
love

1173
00:49:04,470 --> 00:49:02,559
oh my god

1174
00:49:06,150 --> 00:49:04,480
dude i'm telling you man [\h__\h] fluff

1175
00:49:07,910 --> 00:49:06,160
she's got the like the the [\h__\h] that's

1176
00:49:09,589 --> 00:49:07,920
underneath of the uh like the the

1177
00:49:11,349 --> 00:49:09,599
remember the old-school lone star caps

1178
00:49:13,030 --> 00:49:11,359
where they would do those little games

1179
00:49:15,190 --> 00:49:13,040
that you could play uh-huh yeah yeah

1180
00:49:17,670 --> 00:49:15,200
that's what it was that's what it was

1181
00:49:19,510 --> 00:49:17,680
enzo enzo says uh i'm imagining joe

1182
00:49:22,710 --> 00:49:19,520
saying that to jim goodall that jim

1183
00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:22,720
punches joe right in the face why

1184
00:49:27,109 --> 00:49:25,760
i would never say that to jim girl

1185
00:49:29,270 --> 00:49:27,119
jim goodall would be like hey you should

1186
00:49:32,150 --> 00:49:29,280
go [\h__\h] yourself hey i'm having a great

1187
00:49:34,549 --> 00:49:32,160
i own the corvette you stinky bearded

1188
00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:34,559
guy it goes 300 miles an hour i want a

1189
00:49:39,750 --> 00:49:36,400
corvette i don't know if you know that

1190
00:49:41,670 --> 00:49:39,760
it goes 300 i drive at 47.

1191
00:49:45,030 --> 00:49:41,680
he doesn't he's a very law-abiding

1192
00:49:48,390 --> 00:49:45,040
citizen he is a citizen i don't know

1193
00:49:51,349 --> 00:49:49,349
[\h__\h]

1194
00:49:54,309 --> 00:49:51,359
love jim goodall dude see and that's

1195
00:49:59,030 --> 00:49:54,319
what i'm saying right is that like jim

1196
00:50:01,349 --> 00:49:59,040
is in his mid 70s now right um till i

1197
00:50:02,950 --> 00:50:01,359
think like mid to late 70s right i think

1198
00:50:05,270 --> 00:50:02,960
he's a young

1199
00:50:08,790 --> 00:50:05,280
if we start telling people

1200
00:50:10,870 --> 00:50:08,800
bro we didn't know jim good say he's 76

1201
00:50:14,390 --> 00:50:10,880
i want to say he's like 76 or something

1202
00:50:15,270 --> 00:50:14,400
like he's 68. 68 league

1203
00:50:18,309 --> 00:50:15,280
70

1204
00:50:22,150 --> 00:50:18,319
accident

1205
00:50:23,910 --> 00:50:22,160
my i might have said 76 and he was 66 no

1206
00:50:25,670 --> 00:50:23,920
i don't know i can't [\h__\h] remember

1207
00:50:27,829 --> 00:50:25,680
dude it was very recent he has the soul

1208
00:50:29,589 --> 00:50:27,839
he has the soul of a 25 year old he's

1209
00:50:32,390 --> 00:50:29,599
like a [\h__\h] kid i know that's why i'm

1210
00:50:34,630 --> 00:50:32,400
like having a hard time remembering

1211
00:50:35,910 --> 00:50:34,640
late 60s early 70s he's gonna pop in the

1212
00:50:38,549 --> 00:50:35,920
chat and be like

1213
00:50:40,630 --> 00:50:38,559
[\h__\h] you [\h__\h] i'm not 80 years

1214
00:50:42,470 --> 00:50:40,640
old

1215
00:50:44,710 --> 00:50:42,480
but like that's what i'm saying is like

1216
00:50:45,750 --> 00:50:44,720
dude we didn't even know jim goodall

1217
00:50:48,230 --> 00:50:45,760
like

1218
00:50:51,430 --> 00:50:48,240
two years imagine can you imagine if the

1219
00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:51,440
mindset of his generation was to just

1220
00:50:55,910 --> 00:50:53,760
going ahead and off yourself at 70 so

1221
00:50:57,670 --> 00:50:55,920
that way you can save resources for the

1222
00:50:59,829 --> 00:50:57,680
next generation the amount of

1223
00:51:02,549 --> 00:50:59,839
information the amount of stories the

1224
00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:02,559
amount of like so beautiful [\h__\h] that

1225
00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:05,760
like a person has to say to like the

1226
00:51:09,990 --> 00:51:09,119
the bottom generations of futures to

1227
00:51:11,510 --> 00:51:10,000
come

1228
00:51:15,030 --> 00:51:11,520
is ended

1229
00:51:18,150 --> 00:51:15,040
you gotta go bro you you gotta [\h__\h]

1230
00:51:21,670 --> 00:51:18,160
go till you take your last breath you

1231
00:51:23,829 --> 00:51:21,680
gotta try and i mean unless so what are

1232
00:51:26,549 --> 00:51:23,839
you so you're you're describing this

1233
00:51:27,589 --> 00:51:26,559
agenda 21 it's not your idea but it's

1234
00:51:31,109 --> 00:51:27,599
what

1235
00:51:35,430 --> 00:51:31,119
this agenda 21 is

1236
00:51:40,230 --> 00:51:37,829
it's like a play right like

1237
00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:40,240
you you see this trend going on where

1238
00:51:45,510 --> 00:51:41,760
people will

1239
00:51:48,150 --> 00:51:45,520
will uh attack the heart strings right

1240
00:51:51,190 --> 00:51:48,160
within like a real nefarious like kind

1241
00:51:53,670 --> 00:51:51,200
of agenda behind it yeah and then people

1242
00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:53,680
are like oh yeah

1243
00:51:58,150 --> 00:51:55,760
i want to i want to save the home right

1244
00:52:00,150 --> 00:51:58,160
it happened in austin right that that

1245
00:52:01,589 --> 00:52:00,160
building or that little vote that they

1246
00:52:05,030 --> 00:52:01,599
did where they were like oh yeah we're

1247
00:52:07,349 --> 00:52:05,040
trying to save the homeless they lost

1248
00:52:09,270 --> 00:52:07,359
underneath of all that stuff was oh yeah

1249
00:52:11,270 --> 00:52:09,280
the east side where all the people are

1250
00:52:13,829 --> 00:52:11,280
yeah we're gonna build a train track all

1251
00:52:15,349 --> 00:52:13,839
the way through it right remember also

1252
00:52:17,349 --> 00:52:15,359
we're gonna we're gonna allow them to

1253
00:52:19,510 --> 00:52:17,359
just build their own houses out of out

1254
00:52:20,309 --> 00:52:19,520
of [\h__\h] whatever you know possum

1255
00:52:22,150 --> 00:52:20,319
teeth

1256
00:52:24,390 --> 00:52:22,160
right in your front yard that's what

1257
00:52:27,589 --> 00:52:24,400
that's what that bill allowed and also

1258
00:52:29,829 --> 00:52:27,599
we've we've allowed uh condos and like

1259
00:52:32,710 --> 00:52:29,839
private corporations and entities to

1260
00:52:35,430 --> 00:52:32,720
come into your neighborhood and buy up

1261
00:52:37,349 --> 00:52:35,440
from like you know we just buy whatever

1262
00:52:38,549 --> 00:52:37,359
we want we're like basically it was like

1263
00:52:42,230 --> 00:52:38,559
the bill was like hey we're gonna

1264
00:52:44,150 --> 00:52:42,240
gentrify the [\h__\h] out of all this stuff

1265
00:52:47,670 --> 00:52:44,160
um but hey we want to help the homeless

1266
00:52:49,589 --> 00:52:47,680
and all the [\h__\h] simpletons out there

1267
00:52:52,150 --> 00:52:49,599
that just

1268
00:52:54,470 --> 00:52:52,160
want to like [\h__\h] grandstand on how

1269
00:52:57,510 --> 00:52:54,480
helpful they are yeah they all went and

1270
00:52:59,270 --> 00:52:57,520
voted to go save homeless people right

1271
00:53:01,670 --> 00:52:59,280
yeah and then they went to work the next

1272
00:53:03,910 --> 00:53:01,680
day and they talk [\h__\h] to you about how

1273
00:53:05,829 --> 00:53:03,920
much they just saved homeless people

1274
00:53:07,589 --> 00:53:05,839
right and then now they're gonna build a

1275
00:53:09,109 --> 00:53:07,599
train that runs right through the east

1276
00:53:11,589 --> 00:53:09,119
side displacing

1277
00:53:13,510 --> 00:53:11,599
hundreds of families out of that area

1278
00:53:15,670 --> 00:53:13,520
plus the homeless people so now you got

1279
00:53:17,430 --> 00:53:15,680
more homeless people coming in behind

1280
00:53:19,109 --> 00:53:17,440
them like you didn't do [\h__\h] all you did

1281
00:53:20,549 --> 00:53:19,119
was displace a [\h__\h] load of people out

1282
00:53:23,430 --> 00:53:20,559
of your city that's all you've done

1283
00:53:26,230 --> 00:53:23,440
you've made them move somewhere else and

1284
00:53:28,630 --> 00:53:26,240
dude supply and demand i get it like i

1285
00:53:31,109 --> 00:53:28,640
understand that all makes sense but

1286
00:53:33,349 --> 00:53:31,119
whenever you have government middleman

1287
00:53:35,670 --> 00:53:33,359
behind this little supply and demand and

1288
00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:35,680
they're doing shady [\h__\h] and writing

1289
00:53:40,069 --> 00:53:37,760
words really weird on the ballots so

1290
00:53:42,870 --> 00:53:40,079
that way you vote for some [\h__\h]

1291
00:53:45,510 --> 00:53:42,880
that's [\h__\h] up no they're stealing a

1292
00:53:47,109 --> 00:53:45,520
staff taxation is theft because you

1293
00:53:48,309 --> 00:53:47,119
voted for something that you wanted to

1294
00:53:50,950 --> 00:53:48,319
be good

1295
00:53:52,630 --> 00:53:50,960
and instead you did the exact opposite

1296
00:53:54,390 --> 00:53:52,640
and what did they do right after they

1297
00:53:56,790 --> 00:53:54,400
passed that [\h__\h] right yeah they went

1298
00:53:58,790 --> 00:53:56,800
and they loaded up all the tents

1299
00:54:00,309 --> 00:53:58,800
and they [\h__\h] moved them outside of

1300
00:54:02,069 --> 00:54:00,319
the city and said you're no longer

1301
00:54:03,990 --> 00:54:02,079
allowed to do this [\h__\h] so they were

1302
00:54:06,150 --> 00:54:04,000
like yeah we helped the homeless and you

1303
00:54:07,910 --> 00:54:06,160
voted to help the homeless but really

1304
00:54:10,069 --> 00:54:07,920
all they did was round them up move them

1305
00:54:11,910 --> 00:54:10,079
outside the city and then you [\h__\h]

1306
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:11,920
took a bunch of people who had homes and

1307
00:54:16,230 --> 00:54:13,760
then you [\h__\h] made them homeless with

1308
00:54:19,190 --> 00:54:16,240
your stupid train that nobody rides

1309
00:54:21,589 --> 00:54:19,200
right so on a smaller city scale that's

1310
00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:21,599
like what the government on a big scale

1311
00:54:26,150 --> 00:54:23,440
does to people they say a bunch of nice

1312
00:54:28,069 --> 00:54:26,160
[\h__\h] trying to make you be like oh yeah

1313
00:54:29,829 --> 00:54:28,079
you're right resources are important for

1314
00:54:31,670 --> 00:54:29,839
the future generation right like

1315
00:54:33,109 --> 00:54:31,680
obviously nobody nobody's disagreeing

1316
00:54:34,870 --> 00:54:33,119
with that but that doesn't mean you

1317
00:54:38,470 --> 00:54:34,880
should start brainwashing the younger

1318
00:54:39,190 --> 00:54:38,480
generation to off themselves at 70. yeah

1319
00:54:40,549 --> 00:54:39,200
so

1320
00:54:43,430 --> 00:54:40,559
just to be clear because there's there's

1321
00:54:45,109 --> 00:54:43,440
some confusion in in the chat uh and i

1322
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:45,119
was confused at first what you were

1323
00:54:53,510 --> 00:54:51,270
you know suicide at like the age of 70.

1324
00:54:55,430 --> 00:54:53,520
you weren't saying you were making fun

1325
00:54:56,950 --> 00:54:55,440
of this campaign that we showed a video

1326
00:54:59,190 --> 00:54:56,960
of like

1327
00:55:01,270 --> 00:54:59,200
you don't believe that that's

1328
00:55:02,950 --> 00:55:01,280
uh something that that that old people

1329
00:55:03,829 --> 00:55:02,960
should do right like

1330
00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:03,839
no

1331
00:55:07,829 --> 00:55:05,680
right you were making fun of yeah i'm

1332
00:55:10,150 --> 00:55:07,839
making fun of it absolutely one hundred

1333
00:55:12,390 --> 00:55:10,160
percent that's why it's [\h__\h] i just

1334
00:55:15,190 --> 00:55:12,400
had to clarify it i was a clarify

1335
00:55:15,990 --> 00:55:15,200
and and i think maybe philip knight made

1336
00:55:17,910 --> 00:55:16,000
this

1337
00:55:21,270 --> 00:55:17,920
comment on it but

1338
00:55:23,589 --> 00:55:21,280
that is a way to ruin

1339
00:55:26,710 --> 00:55:23,599
to basically wipe out an entire

1340
00:55:29,510 --> 00:55:26,720
generation of history and like

1341
00:55:32,230 --> 00:55:29,520
eyewitness testimony yeah of earlier

1342
00:55:34,789 --> 00:55:32,240
history you know yeah when i talk to my

1343
00:55:36,870 --> 00:55:34,799
grandmother and i asked her

1344
00:55:38,870 --> 00:55:36,880
what was it like when you sat down and

1345
00:55:40,710 --> 00:55:38,880
you watched the moon landing right or

1346
00:55:43,270 --> 00:55:40,720
what was it like during the civil rights

1347
00:55:44,630 --> 00:55:43,280
movement what was that like personally

1348
00:55:46,870 --> 00:55:44,640
for you

1349
00:55:48,710 --> 00:55:46,880
as a as a mexican woman growing up in

1350
00:55:51,030 --> 00:55:48,720
america you know

1351
00:55:53,270 --> 00:55:51,040
like what was that like for you you know

1352
00:55:55,910 --> 00:55:53,280
if you if she decided to offer herself

1353
00:55:57,349 --> 00:55:55,920
at 70 i'd never get a chance to ask her

1354
00:56:00,950 --> 00:55:57,359
i would never know

1355
00:56:02,390 --> 00:56:00,960
and everybody's gonna have different

1356
00:56:04,309 --> 00:56:02,400
sides of the story but that's like

1357
00:56:06,069 --> 00:56:04,319
beautiful right is that like you hear

1358
00:56:08,150 --> 00:56:06,079
all these different things from

1359
00:56:10,069 --> 00:56:08,160
different people but if you encourage

1360
00:56:11,190 --> 00:56:10,079
people to just off themselves before

1361
00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:11,200
their time

1362
00:56:15,430 --> 00:56:12,880
you're you're shortening

1363
00:56:16,630 --> 00:56:15,440
like you're shortening like it sucks

1364
00:56:18,150 --> 00:56:16,640
right because like i was using the

1365
00:56:20,309 --> 00:56:18,160
example of jim goodall and like how we

1366
00:56:22,309 --> 00:56:20,319
just ran into the guy and like we became

1367
00:56:24,470 --> 00:56:22,319
really good friends he's an older

1368
00:56:25,910 --> 00:56:24,480
gentleman had he decided to off himself

1369
00:56:27,670 --> 00:56:25,920
we would have never met him we would

1370
00:56:29,430 --> 00:56:27,680
have never known these stories we would

1371
00:56:31,349 --> 00:56:29,440
have never been able to pass them on to

1372
00:56:33,670 --> 00:56:31,359
future generations because i know when

1373
00:56:36,150 --> 00:56:33,680
my daughter gets old enough i'm telling

1374
00:56:38,230 --> 00:56:36,160
her some jim goodall stories for sure

1375
00:56:40,470 --> 00:56:38,240
you know what i'm saying so like it's

1376
00:56:42,630 --> 00:56:40,480
great the internet exists hopefully this

1377
00:56:45,270 --> 00:56:42,640
[\h__\h] will be around for a long long time

1378
00:56:48,230 --> 00:56:45,280
but it's not positive to encourage

1379
00:56:50,710 --> 00:56:48,240
people to just off themselves um because

1380
00:56:52,150 --> 00:56:50,720
the government wants to hoard resources

1381
00:56:53,829 --> 00:56:52,160
right right yeah that's the whole point

1382
00:56:57,349 --> 00:56:53,839
right like we're talking about this

1383
00:56:59,910 --> 00:56:57,359
agenda 21 thing and and this

1384
00:57:01,910 --> 00:56:59,920
yeah it's a real it's a real thing that

1385
00:57:04,069 --> 00:57:01,920
that was considered it's kind of fine

1386
00:57:05,430 --> 00:57:04,079
it's really [\h__\h] up man

1387
00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:05,440
uh and

1388
00:57:10,309 --> 00:57:07,760
yeah i i don't see a

1389
00:57:13,190 --> 00:57:10,319
a brighter future without

1390
00:57:14,470 --> 00:57:13,200
our elders we need to rely on our elders

1391
00:57:17,030 --> 00:57:14,480
you have to

1392
00:57:20,549 --> 00:57:17,040
earlier civilizations without internet

1393
00:57:24,069 --> 00:57:20,559
without governments without anything

1394
00:57:25,670 --> 00:57:24,079
earlier civilizations thrived learned

1395
00:57:27,109 --> 00:57:25,680
and grew

1396
00:57:30,309 --> 00:57:27,119
through elders

1397
00:57:32,630 --> 00:57:30,319
that's what made civilizations

1398
00:57:35,030 --> 00:57:32,640
great was the elders

1399
00:57:36,470 --> 00:57:35,040
that's also even if they did things

1400
00:57:40,710 --> 00:57:36,480
wrong

1401
00:57:43,430 --> 00:57:40,720
you have to have the elders because

1402
00:57:45,990 --> 00:57:43,440
that's how you learn you learn i know as

1403
00:57:48,150 --> 00:57:46,000
a 34 year old man

1404
00:57:50,309 --> 00:57:48,160
i still know what the [\h__\h] i'm doing in

1405
00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:50,319
life and i hope my parents kick it for a

1406
00:57:53,910 --> 00:57:52,000
little longer so that way i can learn

1407
00:57:55,670 --> 00:57:53,920
more [\h__\h] you don't think that when

1408
00:57:58,069 --> 00:57:55,680
you're younger and so the people that

1409
00:57:59,829 --> 00:57:58,079
are globbing on to this mentality are

1410
00:58:01,670 --> 00:57:59,839
younger and they want to get out of the

1411
00:58:03,589 --> 00:58:01,680
house and they want to [\h__\h] their

1412
00:58:05,910 --> 00:58:03,599
parents right and they want to like

1413
00:58:07,349 --> 00:58:05,920
rebel against society and they want to

1414
00:58:09,349 --> 00:58:07,359
like do their own right but then

1415
00:58:11,510 --> 00:58:09,359
whenever they become 35 and they're

1416
00:58:13,430 --> 00:58:11,520
[\h__\h] have kids and all kinds of [\h__\h]

1417
00:58:15,990 --> 00:58:13,440
you realize like okay look

1418
00:58:17,990 --> 00:58:16,000
i can still carry that but that doesn't

1419
00:58:20,829 --> 00:58:18,000
mean like there's just like this [\h__\h]

1420
00:58:22,470 --> 00:58:20,839
the world mentality you really have to

1421
00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:22,480
like

1422
00:58:28,230 --> 00:58:25,760
protect and nurture the world your your

1423
00:58:29,670 --> 00:58:28,240
[\h__\h] you mentality because and and i

1424
00:58:32,230 --> 00:58:29,680
went through this change dude right

1425
00:58:34,549 --> 00:58:32,240
because i'm i'm a punk rock kid i hate

1426
00:58:35,990 --> 00:58:34,559
the i hated the government i hated like

1427
00:58:38,150 --> 00:58:36,000
people telling me what to do i hated

1428
00:58:39,910 --> 00:58:38,160
bosses i hated working i hated all that

1429
00:58:42,150 --> 00:58:39,920
[\h__\h] i wanted people to leave me the

1430
00:58:43,510 --> 00:58:42,160
[\h__\h] alone and i wanted to do whatever i

1431
00:58:45,270 --> 00:58:43,520
wanted to do

1432
00:58:48,230 --> 00:58:45,280
but now as you get older you realize

1433
00:58:50,470 --> 00:58:48,240
that hey that's not very productive you

1434
00:58:53,109 --> 00:58:50,480
can still be very punk rock

1435
00:58:56,069 --> 00:58:53,119
about your your feelings and the way

1436
00:58:59,270 --> 00:58:56,079
that you view society but it's important

1437
00:59:01,430 --> 00:58:59,280
to not uh uh you know alienate people

1438
00:59:02,470 --> 00:59:01,440
it's important to bring people in with

1439
00:59:08,870 --> 00:59:02,480
you

1440
00:59:11,190 --> 00:59:08,880
together right even though there's going

1441
00:59:13,430 --> 00:59:11,200
to be stuff that you don't agree with

1442
00:59:14,870 --> 00:59:13,440
wholly all along

1443
00:59:16,549 --> 00:59:14,880
you got to be able to work together at

1444
00:59:19,270 --> 00:59:16,559
some point and if we can all work

1445
00:59:21,190 --> 00:59:19,280
together for long enough we might be

1446
00:59:22,309 --> 00:59:21,200
able to finally work ourselves out of

1447
00:59:25,430 --> 00:59:22,319
this rut

1448
00:59:27,829 --> 00:59:25,440
you know it's it's it's almost like uh

1449
00:59:29,670 --> 00:59:27,839
it's like if you were uh living in the

1450
00:59:30,630 --> 00:59:29,680
the amazon forest

1451
00:59:32,230 --> 00:59:30,640
and

1452
00:59:34,870 --> 00:59:32,240
you had like this very small tribe of

1453
00:59:37,510 --> 00:59:34,880
maybe like 20 people and there was this

1454
00:59:40,309 --> 00:59:37,520
patch of of grass that also had like

1455
00:59:41,829 --> 00:59:40,319
dandelions and also some poisonous [\h__\h]

1456
00:59:45,349 --> 00:59:41,839
you didn't know

1457
00:59:46,789 --> 00:59:45,359
which plant if you ate it would kill you

1458
00:59:49,270 --> 00:59:46,799
you know who would know

1459
00:59:52,150 --> 00:59:49,280
the elders papi

1460
00:59:54,309 --> 00:59:52,160
yep papio balls he would know

1461
00:59:56,870 --> 00:59:54,319
yep that purple one don't eat that don't

1462
00:59:59,270 --> 00:59:56,880
eat that don't eat that [\h__\h] purple

1463
01:00:01,510 --> 00:59:59,280
it looks delicious

1464
01:00:03,109 --> 01:00:01,520
don't eat it all right let's let's we

1465
01:00:04,710 --> 01:00:03,119
gotta we got a movie to review dude are

1466
01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:04,720
you ready bro

1467
01:00:10,030 --> 01:00:07,280
are you ready let's do it dude review

1468
01:00:13,349 --> 01:00:10,040
cosmos

1469
01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:13,359
2019 three amateur strom

1470
01:00:18,870 --> 01:00:15,760
wait i should pull up something hold on

1471
01:00:21,829 --> 01:00:18,880
astro manometers mr b dvds

1472
01:00:23,990 --> 01:00:21,839
three astro manometers

1473
01:00:25,190 --> 01:00:24,000
the cash man

1474
01:00:28,630 --> 01:00:25,200
kiss me

1475
01:00:33,190 --> 01:00:30,000
watch team america today

1476
01:00:34,870 --> 01:00:33,200
[Laughter]

1477
01:00:36,390 --> 01:00:34,880
wait wait wait wait you're supposed to

1478
01:00:37,750 --> 01:00:36,400
watch the rest of this movie and you

1479
01:00:41,190 --> 01:00:37,760
chose to watch

1480
01:00:45,030 --> 01:00:41,200
i wish i was i was trying oh

1481
01:00:47,829 --> 01:00:45,040
my god i'm trying to watch this [\h__\h]

1482
01:00:48,630 --> 01:00:47,839
and like but it it's it's okay so just

1483
01:00:49,829 --> 01:00:48,640
think

1484
01:00:51,589 --> 01:00:49,839
if we're going to talk about the movie i

1485
01:00:54,390 --> 01:00:51,599
want to talk about this really quick

1486
01:00:56,390 --> 01:00:54,400
right yes okay and let me tell you why i

1487
01:00:59,430 --> 01:00:56,400
ended up watching team america as

1488
01:01:01,589 --> 01:00:59,440
opposed to cosmos okay

1489
01:01:03,430 --> 01:01:01,599
first review of the movie the entire

1490
01:01:06,789 --> 01:01:03,440
movie takes place in the back of this

1491
01:01:10,069 --> 01:01:06,799
[\h__\h] 2001 volkswagen

1492
01:01:13,270 --> 01:01:10,079
and uh you know stationary subaru a

1493
01:01:16,470 --> 01:01:13,280
subaru station wagon the entire

1494
01:01:19,270 --> 01:01:16,480
cool ass movie let me say that cool ass

1495
01:01:20,470 --> 01:01:19,280
movie very very cool

1496
01:01:22,829 --> 01:01:20,480
um

1497
01:01:26,150 --> 01:01:22,839
there's oh it's a volvo my bad dude it

1498
01:01:28,470 --> 01:01:26,160
is it a volvo okay

1499
01:01:29,829 --> 01:01:28,480
very cool movie i really enjoyed the

1500
01:01:32,390 --> 01:01:29,839
movie

1501
01:01:34,230 --> 01:01:32,400
however to understand like what's going

1502
01:01:36,789 --> 01:01:34,240
what's going on

1503
01:01:39,510 --> 01:01:36,799
inside of this volvo for two and a half

1504
01:01:41,430 --> 01:01:39,520
hours you you you have to kind of pay

1505
01:01:43,109 --> 01:01:41,440
attention a little bit and while i was

1506
01:01:44,789 --> 01:01:43,119
at work man it was just so hard to pay

1507
01:01:46,309 --> 01:01:44,799
attention i got like halfway through it

1508
01:01:47,430 --> 01:01:46,319
and i was like okay it's a little

1509
01:01:49,270 --> 01:01:47,440
difficult so

1510
01:01:51,349 --> 01:01:49,280
we finished the rest of it you know

1511
01:01:52,870 --> 01:01:51,359
right here but i ended up watching team

1512
01:01:55,670 --> 01:01:52,880
america because i'd already seen it a

1513
01:01:56,710 --> 01:01:55,680
hundred times it's [\h__\h] hilarious and

1514
01:01:57,829 --> 01:01:56,720
uh

1515
01:01:59,750 --> 01:01:57,839
you know

1516
01:02:02,630 --> 01:01:59,760
mohammed yeah right right whatever you

1517
01:02:04,069 --> 01:02:02,640
know did you watch the poop

1518
01:02:11,829 --> 01:02:04,079
yeah the unedited

1519
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:14,230
so hilarious dude okay all right let's

1520
01:02:17,349 --> 01:02:16,050
stay on track uh

1521
01:02:19,829 --> 01:02:17,359
[Music]

1522
01:02:22,710 --> 01:02:19,839
two hours two hours and eight minutes no

1523
01:02:24,549 --> 01:02:22,720
poop scene no nope look this is my first

1524
01:02:29,109 --> 01:02:24,559
round two hours and eight minutes into

1525
01:02:36,390 --> 01:02:31,510
53 minutes 24 seconds in the team

1526
01:02:40,710 --> 01:02:38,309
i mean you're gonna that's gonna get my

1527
01:02:43,430 --> 01:02:40,720
vote i'm just saying

1528
01:02:47,829 --> 01:02:43,440
two hours and eight minutes uh a force

1529
01:02:49,109 --> 01:02:47,839
four stars on uh amazon prime uh

1530
01:02:51,589 --> 01:02:49,119
2019

1531
01:02:53,829 --> 01:02:51,599
three amateur astronomers accidentally

1532
01:02:56,789 --> 01:02:53,839
intercept what they believe to be a

1533
01:02:58,470 --> 01:02:56,799
signal from a distant alien civilization

1534
01:03:00,870 --> 01:02:58,480
but the truth they uncover is more

1535
01:03:02,470 --> 01:03:00,880
incredible than any of them dare to

1536
01:03:03,829 --> 01:03:02,480
believe

1537
01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:03,839
this summer

1538
01:03:10,309 --> 01:03:06,960
starring meg ryan

1539
01:03:12,309 --> 01:03:10,319
i feel like i feel like maybe

1540
01:03:14,309 --> 01:03:12,319
maybe the description is a little

1541
01:03:16,710 --> 01:03:14,319
misleading right

1542
01:03:18,069 --> 01:03:16,720
don't you think yeah it is

1543
01:03:19,990 --> 01:03:18,079
because

1544
01:03:21,510 --> 01:03:20,000
like scroll up let me read it here oh

1545
01:03:23,910 --> 01:03:21,520
can we guys can we start can i start

1546
01:03:26,630 --> 01:03:23,920
before before you say that yeah um

1547
01:03:29,829 --> 01:03:26,640
thanks to lazybuffalo on twitter you

1548
01:03:31,190 --> 01:03:29,839
know i i i tweeted out uh hey i'm i'm

1549
01:03:33,829 --> 01:03:31,200
ready to watch i didn't i didn't have

1550
01:03:35,510 --> 01:03:33,839
any plans to to do our episode of like a

1551
01:03:37,270 --> 01:03:35,520
movie review tonight i was just like

1552
01:03:39,430 --> 01:03:37,280
literally i just want to

1553
01:03:41,109 --> 01:03:39,440
i wanted a movie to watch i just want to

1554
01:03:43,510 --> 01:03:41,119
rock and roll so thank you guys on

1555
01:03:45,589 --> 01:03:43,520
twitter who who suggested films we got a

1556
01:03:47,910 --> 01:03:45,599
lot of i got a list now

1557
01:03:49,750 --> 01:03:47,920
uh so thank you to lazy buffalo for

1558
01:03:51,589 --> 01:03:49,760
recommending cosmos we were flipping

1559
01:03:53,430 --> 01:03:51,599
through i was texting joe he was like

1560
01:03:55,190 --> 01:03:53,440
i'm flipping through trying to see and i

1561
01:03:56,309 --> 01:03:55,200
was like dude we should check out cosmos

1562
01:03:57,589 --> 01:03:56,319
what do you think and he was like [\h__\h]

1563
01:04:00,309 --> 01:03:57,599
yeah let's do it

1564
01:04:03,270 --> 01:04:00,319
so we started watching cosmos and dude

1565
01:04:05,349 --> 01:04:03,280
just not knowing anything about it

1566
01:04:07,829 --> 01:04:05,359
it is so well shot

1567
01:04:10,870 --> 01:04:07,839
it is it like it's so beautiful the

1568
01:04:12,789 --> 01:04:10,880
cinematography the cinematic language is

1569
01:04:15,270 --> 01:04:12,799
is is fluent i'm

1570
01:04:17,109 --> 01:04:15,280
not fluent in cinema cinematic language

1571
01:04:19,670 --> 01:04:17,119
but they knew what they were doing these

1572
01:04:23,270 --> 01:04:19,680
filmmakers are [\h__\h] top-notch holy

1573
01:04:26,309 --> 01:04:23,280
[\h__\h] the actors the script oh

1574
01:04:28,789 --> 01:04:26,319
dude such a great film it's british and

1575
01:04:31,430 --> 01:04:28,799
it's pretty i oh sorry i should have did

1576
01:04:33,430 --> 01:04:31,440
that whole thing in it i can't do it

1577
01:04:35,190 --> 01:04:33,440
i can only do australian for some reason

1578
01:04:37,270 --> 01:04:35,200
only australian

1579
01:04:39,029 --> 01:04:37,280
there's a reason for that ben

1580
01:04:40,950 --> 01:04:39,039
why

1581
01:04:42,150 --> 01:04:40,960
because this would this one that's what

1582
01:04:43,349 --> 01:04:42,160
the british would do with all their

1583
01:04:45,190 --> 01:04:43,359
convicts

1584
01:04:47,430 --> 01:04:45,200
let's just send them to

1585
01:04:50,710 --> 01:04:47,440
yeah they sent them to australia what

1586
01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:50,720
really yes dude yeah

1587
01:04:54,549 --> 01:04:51,760
what

1588
01:04:56,710 --> 01:04:54,559
to be [\h__\h] prisoners like the the bad

1589
01:04:58,789 --> 01:04:56,720
of the bad the [\h__\h] murderers or

1590
01:04:59,990 --> 01:04:58,799
rapists and [\h__\h] they would like round

1591
01:05:01,589 --> 01:05:00,000
them up

1592
01:05:03,349 --> 01:05:01,599
immigrants and [\h__\h] they would round

1593
01:05:05,029 --> 01:05:03,359
them up and they would [\h__\h] send them

1594
01:05:06,950 --> 01:05:05,039
to australia because nobody lived there

1595
01:05:08,630 --> 01:05:06,960
but like those aborigines that play on

1596
01:05:09,829 --> 01:05:08,640
didgeridoos and [\h__\h]

1597
01:05:11,349 --> 01:05:09,839
and then they got there and they were

1598
01:05:13,990 --> 01:05:11,359
like [\h__\h]

1599
01:05:16,150 --> 01:05:14,000
it was like labor camps and stuff

1600
01:05:18,630 --> 01:05:16,160
and they decided you know what nobody

1601
01:05:21,270 --> 01:05:18,640
lives here anyways

1602
01:05:24,710 --> 01:05:21,280
let's make this uh our home and then one

1603
01:05:25,829 --> 01:05:24,720
guy and then one guy was like rydo and

1604
01:05:27,670 --> 01:05:25,839
he was like i've never heard that word

1605
01:05:31,349 --> 01:05:27,680
before and he was like

1606
01:05:32,789 --> 01:05:31,359
i just made it up and he was like righto

1607
01:05:35,349 --> 01:05:32,799
and i don't even know because i don't

1608
01:05:36,870 --> 01:05:35,359
think that's not surely anything

1609
01:05:38,230 --> 01:05:36,880
you're just making

1610
01:05:41,109 --> 01:05:38,240
i i believe it

1611
01:05:42,390 --> 01:05:41,119
that was very convincing what the [\h__\h]

1612
01:05:44,950 --> 01:05:42,400
bro

1613
01:05:46,470 --> 01:05:44,960
what was that well it just fell that's

1614
01:05:48,150 --> 01:05:46,480
the second time that

1615
01:05:51,510 --> 01:05:48,160
your homies have

1616
01:05:53,510 --> 01:05:51,520
like randomly made noises tonight

1617
01:05:54,470 --> 01:05:53,520
what just fell

1618
01:05:59,109 --> 01:05:54,480
so

1619
01:06:01,109 --> 01:05:59,119
amazon it comes with this one it comes

1620
01:06:03,349 --> 01:06:01,119
with this little clip okay you have to

1621
01:06:05,109 --> 01:06:03,359
like screw on to like a

1622
01:06:07,029 --> 01:06:05,119
whole separate piece that comes with a

1623
01:06:09,190 --> 01:06:07,039
[\h__\h] tiny ass screw that doesn't

1624
01:06:10,950 --> 01:06:09,200
exist anywhere except for in this

1625
01:06:13,109 --> 01:06:10,960
special piece that you have to buy to

1626
01:06:15,029 --> 01:06:13,119
[\h__\h] screw in the light

1627
01:06:18,390 --> 01:06:15,039
and it was sitting up here and i put my

1628
01:06:21,589 --> 01:06:18,400
hand down and my headphone wire uh

1629
01:06:24,150 --> 01:06:21,599
[\h__\h] rocketed it across the the room

1630
01:06:26,710 --> 01:06:24,160
so that's what just happened that's what

1631
01:06:28,549 --> 01:06:26,720
happens when you have fly ass candy as

1632
01:06:30,829 --> 01:06:28,559
the headphones dude

1633
01:06:32,630 --> 01:06:30,839
universe is like can't be that

1634
01:06:34,309 --> 01:06:32,640
cool hey

1635
01:06:37,430 --> 01:06:34,319
before we start this review can i go up

1636
01:06:39,670 --> 01:06:37,440
here real quick oh yeah totes totes

1637
01:06:42,630 --> 01:06:39,680
totes totes mcgoats toadsman goats dude

1638
01:06:50,309 --> 01:06:46,230
all right dude well i'm gonna

1639
01:06:52,710 --> 01:06:50,319
i'm gonna be right back okay all right

1640
01:06:54,230 --> 01:06:52,720
uh all right seeing a second joe

1641
01:06:55,829 --> 01:06:54,240
i'm gonna go to i'm gonna go to our

1642
01:06:56,950 --> 01:06:55,839
website

1643
01:06:58,230 --> 01:06:56,960
uh

1644
01:06:59,190 --> 01:06:58,240
oh

1645
01:07:00,549 --> 01:06:59,200
y'all

1646
01:07:04,710 --> 01:07:00,559
get ready

1647
01:07:15,510 --> 01:07:04,720
make some updates to the website

1648
01:07:18,990 --> 01:07:16,950
new products

1649
01:07:22,470 --> 01:07:19,000
the phoenix lights

1650
01:07:25,069 --> 01:07:22,480
1997. i spell checked that shirt

1651
01:07:28,150 --> 01:07:25,079
because there's no way that 90

1652
01:07:29,190 --> 01:07:28,160
97 that's not where that you say it nine

1653
01:07:30,470 --> 01:07:29,200
to seven

1654
01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:30,480
there's no way that's how it's spelled

1655
01:07:36,390 --> 01:07:31,760
but it is

1656
01:07:38,150 --> 01:07:36,400
phoenix lights 1997 boom baby 30 come on

1657
01:07:40,710 --> 01:07:38,160
it's a soft ass shirt it's gonna last

1658
01:07:42,470 --> 01:07:40,720
you a [\h__\h] lifetime just don't poop

1659
01:07:44,630 --> 01:07:42,480
on it or like

1660
01:07:45,829 --> 01:07:44,640
i don't spill poop on it you know or

1661
01:07:47,270 --> 01:07:45,839
mustard

1662
01:07:49,349 --> 01:07:47,280
or poop

1663
01:07:52,069 --> 01:07:49,359
uh and the next shirt is

1664
01:07:53,990 --> 01:07:52,079
aurora texas ufo incidents uh if you're

1665
01:07:55,349 --> 01:07:54,000
just listening uh the visual is a

1666
01:07:57,109 --> 01:07:55,359
picture picture

1667
01:07:59,270 --> 01:07:57,119
what i wanted to do was a series of my

1668
01:08:02,230 --> 01:07:59,280
favorite ufo incidences and the first

1669
01:08:04,630 --> 01:08:02,240
one was phoenix lights second one was

1670
01:08:08,230 --> 01:08:04,640
aurora texas ufo incident

1671
01:08:09,829 --> 01:08:08,240
um and the third one was roswell

1672
01:08:12,150 --> 01:08:09,839
some of you may have not have heard of

1673
01:08:17,110 --> 01:08:12,160
uh the roswell new mexico incident

1674
01:08:21,189 --> 01:08:19,030
uh and then and then the other the other

1675
01:08:25,510 --> 01:08:21,199
thing is the big dipster the other uh

1676
01:08:29,430 --> 01:08:25,520
series is a shirt of star constellations

1677
01:08:35,030 --> 01:08:30,789
star art

1678
01:08:38,470 --> 01:08:35,040
the stars are artists

1679
01:08:40,950 --> 01:08:38,480
the the the big dipster boom baby we

1680
01:08:43,669 --> 01:08:40,960
have got that pleiades system we've got

1681
01:08:45,030 --> 01:08:43,679
orion the guy with the bow looking

1682
01:08:47,990 --> 01:08:45,040
freaking dope

1683
01:08:49,590 --> 01:08:48,000
his name is all right all right

1684
01:08:53,110 --> 01:08:49,600
oh it's funny dude

1685
01:08:55,510 --> 01:08:53,120
mole lady was watching the show yeah

1686
01:08:56,630 --> 01:08:55,520
like i ran downstairs real quick

1687
01:08:58,309 --> 01:08:56,640
she didn't realize that there's like a

1688
01:09:00,950 --> 01:08:58,319
delay

1689
01:09:02,870 --> 01:09:00,960
and like she was like oh i caught her

1690
01:09:04,550 --> 01:09:02,880
off guard

1691
01:09:06,709 --> 01:09:04,560
she was like

1692
01:09:09,110 --> 01:09:06,719
what are you doing

1693
01:09:10,149 --> 01:09:09,120
and i was like i gotta go pee she was

1694
01:09:12,390 --> 01:09:10,159
like

1695
01:09:13,749 --> 01:09:12,400
how am i watching you live right now

1696
01:09:15,269 --> 01:09:13,759
she's like freaked her out she was like

1697
01:09:16,870 --> 01:09:15,279
what do you

1698
01:09:18,550 --> 01:09:16,880
think this is why are you doing this

1699
01:09:21,669 --> 01:09:18,560
right now

1700
01:09:23,829 --> 01:09:21,679
yeah dude i ran downstairs to go pee

1701
01:09:25,669 --> 01:09:23,839
real quick man sorry i don't know i

1702
01:09:27,669 --> 01:09:25,679
don't wake people up dude

1703
01:09:30,470 --> 01:09:27,679
i'm a very uh

1704
01:09:32,950 --> 01:09:30,480
loud pistol i have a very strong heavy

1705
01:09:34,789 --> 01:09:32,960
heavy flow full of heavy pets it's been

1706
01:09:36,630 --> 01:09:34,799
known to wake people up at night if

1707
01:09:38,550 --> 01:09:36,640
they're sleeping and [\h__\h] there's one

1708
01:09:40,789 --> 01:09:38,560
thing that i

1709
01:09:43,030 --> 01:09:40,799
realized about you from

1710
01:09:44,229 --> 01:09:43,040
touring as musicians is that you you

1711
01:09:46,149 --> 01:09:44,239
have the uh

1712
01:09:49,749 --> 01:09:46,159
you have some weight in your piss you

1713
01:09:50,950 --> 01:09:49,759
know i have a lot i have a large heavy

1714
01:09:53,030 --> 01:09:50,960
you know like if we were if we were

1715
01:09:55,189 --> 01:09:53,040
chicks you know like you like every girl

1716
01:09:57,669 --> 01:09:55,199
has like like flow you know like their

1717
01:09:59,750 --> 01:09:57,679
period like the girl stuff there's like

1718
01:10:01,430 --> 01:09:59,760
light flow like flak and then there's

1719
01:10:04,630 --> 01:10:01,440
like [\h__\h]

1720
01:10:06,470 --> 01:10:04,640
dance ass give me that pad baby

1721
01:10:08,149 --> 01:10:06,480
you're the bad

1722
01:10:10,390 --> 01:10:08,159
chick

1723
01:10:13,830 --> 01:10:10,400
i'm the trampoline pad

1724
01:10:15,590 --> 01:10:13,840
it's like it's like made out of nylon

1725
01:10:18,149 --> 01:10:15,600
you gotta have some strength in those

1726
01:10:22,149 --> 01:10:18,159
fibers bro oh dude

1727
01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:23,350
heavy flow small [\h__\h]

1728
01:10:27,590 --> 01:10:25,760
[Laughter]

1729
01:10:29,830 --> 01:10:27,600
the reason it's so heavy is because the

1730
01:10:31,750 --> 01:10:29,840
distance it has to drop down to the

1731
01:10:34,229 --> 01:10:31,760
toilet it's so long that's what it is

1732
01:10:36,390 --> 01:10:34,239
that's why tiny [\h__\h]

1733
01:10:39,189 --> 01:10:36,400
large distance of flow

1734
01:10:41,189 --> 01:10:39,199
the frequency uh is consistent with

1735
01:10:44,950 --> 01:10:41,199
chode

1736
01:10:47,110 --> 01:10:44,960
like staying outside of a bathroom like

1737
01:10:50,790 --> 01:10:47,120
ah it's a choke yep

1738
01:10:54,950 --> 01:10:53,350
see that would be a so chode is like how

1739
01:10:56,950 --> 01:10:54,960
it's like

1740
01:10:59,189 --> 01:10:56,960
yeah yeah from the from the cracker so

1741
01:11:01,189 --> 01:10:59,199
it can't be long and a child right your

1742
01:11:03,990 --> 01:11:01,199
butt hole right so

1743
01:11:07,669 --> 01:11:04,000
i have an abnormally long chode and an

1744
01:11:10,229 --> 01:11:07,679
abnormally tiny dick so it's like

1745
01:11:12,149 --> 01:11:10,239
still has distance to travel

1746
01:11:13,030 --> 01:11:12,159
you just have a ball you just have one

1747
01:11:17,110 --> 01:11:13,040
ball

1748
01:11:19,510 --> 01:11:17,120
there's two in there

1749
01:11:20,790 --> 01:11:19,520
it's like it's like an inflatable no dog

1750
01:11:22,390 --> 01:11:20,800
like one

1751
01:11:25,510 --> 01:11:22,400
one one is

1752
01:11:29,590 --> 01:11:25,520
so i have two balls but like one ball

1753
01:11:33,830 --> 01:11:32,470
well this is sensitive

1754
01:11:35,030 --> 01:11:33,840
i was laughing about something i thought

1755
01:11:35,830 --> 01:11:35,040
about a joke that i was thinking about

1756
01:11:38,470 --> 01:11:35,840
earlier you were thinking about

1757
01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:38,480
something funny earlier yeah sorry i'm

1758
01:11:44,550 --> 01:11:41,040
what what were you thinking about

1759
01:11:45,910 --> 01:11:44,560
it's uh abraham lincoln that's not funny

1760
01:11:47,270 --> 01:11:45,920
that fool got shot in the back of the

1761
01:11:49,910 --> 01:11:47,280
head i'm trying to tell you about them

1762
01:11:51,669 --> 01:11:49,920
about 13 centimeter ball millimeter

1763
01:11:55,430 --> 01:11:51,679
sorry you're right it's not funny it's

1764
01:11:56,790 --> 01:11:55,440
not funny stop

1765
01:11:59,030 --> 01:11:56,800
why are we in the metric system right

1766
01:12:01,110 --> 01:11:59,040
now

1767
01:12:03,030 --> 01:12:01,120
you go to millimeters dude i measure my

1768
01:12:04,870 --> 01:12:03,040
balls in the metric system

1769
01:12:06,390 --> 01:12:04,880
you know like when you measure your dick

1770
01:12:08,709 --> 01:12:06,400
in millimeters that's when you like

1771
01:12:10,870 --> 01:12:08,719
really count like you every every

1772
01:12:15,189 --> 01:12:10,880
millimeter counts

1773
01:12:17,590 --> 01:12:15,199
right we have a long chode it counts

1774
01:12:19,750 --> 01:12:17,600
you wait that's my my [\h__\h] is

1775
01:12:24,070 --> 01:12:19,760
actually almost mid back most people

1776
01:12:29,030 --> 01:12:27,510
look hey i stand when i poop all right

1777
01:12:31,590 --> 01:12:29,040
whatever your [\h__\h] was almost

1778
01:12:33,270 --> 01:12:31,600
mid-back i got your balls was like right

1779
01:12:34,830 --> 01:12:33,280
under your belly button my butt crack

1780
01:12:37,350 --> 01:12:34,840
goes up to my neck all

1781
01:12:40,310 --> 01:12:37,360
right it's the way god made me

1782
01:12:42,470 --> 01:12:40,320
i'm different oh god dude my butt crack

1783
01:12:43,830 --> 01:12:42,480
goes up to my neck

1784
01:12:45,270 --> 01:12:43,840
all right ben you got to stop playing

1785
01:12:47,590 --> 01:12:45,280
around all right we got a movie to

1786
01:12:48,830 --> 01:12:47,600
review

1787
01:12:51,270 --> 01:12:48,840
me

1788
01:12:53,350 --> 01:12:51,280
dude you're the one talking about

1789
01:12:55,430 --> 01:12:53,360
measuring your balls millimeters dude

1790
01:13:00,070 --> 01:12:55,440
who doesn't we're asking about my heavy

1791
01:13:04,310 --> 01:13:01,990
okay all right let's set it up let's

1792
01:13:06,470 --> 01:13:04,320
let's set up the movie all right let's

1793
01:13:08,390 --> 01:13:06,480
do it let's set up the [\h__\h] final i

1794
01:13:10,870 --> 01:13:08,400
think we did it's like three dudes in a

1795
01:13:12,709 --> 01:13:10,880
ball move two hours

1796
01:13:14,229 --> 01:13:12,719
we'll set that [\h__\h] up perfectly let's

1797
01:13:17,669 --> 01:13:14,239
let's res let's reset let's let's

1798
01:13:20,310 --> 01:13:17,679
recount okay so cosmos okay so what most

1799
01:13:23,350 --> 01:13:20,320
people don't know about cosmos is that

1800
01:13:25,350 --> 01:13:23,360
cosmos is a sequel

1801
01:13:27,510 --> 01:13:25,360
to

1802
01:13:28,229 --> 01:13:27,520
uh fairy god parents

1803
01:13:35,030 --> 01:13:28,239
no

1804
01:13:36,470 --> 01:13:35,040
rwanda got hot and left the adventurer's

1805
01:13:38,790 --> 01:13:36,480
full

1806
01:13:41,110 --> 01:13:38,800
oh [\h__\h] that's what's up are you talking

1807
01:13:42,790 --> 01:13:41,120
about like the avengers

1808
01:13:45,030 --> 01:13:42,800
i might have said it wrong maybe not

1809
01:13:46,630 --> 01:13:45,040
david you say the adventurers

1810
01:13:49,030 --> 01:13:46,640
what's the one where they get in that

1811
01:13:51,270 --> 01:13:49,040
[\h__\h] dog spaceship

1812
01:13:53,750 --> 01:13:51,280
and they fly to space

1813
01:13:55,590 --> 01:13:53,760
dog spaceship yeah those kids they make

1814
01:13:59,189 --> 01:13:55,600
that doggy spaceship and they fly to

1815
01:14:02,229 --> 01:13:59,199
space we talk about explorers explorers

1816
01:14:03,110 --> 01:14:02,239
yes this is those fools growing up

1817
01:14:05,430 --> 01:14:03,120
is this

1818
01:14:06,709 --> 01:14:05,440
oh my god it is dude i thought that when

1819
01:14:08,709 --> 01:14:06,719
i was watching i was like this is like

1820
01:14:10,229 --> 01:14:08,719
exactly like the explorers growing up

1821
01:14:11,830 --> 01:14:10,239
except for like they can't make that

1822
01:14:13,990 --> 01:14:11,840
same [\h__\h] so they're looking for the

1823
01:14:16,149 --> 01:14:14,000
people that they met when they were kids

1824
01:14:18,790 --> 01:14:16,159
this is the explorers growing up dude

1825
01:14:20,149 --> 01:14:18,800
they all like work at mit and harvard

1826
01:14:24,149 --> 01:14:20,159
except for like they're in europe or

1827
01:14:26,630 --> 01:14:24,159
whatever so whatever that is what

1828
01:14:28,550 --> 01:14:26,640
oxford hall or some [\h__\h] right yeah

1829
01:14:30,310 --> 01:14:28,560
they're like m.i.t

1830
01:14:32,630 --> 01:14:30,320
i don't know i mean absolutely those

1831
01:14:36,790 --> 01:14:32,640
kids from explorers have to be these

1832
01:14:39,270 --> 01:14:36,800
dudes yeah dude so the astronauts

1833
01:14:41,270 --> 01:14:39,280
dude i knew you had fallen asleep when i

1834
01:14:44,470 --> 01:14:41,280
sent you the text message like bro

1835
01:14:46,709 --> 01:14:44,480
astronauts come on yeah hilarious that's

1836
01:14:50,870 --> 01:14:46,719
like 25 minutes in

1837
01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:50,880
space gab however is a real show

1838
01:14:55,830 --> 01:14:54,000
no really it is space gab is a real show

1839
01:14:58,630 --> 01:14:55,840
that's why i sent you that i was hoping

1840
01:14:59,910 --> 01:14:58,640
to steal that for some another project i

1841
01:15:01,669 --> 01:14:59,920
thought that was something they made up

1842
01:15:02,950 --> 01:15:01,679
for the movie it's a real thing you

1843
01:15:04,470 --> 01:15:02,960
google it and one of the first thing

1844
01:15:06,070 --> 01:15:04,480
that pops up is

1845
01:15:09,830 --> 01:15:06,080
if you're looking for space gab from

1846
01:15:11,430 --> 01:15:09,840
cosmos you found it we are space

1847
01:15:14,229 --> 01:15:11,440
and blah blah blah then there's like

1848
01:15:16,709 --> 01:15:14,239
there's actual yeah yeah it's yeah it's

1849
01:15:18,310 --> 01:15:16,719
actually pretty cool oh that's fun i

1850
01:15:22,550 --> 01:15:18,320
also listened to a little bit of that

1851
01:15:25,750 --> 01:15:23,510
how do you

1852
01:15:27,830 --> 01:15:25,760
oh wait so you had time to watch a

1853
01:15:29,430 --> 01:15:27,840
little bit of the explorers and a little

1854
01:15:32,630 --> 01:15:29,440
bit of team america

1855
01:15:34,550 --> 01:15:32,640
and didn't watch the rest of this film

1856
01:15:36,229 --> 01:15:34,560
so how many stars okay

1857
01:15:37,510 --> 01:15:36,239
it was because i wanted to pay attention

1858
01:15:39,110 --> 01:15:37,520
to it

1859
01:15:41,750 --> 01:15:39,120
right and i couldn't like i just

1860
01:15:43,510 --> 01:15:41,760
couldn't pay to but i was on vacation so

1861
01:15:45,910 --> 01:15:43,520
i wasn't at work on monday so i had a

1862
01:15:48,070 --> 01:15:45,920
bunch of cars to buy

1863
01:15:50,149 --> 01:15:48,080
hell yeah i was trying to pay attention

1864
01:15:51,750 --> 01:15:50,159
and just do a good job

1865
01:15:54,070 --> 01:15:51,760
because i'm having fun at this job and i

1866
01:15:55,189 --> 01:15:54,080
don't want to get fired or nothing so

1867
01:15:56,870 --> 01:15:55,199
i'm trying to i don't want you to get

1868
01:15:58,550 --> 01:15:56,880
fired either so instead i watched a

1869
01:16:01,910 --> 01:15:58,560
bunch of movies that like i had already

1870
01:16:04,709 --> 01:16:01,920
seen it was just laughing

1871
01:16:09,030 --> 01:16:04,719
yeah oh that's the explorers

1872
01:16:12,229 --> 01:16:09,040
dude okay explorers and then

1873
01:16:12,239 --> 01:16:19,350
no continue watching

1874
01:16:24,149 --> 01:16:21,110
oh is it not gonna show it now that i'm

1875
01:16:26,630 --> 01:16:24,159
sharing the screen explorers plus that

1876
01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:26,640
kid with no teeth who ha now has teeth

1877
01:16:33,110 --> 01:16:28,719
on on bro are you talking about stranger

1878
01:16:37,990 --> 01:16:35,430
it also like

1879
01:16:41,110 --> 01:16:38,000
it was cute most of the kids you know

1880
01:16:43,750 --> 01:16:41,120
like but now they're all like teenagers

1881
01:16:45,990 --> 01:16:43,760
and like the most recent season okay

1882
01:16:48,229 --> 01:16:46,000
there's like a second part coming out

1883
01:16:51,350 --> 01:16:48,239
and it's like oh damn it like they're

1884
01:16:53,910 --> 01:16:51,360
like 11's like like attractive now and

1885
01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:53,920
there's like there's like she's like 18

1886
01:16:56,790 --> 01:16:55,760
and i feels weird like even though it's

1887
01:16:59,910 --> 01:16:56,800
like

1888
01:17:00,870 --> 01:16:59,920
i did love i did love how her speech was

1889
01:17:04,310 --> 01:17:00,880
like

1890
01:17:05,830 --> 01:17:04,320
i'm from romania or some [\h__\h] right but

1891
01:17:08,070 --> 01:17:05,840
like they didn't realize that she was

1892
01:17:11,270 --> 01:17:08,080
from the rainbow room from the montauk

1893
01:17:13,750 --> 01:17:11,280
project oh dude from mk ultra sorry oh

1894
01:17:16,950 --> 01:17:13,760
my god no the montauk project this was

1895
01:17:19,830 --> 01:17:16,960
based off montauk project

1896
01:17:22,709 --> 01:17:19,840
uh that's just crazy bro like there's no

1897
01:17:24,630 --> 01:17:22,719
way there's no way that doesn't exist

1898
01:17:27,030 --> 01:17:24,640
there's no way that yeah it's a thing

1899
01:17:30,229 --> 01:17:27,040
there's no way that there isn't a secret

1900
01:17:32,870 --> 01:17:30,239
facility somewhere in the world that

1901
01:17:34,550 --> 01:17:32,880
kidnaps little kids or buys little kids

1902
01:17:36,709 --> 01:17:34,560
off their parents for millions of

1903
01:17:40,229 --> 01:17:36,719
dollars as they're born and they're

1904
01:17:41,750 --> 01:17:40,239
raised as like psychic phenomena

1905
01:17:43,350 --> 01:17:41,760
kind of super soldier type people

1906
01:17:46,070 --> 01:17:43,360
there's no way that doesn't exist

1907
01:17:48,229 --> 01:17:46,080
there's [\h__\h] no way there's no way

1908
01:17:49,669 --> 01:17:48,239
it's it's uh

1909
01:17:52,470 --> 01:17:49,679
it was proven

1910
01:17:54,709 --> 01:17:52,480
we had a dude we had a we had an episode

1911
01:17:56,870 --> 01:17:54,719
where we talked about this documentary

1912
01:17:58,550 --> 01:17:56,880
where there was those twins

1913
01:18:01,030 --> 01:17:58,560
that are the triplets that were brought

1914
01:18:05,350 --> 01:18:01,040
up in all like three different houses

1915
01:18:07,430 --> 01:18:05,360
just for one scientific experiment yeah

1916
01:18:09,910 --> 01:18:07,440
dude to see how they were you're telling

1917
01:18:11,510 --> 01:18:09,920
me low class middle class and high class

1918
01:18:12,950 --> 01:18:11,520
families yeah

1919
01:18:15,030 --> 01:18:12,960
and you're telling me that that's the

1920
01:18:17,430 --> 01:18:15,040
only scientist that has ever tried

1921
01:18:19,750 --> 01:18:17,440
something like that bro seriously yeah

1922
01:18:22,790 --> 01:18:19,760
come on that's not true that's not true

1923
01:18:27,430 --> 01:18:26,709
by the way by the way uh 11 you know

1924
01:18:32,550 --> 01:18:27,440
uh

1925
01:18:36,390 --> 01:18:32,560
was that was the one i was like oh my

1926
01:18:40,149 --> 01:18:36,400
god she she has hair oh my god okay

1927
01:18:41,669 --> 01:18:40,159
i was like how old is she she's 18 okay

1928
01:18:42,790 --> 01:18:41,679
jesus i love that it feels weird i don't

1929
01:18:45,270 --> 01:18:42,800
like it

1930
01:18:46,470 --> 01:18:45,280
i love that show it's a great job

1931
01:18:48,229 --> 01:18:46,480
all right

1932
01:18:51,110 --> 01:18:48,239
okay so when i was sharing the screen it

1933
01:18:53,510 --> 01:18:52,390
the uh

1934
01:18:54,870 --> 01:18:53,520
the footage

1935
01:18:56,630 --> 01:18:54,880
it wasn't showing up i was just showing

1936
01:19:01,270 --> 01:18:56,640
a black screen ah there we go [\h__\h]

1937
01:19:07,270 --> 01:19:03,189
if i have no one

1938
01:19:09,110 --> 01:19:07,280
okay so there's two there's three dudes

1939
01:19:10,630 --> 01:19:09,120
there's three dudes that look just like

1940
01:19:13,350 --> 01:19:10,640
these dudes there's even one with

1941
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:17,350
there's one at the end yeah

1942
01:19:20,310 --> 01:19:19,189
there's a there's a there's a scene at

1943
01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:20,320
the end

1944
01:19:28,390 --> 01:19:26,550
[Music]

1945
01:19:30,950 --> 01:19:28,400
oh come on

1946
01:19:32,550 --> 01:19:30,960
[Music]

1947
01:19:34,070 --> 01:19:32,560
are you showing the end of the movie at

1948
01:19:34,830 --> 01:19:34,080
the beginning or the review should i not

1949
01:19:39,270 --> 01:19:34,840
do

1950
01:19:40,790 --> 01:19:39,280
started the review yet all right we said

1951
01:19:42,790 --> 01:19:40,800
it takes place in a volkswagen with

1952
01:19:44,950 --> 01:19:42,800
three dudes and we got up from the

1953
01:19:47,189 --> 01:19:44,960
explorers and then stranger things and

1954
01:19:49,590 --> 01:19:47,199
now we're showing the end of the movie

1955
01:19:51,110 --> 01:19:49,600
oh my god okay too fast we're really

1956
01:19:52,630 --> 01:19:51,120
good at this dude i swear we're really

1957
01:19:53,430 --> 01:19:52,640
good at these reviews

1958
01:19:55,669 --> 01:19:53,440
guys

1959
01:19:57,350 --> 01:19:55,679
we're so good at these reviews

1960
01:19:59,510 --> 01:19:57,360
this is a difficult one though because

1961
01:20:00,470 --> 01:19:59,520
it's like what do you like

1962
01:20:04,310 --> 01:20:00,480
what

1963
01:20:06,470 --> 01:20:04,320
story let's just spoil over the [\h__\h] out

1964
01:20:08,629 --> 01:20:06,480
of this movie you guys haven't seen it

1965
01:20:10,229 --> 01:20:08,639
it's about these three dudes

1966
01:20:11,750 --> 01:20:10,239
stuck in them well they're not stuck in

1967
01:20:13,750 --> 01:20:11,760
a volvo but they're like

1968
01:20:15,990 --> 01:20:13,760
amateur astronomers what's that what's

1969
01:20:17,590 --> 01:20:16,000
that movie where that fool he's stuck oh

1970
01:20:19,510 --> 01:20:17,600
i think it's called out at sea where

1971
01:20:20,629 --> 01:20:19,520
that fool gets stuck out at sea yeah

1972
01:20:23,750 --> 01:20:20,639
life of pie

1973
01:20:25,350 --> 01:20:23,760
no no no no with the tiger fool like the

1974
01:20:27,750 --> 01:20:25,360
indian guy with the white guy and his

1975
01:20:29,350 --> 01:20:27,760
girlfriend and then like one of the like

1976
01:20:31,270 --> 01:20:29,360
i think that fool gets eaten by a shark

1977
01:20:33,189 --> 01:20:31,280
or something lost

1978
01:20:34,470 --> 01:20:33,199
no no no no it's like those two people

1979
01:20:36,550 --> 01:20:34,480
before they get

1980
01:20:38,390 --> 01:20:36,560
they get lost in the ocean

1981
01:20:40,229 --> 01:20:38,400
they get lost they're on like a cruise

1982
01:20:41,430 --> 01:20:40,239
ship and they don't come back in time or

1983
01:20:43,110 --> 01:20:41,440
something and like the cruise ship

1984
01:20:45,350 --> 01:20:43,120
leaves and like they're just stuck in

1985
01:20:47,270 --> 01:20:45,360
the [\h__\h] ocean like like they're

1986
01:20:49,350 --> 01:20:47,280
[\h__\h] like oh big ass cruise ship

1987
01:20:51,350 --> 01:20:49,360
leaves them yeah leaves on pool and

1988
01:20:53,830 --> 01:20:51,360
they're like in the ocean that's what

1989
01:20:56,709 --> 01:20:53,840
this movie is like with three dudes in a

1990
01:20:57,910 --> 01:20:56,719
volvo they're just stuck there

1991
01:20:59,990 --> 01:20:57,920
they're encountered just because like

1992
01:21:02,790 --> 01:21:00,000
they're crazy [\h__\h] right while they're

1993
01:21:03,669 --> 01:21:02,800
stuck out there like every scene is just

1994
01:21:09,910 --> 01:21:03,679
like

1995
01:21:11,990 --> 01:21:09,920
scene exists with that full in the ocean

1996
01:21:14,629 --> 01:21:12,000
or that lady in the ocean

1997
01:21:15,990 --> 01:21:14,639
i felt bad for her kind of okay

1998
01:21:17,990 --> 01:21:16,000
i was like that's what you get you

1999
01:21:20,070 --> 01:21:18,000
[\h__\h] jump down the middle pacific on

2000
01:21:21,350 --> 01:21:20,080
a [\h__\h] cruise ship yeah to go look at

2001
01:21:23,510 --> 01:21:21,360
what there ain't [\h__\h] [\h__\h] there's

2002
01:21:25,110 --> 01:21:23,520
not [\h__\h] out there okay they're going to

2003
01:21:26,550 --> 01:21:25,120
hawaii they're in the middle of nowhere

2004
01:21:27,669 --> 01:21:26,560
there's nothing out there right now

2005
01:21:29,669 --> 01:21:27,679
alabama's

2006
01:21:30,870 --> 01:21:29,679
alabama tide you get it life of pie dude

2007
01:21:33,110 --> 01:21:30,880
that's exactly what you're talking about

2008
01:21:35,750 --> 01:21:33,120
life pie is tight i'm like

2009
01:21:37,669 --> 01:21:35,760
i like tigers you know

2010
01:21:39,669 --> 01:21:37,679
okay so three dudes

2011
01:21:41,110 --> 01:21:39,679
amateur astronomers they go out to this

2012
01:21:43,110 --> 01:21:41,120
field right and one of them has a

2013
01:21:45,430 --> 01:21:43,120
telescope who's they're they're they're

2014
01:21:47,590 --> 01:21:45,440
looking up at the sky we don't know why

2015
01:21:48,950 --> 01:21:47,600
all three of them are just uh

2016
01:21:50,950 --> 01:21:48,960
zany

2017
01:21:53,590 --> 01:21:50,960
sci a computer scientist guy and they're

2018
01:21:55,910 --> 01:21:53,600
like hey looking at satellites astro

2019
01:21:57,750 --> 01:21:55,920
psychologists i would i would be friends

2020
01:21:59,990 --> 01:21:57,760
with these dudes i want to like hang out

2021
01:22:02,470 --> 01:22:00,000
like once with these guys and be like

2022
01:22:05,110 --> 01:22:02,480
you know nerd out and try to figure

2023
01:22:07,270 --> 01:22:05,120
out what how they know what they know

2024
01:22:09,030 --> 01:22:07,280
and then you know try to get them to you

2025
01:22:10,950 --> 01:22:09,040
know get drunk with me and right you

2026
01:22:14,310 --> 01:22:10,960
know have fun and then hope they take

2027
01:22:16,790 --> 01:22:14,320
you on this specific trip this one right

2028
01:22:19,430 --> 01:22:16,800
because what happens is

2029
01:22:20,950 --> 01:22:19,440
as they're tracking this satellite

2030
01:22:23,750 --> 01:22:20,960
they come across some

2031
01:22:26,550 --> 01:22:23,760
an anomaly they find in this

2032
01:22:29,350 --> 01:22:26,560
not only visually but in the radio

2033
01:22:31,750 --> 01:22:29,360
frequency spectrum there's what's called

2034
01:22:34,070 --> 01:22:31,760
what's known as the watering hole and

2035
01:22:35,910 --> 01:22:34,080
it's between

2036
01:22:38,470 --> 01:22:35,920
well i'll just say the number they found

2037
01:22:39,990 --> 01:22:38,480
it's 1420.1

2038
01:22:44,550 --> 01:22:40,000
and apparently this is like a real thing

2039
01:22:46,390 --> 01:22:44,560
it's called a watering hole so 14 20.63

2040
01:22:48,070 --> 01:22:46,400
and below and then a little bit above so

2041
01:22:49,590 --> 01:22:48,080
like picture a donut but like in a

2042
01:22:51,350 --> 01:22:49,600
frequency

2043
01:22:52,629 --> 01:22:51,360
so like there's like a bunch of static

2044
01:22:55,750 --> 01:22:52,639
in space and then you hit like this

2045
01:22:57,750 --> 01:22:55,760
quiet spot and then a bunch of uh

2046
01:22:59,590 --> 01:22:57,760
static in space so like everybody kind

2047
01:23:01,189 --> 01:22:59,600
of like listens to this this dead area

2048
01:23:02,470 --> 01:23:01,199
looking for for

2049
01:23:05,270 --> 01:23:02,480
communication

2050
01:23:07,590 --> 01:23:05,280
and they find this pulse

2051
01:23:09,030 --> 01:23:07,600
and homeboy in the middle who's like

2052
01:23:12,629 --> 01:23:09,040
super chipper

2053
01:23:15,189 --> 01:23:12,639
he's kind of like everybody by my friend

2054
01:23:16,950 --> 01:23:15,199
you get a mint

2055
01:23:18,470 --> 01:23:16,960
and you see how like

2056
01:23:20,470 --> 01:23:18,480
the other guy is like

2057
01:23:22,790 --> 01:23:20,480
i'll just got a raise and the other

2058
01:23:27,189 --> 01:23:22,800
guy's like you just took my job you just

2059
01:23:33,030 --> 01:23:29,270
stony stone

2060
01:23:37,830 --> 01:23:35,350
no one knew

2061
01:23:40,070 --> 01:23:37,840
who they were

2062
01:23:41,990 --> 01:23:40,080
this would be funny if like you went to

2063
01:23:47,270 --> 01:23:42,000
australia you're like

2064
01:23:51,110 --> 01:23:49,750
or like new zealand

2065
01:23:53,270 --> 01:23:51,120
i'm here

2066
01:23:54,950 --> 01:23:53,280
hey we're looking for the stonehenge

2067
01:23:56,870 --> 01:23:54,960
you go to new zealand you're like hey

2068
01:24:00,070 --> 01:23:56,880
where are those big ass heads you guys

2069
01:24:00,870 --> 01:24:00,080
have looking out of the ground

2070
01:24:04,870 --> 01:24:00,880
hey

2071
01:24:07,430 --> 01:24:04,880
are you american

2072
01:24:10,550 --> 01:24:07,440
you're like yeah

2073
01:24:14,830 --> 01:24:12,310
it's just like like

2074
01:24:17,430 --> 01:24:14,840
it's literally all the other like

2075
01:24:19,110 --> 01:24:17,440
hemispheres it's [\h__\h] not here you're

2076
01:24:21,270 --> 01:24:19,120
literally just in the wrong place just

2077
01:24:23,750 --> 01:24:21,280
you just you like be [\h__\h] mad you're

2078
01:24:25,510 --> 01:24:23,760
like god damn it i went to new zealand

2079
01:24:29,990 --> 01:24:25,520
and they didn't have stonehenge what a

2080
01:24:33,430 --> 01:24:31,990
like you just made it

2081
01:24:34,790 --> 01:24:33,440
like make it a big deal of it like it

2082
01:24:37,350 --> 01:24:34,800
wasn't your fault

2083
01:24:40,149 --> 01:24:37,360
and you'd be like i wasted 25 000

2084
01:24:42,149 --> 01:24:40,159
on a trip here and then plus like 12

2085
01:24:44,470 --> 01:24:42,159
hours in my life just flying they don't

2086
01:24:46,470 --> 01:24:44,480
even have hinge anymore they got rid of

2087
01:24:49,270 --> 01:24:46,480
it i wanted to see i wanted to see the

2088
01:24:51,189 --> 01:24:49,280
hobbits inside the pyramids

2089
01:24:53,590 --> 01:24:51,199
they weren't even in new zealand not

2090
01:24:55,189 --> 01:24:53,600
even in new zealand dude apparently they

2091
01:24:58,470 --> 01:24:55,199
were talking about dinosaurs or some

2092
01:25:04,470 --> 01:25:01,270
what the oh it's bertie

2093
01:25:09,750 --> 01:25:06,149
all right

2094
01:25:14,470 --> 01:25:10,830
oh hello

2095
01:25:16,950 --> 01:25:14,480
birdie uh so all right so anyway they

2096
01:25:19,750 --> 01:25:16,960
find the signal dude

2097
01:25:22,950 --> 01:25:19,760
and homeboy in the middle sends out a a

2098
01:25:23,830 --> 01:25:22,960
recorded message that's like

2099
01:25:25,189 --> 01:25:23,840
uh

2100
01:25:27,750 --> 01:25:25,199
hey what's up

2101
01:25:29,669 --> 01:25:27,760
ladies it's me

2102
01:25:30,629 --> 01:25:29,679
now it's it's like hey we're here on

2103
01:25:31,430 --> 01:25:30,639
earth

2104
01:25:33,270 --> 01:25:31,440
and

2105
01:25:35,590 --> 01:25:33,280
if you're listening to this let us know

2106
01:25:37,830 --> 01:25:35,600
we're here we can we can we can there

2107
01:25:38,790 --> 01:25:37,840
there's we're picking up something if

2108
01:25:43,350 --> 01:25:38,800
you're

2109
01:25:45,750 --> 01:25:43,360
give us drop us a line uh say what's up

2110
01:25:48,229 --> 01:25:45,760
and he does he gets back exactly what's

2111
01:25:50,310 --> 01:25:48,239
he what he sends out

2112
01:25:52,149 --> 01:25:50,320
but it's in more cycles

2113
01:25:54,550 --> 01:25:52,159
than what he sent out so you you like

2114
01:25:56,709 --> 01:25:54,560
send things in cycles i guess like radio

2115
01:25:59,430 --> 01:25:56,719
speak it's like you sit in like maybe 18

2116
01:26:02,070 --> 01:25:59,440
cycles so like you say

2117
01:26:03,590 --> 01:26:02,080
uh [\h__\h]

2118
01:26:07,189 --> 01:26:03,600
uh

2119
01:26:08,950 --> 01:26:07,199
bird dogs are cool

2120
01:26:11,030 --> 01:26:08,960
and you send that out 18 times well he

2121
01:26:12,709 --> 01:26:11,040
got back wait it was like a infinite

2122
01:26:15,830 --> 01:26:12,719
loop so they knew it was like an

2123
01:26:16,629 --> 01:26:15,840
intelligent source right

2124
01:26:18,390 --> 01:26:16,639
uh

2125
01:26:20,390 --> 01:26:18,400
anyway joe what happens next dude you're

2126
01:26:21,669 --> 01:26:20,400
up

2127
01:26:24,790 --> 01:26:21,679
man

2128
01:26:26,070 --> 01:26:24,800
so they had a [\h__\h] uh you know they

2129
01:26:28,229 --> 01:26:26,080
uh

2130
01:26:29,030 --> 01:26:28,239
they hit his [\h__\h] right it comes back to

2131
01:26:31,030 --> 01:26:29,040
him

2132
01:26:32,870 --> 01:26:31,040
and uh they're like well that's crazy

2133
01:26:35,110 --> 01:26:32,880
and then therefore was like

2134
01:26:38,229 --> 01:26:35,120
could be an anomaly

2135
01:26:39,990 --> 01:26:38,239
i don't know so he he records it he

2136
01:26:42,149 --> 01:26:40,000
keeps it all saved

2137
01:26:43,830 --> 01:26:42,159
he takes a nap

2138
01:26:45,510 --> 01:26:43,840
while he's in this nap dude yeah there's

2139
01:26:47,910 --> 01:26:45,520
a lot of napping in this yeah there's a

2140
01:26:50,149 --> 01:26:47,920
lot of napping in this film granted it

2141
01:26:51,350 --> 01:26:50,159
takes it takes place at night time and

2142
01:26:54,310 --> 01:26:51,360
like i said there's three guys in a

2143
01:26:56,629 --> 01:26:54,320
volvo so there's no one sleepy dude a

2144
01:26:58,629 --> 01:26:56,639
lot of napping going on guys napping and

2145
01:27:00,149 --> 01:26:58,639
all of a sudden this frequency like pops

2146
01:27:02,390 --> 01:27:00,159
up again and he hears it he's like whoa

2147
01:27:05,590 --> 01:27:02,400
what the hell is that

2148
01:27:07,270 --> 01:27:05,600
well now it goes from like a a one-off

2149
01:27:09,750 --> 01:27:07,280
type thing that like most people

2150
01:27:11,669 --> 01:27:09,760
apparently hear to a two-off type thing

2151
01:27:13,430 --> 01:27:11,679
and that's just like unheard of so then

2152
01:27:15,830 --> 01:27:13,440
he starts like recording all this [\h__\h]

2153
01:27:17,270 --> 01:27:15,840
and like bringing it up and and uh then

2154
01:27:19,510 --> 01:27:17,280
they they end up like hooking up all

2155
01:27:21,910 --> 01:27:19,520
these like uh these little antennas and

2156
01:27:23,270 --> 01:27:21,920
they walk into the forest right and

2157
01:27:25,270 --> 01:27:23,280
they're trying to triangulate this

2158
01:27:27,430 --> 01:27:25,280
position of where this thing is coming

2159
01:27:30,149 --> 01:27:27,440
from they're taking like infrared scans

2160
01:27:31,669 --> 01:27:30,159
you know they're scanning the skies

2161
01:27:33,750 --> 01:27:31,679
you know they got their own little like

2162
01:27:35,510 --> 01:27:33,760
individual like little satellites that

2163
01:27:37,910 --> 01:27:35,520
they have on top of this this little

2164
01:27:40,229 --> 01:27:37,920
volvo and stuff you know

2165
01:27:41,030 --> 01:27:40,239
so you know they had they have an idea

2166
01:27:45,510 --> 01:27:41,040
like

2167
01:27:47,189 --> 01:27:45,520
going on right so they're go into the

2168
01:27:49,590 --> 01:27:47,199
woods with these little antennas they

2169
01:27:51,189 --> 01:27:49,600
try and triangulate the uh the position

2170
01:27:53,510 --> 01:27:51,199
and stuff and then

2171
01:27:55,669 --> 01:27:53,520
uh when they do all it becomes like real

2172
01:27:57,590 --> 01:27:55,679
crazy that's what they did they come

2173
01:27:59,430 --> 01:27:57,600
across the demi gorgon yeah dude they

2174
01:28:03,189 --> 01:27:59,440
come across the demogorgon and [\h__\h]

2175
01:28:04,709 --> 01:28:03,199
starts to fry everything fries right

2176
01:28:07,110 --> 01:28:04,719
so i'm gonna let ben take it over from

2177
01:28:08,550 --> 01:28:07,120
here dude okay

2178
01:28:10,950 --> 01:28:08,560
i realize now we're doing like a

2179
01:28:12,229 --> 01:28:10,960
play-by-play

2180
01:28:13,510 --> 01:28:12,239
i don't know if that's how you do a

2181
01:28:15,270 --> 01:28:13,520
review that's not i don't think that's

2182
01:28:18,310 --> 01:28:15,280
how you do a review we're not a review

2183
01:28:19,030 --> 01:28:18,320
channel or podcast channel

2184
01:28:19,910 --> 01:28:19,040
so

2185
01:28:23,430 --> 01:28:19,920
um

2186
01:28:28,310 --> 01:28:25,590
when the demon gorgon comes up i'm like

2187
01:28:30,629 --> 01:28:28,320
hey put some [\h__\h] pants on first off

2188
01:28:31,669 --> 01:28:30,639
first off look at the [\h__\h] face like

2189
01:28:34,310 --> 01:28:31,679
a man

2190
01:28:36,550 --> 01:28:34,320
put your pants on first then we could

2191
01:28:39,270 --> 01:28:36,560
have a conversation like gentlemen

2192
01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:39,280
don't scare me like that

2193
01:28:44,870 --> 01:28:41,760
spooky stop you're do no we're not

2194
01:28:47,030 --> 01:28:44,880
spooky morales i'm a gentleman

2195
01:28:52,709 --> 01:28:47,040
if i was a monster dude we started with

2196
01:28:57,590 --> 01:28:55,110
we're really good at this

2197
01:28:59,270 --> 01:28:57,600
we're down to 18 but you know who you

2198
01:29:01,189 --> 01:28:59,280
know why i do because the 18 that we

2199
01:29:04,070 --> 01:29:01,199
have right now the 18 people watching us

2200
01:29:06,629 --> 01:29:04,080
live our favorite [\h__\h] past dude they

2201
01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:06,639
get us they get the jokes they're having

2202
01:29:13,510 --> 01:29:11,590
send a ghost emoji if you guys are

2203
01:29:16,070 --> 01:29:13,520
having all the other ones are those

2204
01:29:18,709 --> 01:29:16,080
stragglers from the from the from the

2205
01:29:20,149 --> 01:29:18,719
the who's that guy louis

2206
01:29:21,030 --> 01:29:20,159
louis

2207
01:29:23,910 --> 01:29:21,040
yeah

2208
01:29:25,669 --> 01:29:23,920
and the german corporal episodes who got

2209
01:29:27,430 --> 01:29:25,679
the real cheese here right now we were

2210
01:29:29,270 --> 01:29:27,440
like hey i hope to see you guys back

2211
01:29:31,270 --> 01:29:29,280
next week we have [\h__\h] nothing to

2212
01:29:32,709 --> 01:29:31,280
talk about hey

2213
01:29:35,350 --> 01:29:32,719
send a ghost if you guys are having a

2214
01:29:38,390 --> 01:29:35,360
good time for spooky morales

2215
01:29:40,790 --> 01:29:38,400
oh enzo's got his hilarious dude with

2216
01:29:41,910 --> 01:29:40,800
that tongue out oh my god we trying to

2217
01:29:45,110 --> 01:29:41,920
say ghost

2218
01:29:47,590 --> 01:29:45,120
you trying to be sexy with that wink

2219
01:29:50,229 --> 01:29:47,600
[\h__\h] fluffy gets it pants are not

2220
01:29:52,629 --> 01:29:50,239
allowed after 10 o'clock

2221
01:29:56,149 --> 01:29:52,639
i'm not dude honestly i'm not worried

2222
01:29:59,669 --> 01:29:56,159
about it you want me to prove it yeah no

2223
01:30:03,270 --> 01:30:01,990
your [\h__\h] zippers on dust it's only

2224
01:30:04,830 --> 01:30:03,280
10 41.

2225
01:30:07,750 --> 01:30:04,840
i gotta get the party

2226
01:30:12,149 --> 01:30:09,430
dude at 9 30

2227
01:30:13,830 --> 01:30:12,159
i zipped i unzipped the pants

2228
01:30:16,149 --> 01:30:13,840
to get the party started because it's

2229
01:30:17,350 --> 01:30:16,159
like 10 o'clock

2230
01:30:21,750 --> 01:30:17,360
no pants

2231
01:30:24,310 --> 01:30:21,760
okay so 10 o'clock the the the cut off

2232
01:30:26,470 --> 01:30:24,320
10 o'clock when i put on my cut off blue

2233
01:30:28,229 --> 01:30:26,480
jean shorts my daisy dukes that's what

2234
01:30:30,470 --> 01:30:28,239
10 o'clock is for me

2235
01:30:32,950 --> 01:30:30,480
what i'm saying who who is this new

2236
01:30:33,990 --> 01:30:32,960
person in the chat

2237
01:30:37,110 --> 01:30:34,000
naked

2238
01:30:40,629 --> 01:30:37,120
xyz

2239
01:30:43,270 --> 01:30:40,639
love to love to cheat [\h__\h] then we're in

2240
01:30:45,110 --> 01:30:43,280
check check heart

2241
01:30:47,510 --> 01:30:45,120
thumbs up let's go ahead and send me a

2242
01:30:49,669 --> 01:30:47,520
private message joey ufo garage

2243
01:30:53,189 --> 01:30:49,679
podcast.com

2244
01:30:57,590 --> 01:30:53,199
she'll give me his [\h__\h] credit card

2245
01:31:12,550 --> 01:30:57,600
if i can uh hate you

2246
01:31:16,870 --> 01:31:14,310
oh my god

2247
01:31:19,030 --> 01:31:16,880
things things you go to go through when

2248
01:31:21,350 --> 01:31:19,040
you're younger when you're younger you

2249
01:31:25,189 --> 01:31:21,360
know what i'm saying

2250
01:31:30,550 --> 01:31:27,590
well champ campbell says where do i sign

2251
01:31:33,910 --> 01:31:30,560
up

2252
01:31:37,830 --> 01:31:36,310
drop trout trout

2253
01:31:38,790 --> 01:31:37,840
yes

2254
01:31:40,790 --> 01:31:38,800
hell yeah

2255
01:31:42,470 --> 01:31:40,800
cece says i can't find the ghost i'm

2256
01:31:44,629 --> 01:31:42,480
true

2257
01:31:46,709 --> 01:31:44,639
hell yeah that's what's up that's all

2258
01:31:48,470 --> 01:31:46,719
right that's all right

2259
01:31:49,669 --> 01:31:48,480
[\h__\h] fluff

2260
01:31:51,990 --> 01:31:49,679
let's see here

2261
01:31:53,750 --> 01:31:52,000
oh yeah cosmos

2262
01:31:55,590 --> 01:31:53,760
we always do this we always get let's go

2263
01:31:57,430 --> 01:31:55,600
back when we review a movie well that's

2264
01:31:58,950 --> 01:31:57,440
why it's fun or i always get way too

2265
01:32:00,229 --> 01:31:58,960
drunk when you're reviewing i [\h__\h] i

2266
01:32:01,750 --> 01:32:00,239
mean come on

2267
01:32:04,470 --> 01:32:01,760
it's weird because like whenever

2268
01:32:07,030 --> 01:32:04,480
whenever we review a movie you make sure

2269
01:32:08,550 --> 01:32:07,040
i get drunk every time you do that every

2270
01:32:11,030 --> 01:32:08,560
time

2271
01:32:12,550 --> 01:32:11,040
it's my fault dude it's so fun it's so

2272
01:32:14,550 --> 01:32:12,560
much more fun you should totally get

2273
01:32:16,310 --> 01:32:14,560
drunker you know if you if you didn't

2274
01:32:18,870 --> 01:32:16,320
have like one glass of wine you'd be

2275
01:32:20,950 --> 01:32:18,880
like i'm sleepy my name is joe [\h__\h]

2276
01:32:22,629 --> 01:32:20,960
hamburger like that that's you dude

2277
01:32:25,590 --> 01:32:22,639
that's what you

2278
01:32:27,990 --> 01:32:25,600
it's 1043 [\h__\h] a new cheeseburger i

2279
01:32:30,870 --> 01:32:28,000
like cheeseburgers dude that's exactly

2280
01:32:33,189 --> 01:32:30,880
what you do jeanette sanchez said benny

2281
01:32:35,270 --> 01:32:33,199
and joe got the bot's attention

2282
01:32:37,910 --> 01:32:35,280
too much sexy talk that's right we

2283
01:32:39,669 --> 01:32:37,920
always have sexy talk you know us you

2284
01:32:42,550 --> 01:32:39,679
know we should call ourselves the ufo

2285
01:32:45,990 --> 01:32:42,560
sexy talk garage [\h__\h] just

2286
01:32:47,189 --> 01:32:46,000
slamming bods you know i've got the ribs

2287
01:32:48,550 --> 01:32:47,199
and

2288
01:32:50,790 --> 01:32:48,560
joe's got the nips you know what i'm

2289
01:32:53,270 --> 01:32:50,800
saying dude how famous are we that we've

2290
01:32:54,950 --> 01:32:53,280
attracted sex bots or how many times

2291
01:32:57,030 --> 01:32:54,960
have we said masturbation that we

2292
01:32:58,870 --> 01:32:57,040
attract to set this xbox i don't know it

2293
01:33:03,030 --> 01:32:58,880
could be either one

2294
01:33:07,030 --> 01:33:05,430
the improper definition of child in case

2295
01:33:08,470 --> 01:33:07,040
anybody wants to know

2296
01:33:12,709 --> 01:33:08,480
oh she got us

2297
01:33:17,030 --> 01:33:15,669
okay look i like how they say at the end

2298
01:33:17,910 --> 01:33:17,040
than we

2299
01:33:20,390 --> 01:33:17,920
we are

2300
01:33:22,709 --> 01:33:20,400
it's a oh it's a multiple it's multiple

2301
01:33:23,590 --> 01:33:22,719
could be two people could be more also i

2302
01:33:25,990 --> 01:33:23,600
don't know

2303
01:33:26,790 --> 01:33:26,000
if cheap is the right word to use i

2304
01:33:28,950 --> 01:33:26,800
don't know

2305
01:33:31,030 --> 01:33:28,960
yeah the challenge doesn't sound as is

2306
01:33:33,830 --> 01:33:31,040
uh trustworthy it's kind of like being

2307
01:33:34,830 --> 01:33:33,840
like yeah discount veterinarian

2308
01:33:38,950 --> 01:33:34,840
you know

2309
01:33:41,030 --> 01:33:38,960
like so it's like maybe go go go into a

2310
01:33:43,189 --> 01:33:41,040
funeral i got cheap suits

2311
01:33:46,550 --> 01:33:43,199
yeah maybe i'll buy a maybe i'll spend a

2312
01:33:48,950 --> 01:33:46,560
couple extra dollars you know

2313
01:33:51,430 --> 01:33:48,960
sex spots are [\h__\h] all right

2314
01:33:53,189 --> 01:33:51,440
go go to go to a barbecue guy i got

2315
01:33:55,830 --> 01:33:53,199
cheap i got cheap beef

2316
01:33:57,669 --> 01:33:55,840
i got cheap i got cheap ground beef

2317
01:34:00,229 --> 01:33:57,679
you just send them a message back

2318
01:34:01,990 --> 01:34:00,239
love to cheap [\h__\h] that we're in you

2319
01:34:05,750 --> 01:34:02,000
should send them a message and be like i

2320
01:34:10,310 --> 01:34:07,750
are you in and then you sit and then you

2321
01:34:11,830 --> 01:34:10,320
say we're in

2322
01:34:15,830 --> 01:34:11,840
like

2323
01:34:17,990 --> 01:34:15,840
why is there multiple we are in

2324
01:34:19,750 --> 01:34:18,000
this is a company involved it's not just

2325
01:34:22,070 --> 01:34:19,760
one person looking for a cheap [\h__\h] it's

2326
01:34:23,910 --> 01:34:22,080
a whole [\h__\h] company it'd be funny if

2327
01:34:25,669 --> 01:34:23,920
like this isn't like a bot right and

2328
01:34:27,990 --> 01:34:25,679
there's just like

2329
01:34:30,550 --> 01:34:28,000
like we've missed out on a very

2330
01:34:33,350 --> 01:34:30,560
adventurous section there's like six

2331
01:34:35,270 --> 01:34:33,360
people sitting sitting around like

2332
01:34:36,790 --> 01:34:35,280
they were trying to have an orgy and

2333
01:34:38,390 --> 01:34:36,800
like it wasn't working so they decided

2334
01:34:40,310 --> 01:34:38,400
to throw on youtube and they found our

2335
01:34:42,470 --> 01:34:40,320
[\h__\h] instead and they were like this is

2336
01:34:44,070 --> 01:34:42,480
actually pretty good so instead of like

2337
01:34:46,390 --> 01:34:44,080
like [\h__\h] each other they decided to

2338
01:34:47,270 --> 01:34:46,400
like watch the ufo garage podcast that's

2339
01:34:49,669 --> 01:34:47,280
cool

2340
01:34:50,870 --> 01:34:49,679
hell yeah oh that one i like that that

2341
01:34:52,070 --> 01:34:50,880
would mean they're probably gonna jar

2342
01:34:54,470 --> 01:34:52,080
mayonnaise while they're watching the

2343
01:34:57,270 --> 01:34:54,480
ufo garage we don't watch that can we

2344
01:34:58,790 --> 01:34:57,280
find this channel and and bring it up i

2345
01:35:00,070 --> 01:34:58,800
would like to review this channel more

2346
01:35:01,350 --> 01:35:00,080
than i like to review this movie

2347
01:35:02,870 --> 01:35:01,360
honestly

2348
01:35:04,550 --> 01:35:02,880
i don't know if that's the thing can we

2349
01:35:07,189 --> 01:35:04,560
do it let's let's finish the movie

2350
01:35:09,030 --> 01:35:07,199
review let's get back to naked cheap fox

2351
01:35:10,149 --> 01:35:09,040
and we'll get we'll get back we'll get

2352
01:35:12,229 --> 01:35:10,159
back to that

2353
01:35:13,590 --> 01:35:12,239
that's your first priority

2354
01:35:15,350 --> 01:35:13,600
dude

2355
01:35:17,109 --> 01:35:15,360
all right all right let's get it it's a

2356
01:35:19,189 --> 01:35:17,119
great movie i don't want to get it from

2357
01:35:22,390 --> 01:35:19,199
the movie it's just a good movie it's

2358
01:35:24,629 --> 01:35:22,400
just like it's it's like

2359
01:35:25,830 --> 01:35:24,639
if you're not honest like if you're not

2360
01:35:27,590 --> 01:35:25,840
in a war you're not going to watch

2361
01:35:29,750 --> 01:35:27,600
saving private ryan right for three

2362
01:35:32,550 --> 01:35:29,760
hours you know you're not gonna buy the

2363
01:35:35,350 --> 01:35:32,560
the the the vhs with two tapes you know

2364
01:35:37,430 --> 01:35:35,360
what i'm saying yeah it's like that okay

2365
01:35:38,950 --> 01:35:37,440
i'm into it i found it was interesting

2366
01:35:41,270 --> 01:35:38,960
right like

2367
01:35:42,629 --> 01:35:41,280
no that's a terrible comparison

2368
01:35:44,310 --> 01:35:42,639
same private ryan is like one of the

2369
01:35:46,550 --> 01:35:44,320
greatest movies ever made that's really

2370
01:35:49,189 --> 01:35:46,560
good this is a really good movie it just

2371
01:35:51,350 --> 01:35:49,199
it is it's all though it's a good movie

2372
01:35:53,669 --> 01:35:51,360
look i we just like making fun of [\h__\h]

2373
01:35:55,510 --> 01:35:53,679
and we there's a lot we can make fun of

2374
01:35:57,350 --> 01:35:55,520
there's a lot we can make fun of about

2375
01:35:58,870 --> 01:35:57,360
literally any movie

2376
01:36:01,030 --> 01:35:58,880
so now let's sing and learning it's a

2377
01:36:03,510 --> 01:36:01,040
great movie it's like if three nerds

2378
01:36:06,149 --> 01:36:03,520
decided to live stream their like

2379
01:36:08,709 --> 01:36:06,159
nightly like [\h__\h] stargaze session

2380
01:36:10,790 --> 01:36:08,719
right and they just so happen to [\h__\h]

2381
01:36:12,629 --> 01:36:10,800
come across some like weird [\h__\h] they've

2382
01:36:15,510 --> 01:36:12,639
never seen before and they would like

2383
01:36:16,629 --> 01:36:15,520
freak out it's exactly like that except

2384
01:36:18,550 --> 01:36:16,639
for

2385
01:36:21,030 --> 01:36:18,560
really good footage

2386
01:36:24,070 --> 01:36:21,040
yeah no dude it's shot so beautiful it's

2387
01:36:27,590 --> 01:36:24,080
so good like the footage is great dude

2388
01:36:30,149 --> 01:36:27,600
like they had to like have

2389
01:36:31,350 --> 01:36:30,159
what makes this this movie good is the

2390
01:36:32,149 --> 01:36:31,360
film

2391
01:36:35,830 --> 01:36:32,159
yeah

2392
01:36:41,830 --> 01:36:35,840
also this dude this actor great actor

2393
01:36:45,669 --> 01:36:43,669
that's nick cage bro

2394
01:36:47,189 --> 01:36:45,679
it's nick cage and a beard with a

2395
01:36:48,709 --> 01:36:47,199
british man

2396
01:36:50,149 --> 01:36:48,719
british accent

2397
01:36:52,070 --> 01:36:50,159
uh

2398
01:36:54,229 --> 01:36:52,080
there's there's a really intense scene

2399
01:36:55,830 --> 01:36:54,239
okay my screen's acting weird but

2400
01:36:58,550 --> 01:36:55,840
there's like a really intense scene

2401
01:37:01,590 --> 01:36:58,560
where like the battery trades

2402
01:37:03,669 --> 01:37:01,600
it like there's like that dude

2403
01:37:05,669 --> 01:37:03,679
there's like some like forced kind of

2404
01:37:07,430 --> 01:37:05,679
like intenseness

2405
01:37:10,709 --> 01:37:07,440
or like the music change are you

2406
01:37:13,109 --> 01:37:11,990
oh

2407
01:37:14,709 --> 01:37:13,119
no

2408
01:37:17,270 --> 01:37:14,719
i was scrolling through the comments and

2409
01:37:18,709 --> 01:37:17,280
i clicked on it on accident it's my god

2410
01:37:22,229 --> 01:37:18,719
by the way if you guys want to know

2411
01:37:26,550 --> 01:37:23,750
i didn't really hold up somebody said

2412
01:37:29,270 --> 01:37:26,560
i'm paying for 20 minutes uh 19 of will

2413
01:37:34,070 --> 01:37:29,280
be awkward silence okay champ let me

2414
01:37:39,350 --> 01:37:37,510
alpha i'll put my credit card on it

2415
01:37:41,990 --> 01:37:39,360
i know you will dude

2416
01:37:45,750 --> 01:37:42,000
i wish i could tell that story so bad

2417
01:37:52,470 --> 01:37:48,310
i can't all you gotta do is cancel it

2418
01:37:57,590 --> 01:37:55,669
it's so funny man oh my god okay all

2419
01:37:59,350 --> 01:37:57,600
right so [\h__\h] fluffy wants to know what

2420
01:38:01,270 --> 01:37:59,360
movie is it

2421
01:38:03,109 --> 01:38:01,280
sorry let's get back to cosmo it's

2422
01:38:05,270 --> 01:38:03,119
called cosmos

2423
01:38:08,070 --> 01:38:05,280
cosmos is the movie

2424
01:38:10,310 --> 01:38:08,080
i'm gonna exit it's cosmos it's a good

2425
01:38:11,910 --> 01:38:10,320
movie

2426
01:38:13,910 --> 01:38:11,920
anyway

2427
01:38:16,709 --> 01:38:13,920
uh boys find

2428
01:38:20,629 --> 01:38:16,719
an alien uh spacecraft

2429
01:38:23,109 --> 01:38:20,639
that's communicating with them and they

2430
01:38:24,709 --> 01:38:23,119
like anything that me and joe try to do

2431
01:38:27,270 --> 01:38:24,719
you know everything just doesn't [\h__\h]

2432
01:38:29,430 --> 01:38:27,280
work so this guy's you know system is

2433
01:38:31,189 --> 01:38:29,440
the same so he's like oh no my hard

2434
01:38:33,030 --> 01:38:31,199
drive's out it's only

2435
01:38:36,470 --> 01:38:33,040
nothing's gonna be safe so they have all

2436
01:38:37,669 --> 01:38:36,480
these this data on this extraterrestrial

2437
01:38:38,790 --> 01:38:37,679
ship

2438
01:38:40,870 --> 01:38:38,800
and

2439
01:38:43,030 --> 01:38:40,880
they they find out after this this

2440
01:38:44,550 --> 01:38:43,040
blackout this surge

2441
01:38:47,270 --> 01:38:44,560
that all the data that they've they've

2442
01:38:49,669 --> 01:38:47,280
recorded is going to be poof gone

2443
01:38:51,750 --> 01:38:49,679
in 18 minutes because the battery dies

2444
01:38:54,629 --> 01:38:51,760
in 18 minutes and and the hard drive is

2445
01:38:56,310 --> 01:38:54,639
bust so they have to race to uh

2446
01:38:58,550 --> 01:38:56,320
geraldo's house

2447
01:39:00,950 --> 01:38:58,560
uh uh

2448
01:39:03,109 --> 01:39:00,960
to his work to to save the battery he's

2449
01:39:04,390 --> 01:39:03,119
the only one that can charge the battery

2450
01:39:06,470 --> 01:39:04,400
so like

2451
01:39:09,270 --> 01:39:06,480
like to save all this data like they

2452
01:39:11,669 --> 01:39:09,280
have to like race across town

2453
01:39:13,510 --> 01:39:11,679
and they're like they have to leave

2454
01:39:15,669 --> 01:39:13,520
want to point out i've nev i've never

2455
01:39:16,709 --> 01:39:15,679
seen anybody

2456
01:39:19,990 --> 01:39:16,719
uh

2457
01:39:22,149 --> 01:39:20,000
charge a computer with jumper cables

2458
01:39:24,790 --> 01:39:22,159
they charged really fast did you see how

2459
01:39:28,629 --> 01:39:27,350
they were like the movie was almost over

2460
01:39:31,990 --> 01:39:28,639
we saved you

2461
01:39:36,550 --> 01:39:33,830
and then it was and then it was over

2462
01:39:38,550 --> 01:39:36,560
anyway i was trying to tell joe

2463
01:39:39,830 --> 01:39:38,560
i'll try to tell you like dude it picks

2464
01:39:42,470 --> 01:39:39,840
up like halfway through and i was like

2465
01:39:45,030 --> 01:39:42,480
actually it's like the past like the

2466
01:39:46,550 --> 01:39:45,040
last 10 minutes it's like whoa

2467
01:39:49,189 --> 01:39:46,560
now you fight

2468
01:39:51,189 --> 01:39:49,199
yeah dude so the ending right like

2469
01:39:53,830 --> 01:39:51,199
spoilers this whole thing is [\h__\h]

2470
01:39:56,709 --> 01:39:53,840
spoilers but they get to geraldo's hou

2471
01:39:58,550 --> 01:39:56,719
uh place of work and it's like these

2472
01:40:00,550 --> 01:39:58,560
satellites

2473
01:40:01,910 --> 01:40:00,560
and they charge the battery

2474
01:40:04,070 --> 01:40:01,920
turns out like

2475
01:40:06,149 --> 01:40:04,080
everyone around the world has

2476
01:40:07,350 --> 01:40:06,159
already tuned in tuned into this

2477
01:40:10,470 --> 01:40:07,360
frequency and they're like yeah and

2478
01:40:11,590 --> 01:40:10,480
there's [\h__\h] aliens they're coming

2479
01:40:13,270 --> 01:40:11,600
and

2480
01:40:14,790 --> 01:40:13,280
i don't know

2481
01:40:16,709 --> 01:40:14,800
you just kind of have to see it to see

2482
01:40:17,750 --> 01:40:16,719
the movie to i guess understand the

2483
01:40:20,950 --> 01:40:17,760
significance

2484
01:40:24,390 --> 01:40:20,960
it is a very difficult movie to

2485
01:40:26,310 --> 01:40:24,400
review yeah but when you watch it

2486
01:40:27,990 --> 01:40:26,320
it's like

2487
01:40:30,709 --> 01:40:28,000
if you're paying attention to it you

2488
01:40:32,629 --> 01:40:30,719
can't take your eyes off it

2489
01:40:34,550 --> 01:40:32,639
because it's one of those movies that's

2490
01:40:36,790 --> 01:40:34,560
very like

2491
01:40:38,470 --> 01:40:36,800
situational it's like yeah yeah dude

2492
01:40:41,990 --> 01:40:38,480
like it's almost

2493
01:40:44,310 --> 01:40:42,000
you feel like you're living vicariously

2494
01:40:46,550 --> 01:40:44,320
through them a little bit and i think it

2495
01:40:50,070 --> 01:40:46,560
has to do with the fact that

2496
01:40:52,229 --> 01:40:50,080
they just shot it in a volvo

2497
01:40:55,270 --> 01:40:52,239
with some dudes so you you become part

2498
01:40:57,270 --> 01:40:55,280
of the movie a little bit they get out

2499
01:40:58,870 --> 01:40:57,280
right they go in the woods and stuff

2500
01:41:00,070 --> 01:40:58,880
like that

2501
01:41:03,270 --> 01:41:00,080
but like

2502
01:41:05,270 --> 01:41:03,280
the majority of the movie is that volvo

2503
01:41:07,750 --> 01:41:05,280
honestly dude

2504
01:41:10,550 --> 01:41:07,760
i didn't see a volvo logo once and

2505
01:41:11,590 --> 01:41:10,560
they're missing out because

2506
01:41:14,390 --> 01:41:11,600
huge

2507
01:41:20,390 --> 01:41:14,400
mean

2508
01:41:22,070 --> 01:41:20,400
goddamn car

2509
01:41:24,470 --> 01:41:22,080
you have three they could have fit they

2510
01:41:27,430 --> 01:41:24,480
could have put like four guys in three

2511
01:41:29,350 --> 01:41:27,440
growers stinky men with computers

2512
01:41:32,229 --> 01:41:29,360
and one car dude

2513
01:41:34,310 --> 01:41:32,239
in a sedan

2514
01:41:38,790 --> 01:41:34,320
what's the guy smart it's a basically

2515
01:41:42,070 --> 01:41:40,390
oh a wagon

2516
01:41:44,149 --> 01:41:42,080
a wagon

2517
01:41:45,270 --> 01:41:44,159
four doors is a sedan

2518
01:41:46,870 --> 01:41:45,280
all right

2519
01:41:48,550 --> 01:41:46,880
yes there's two doors

2520
01:41:50,149 --> 01:41:48,560
two doors is a coop

2521
01:41:52,870 --> 01:41:50,159
right are you talking about that is the

2522
01:41:57,350 --> 01:41:52,880
rear door considered a

2523
01:42:01,510 --> 01:41:59,350
it's not that's a hatchback the rear

2524
01:42:03,350 --> 01:42:01,520
door is a hatchback okay i know that

2525
01:42:06,870 --> 01:42:03,360
hatchback

2526
01:42:09,750 --> 01:42:06,880
sedan four doors coupe two doors

2527
01:42:12,149 --> 01:42:09,760
convertible two doors with retracting

2528
01:42:16,470 --> 01:42:12,159
roof

2529
01:42:20,229 --> 01:42:19,270
alien wax removal removal sticky men

2530
01:42:23,189 --> 01:42:20,239
with

2531
01:42:25,350 --> 01:42:23,199
sticky computers

2532
01:42:28,870 --> 01:42:25,360
yummy this summer

2533
01:42:33,750 --> 01:42:28,880
starring nicholas cage

2534
01:42:37,189 --> 01:42:35,350
i feel like i'm good at that voice i'm

2535
01:42:38,550 --> 01:42:37,199
not though i'm like i'm not very good at

2536
01:42:40,470 --> 01:42:38,560
that voice

2537
01:42:42,709 --> 01:42:40,480
i've got too high pitched

2538
01:42:45,189 --> 01:42:42,719
you can keep practicing dude i mean

2539
01:42:46,790 --> 01:42:45,199
nothing's wrong with it

2540
01:42:48,950 --> 01:42:46,800
trying to just talk like this all the

2541
01:42:50,149 --> 01:42:48,960
time trying to get lower

2542
01:42:52,070 --> 01:42:50,159
you know what i appreciate it

2543
01:42:53,430 --> 01:42:52,080
appreciated about the new batman movie

2544
01:42:58,709 --> 01:42:53,440
oh that was good

2545
01:43:04,550 --> 01:43:00,629
all right now you're scaring me joe

2546
01:43:11,270 --> 01:43:06,470
he knocked himself off

2547
01:43:18,550 --> 01:43:12,520
got too low

2548
01:43:19,910 --> 01:43:18,560
[Laughter]

2549
01:43:21,910 --> 01:43:19,920
that's what happens when you [\h__\h] with

2550
01:43:24,470 --> 01:43:21,920
batman joe

2551
01:43:32,149 --> 01:43:24,480
kids don't hear me

2552
01:43:35,910 --> 01:43:33,430
you're gonna lose your voice tomorrow

2553
01:43:38,310 --> 01:43:35,920
i'm gonna make i actually

2554
01:43:43,189 --> 01:43:38,320
tell your boss like i was [\h__\h] i was

2555
01:43:45,750 --> 01:43:44,870
i was trying to talk about batman last

2556
01:43:47,270 --> 01:43:45,760
night

2557
01:43:49,910 --> 01:43:47,280
so to say

2558
01:43:52,310 --> 01:43:49,920
i have to talk like batman for real look

2559
01:43:55,590 --> 01:43:52,320
i was trying to be sexy for my wife she

2560
01:43:56,950 --> 01:43:55,600
said she was in a batman stuff

2561
01:43:58,470 --> 01:43:56,960
but it's like if you're a christian

2562
01:43:59,350 --> 01:43:58,480
bailey you'd also have to add a little

2563
01:44:01,189 --> 01:43:59,360
bit

2564
01:44:02,470 --> 01:44:01,199
so it's like really badass until you

2565
01:44:03,750 --> 01:44:02,480
start saying yes

2566
01:44:05,350 --> 01:44:03,760
i like words

2567
01:44:08,470 --> 01:44:05,360
with essence in them

2568
01:44:09,510 --> 01:44:08,480
so you're like really badass

2569
01:44:10,629 --> 01:44:09,520
my wife

2570
01:44:12,629 --> 01:44:10,639
she said

2571
01:44:15,510 --> 01:44:12,639
she was in a batman stuff

2572
01:44:16,550 --> 01:44:15,520
and i said i i didn't have a black [\h__\h]

2573
01:44:20,870 --> 01:44:16,560
so

2574
01:44:23,430 --> 01:44:20,880
and when i already ruined my voice

2575
01:44:25,750 --> 01:44:23,440
hey by the way also

2576
01:44:27,109 --> 01:44:25,760
everything on my screen is completely

2577
01:44:30,310 --> 01:44:27,119
frozen

2578
01:44:32,149 --> 01:44:30,320
i've been talking like this forever

2579
01:44:34,790 --> 01:44:32,159
i can't even see you

2580
01:44:35,590 --> 01:44:34,800
i don't know i don't know what's going

2581
01:44:37,270 --> 01:44:35,600
on

2582
01:44:38,950 --> 01:44:37,280
you're already doing it

2583
01:44:40,709 --> 01:44:38,960
you already lost your voice dude i mean

2584
01:44:42,310 --> 01:44:40,719
it's [\h__\h] great

2585
01:44:45,430 --> 01:44:42,320
you know what i appreciate you about you

2586
01:44:47,270 --> 01:44:45,440
joe is that you commit to a [\h__\h] joke

2587
01:44:49,350 --> 01:44:47,280
everything's frozen i can't even see you

2588
01:44:50,790 --> 01:44:49,360
like you're you are literally going like

2589
01:44:51,910 --> 01:44:50,800
this right now i don't know if you can

2590
01:44:53,430 --> 01:44:51,920
see me

2591
01:44:55,910 --> 01:44:53,440
but like that's what you're doing on my

2592
01:45:00,870 --> 01:44:55,920
screen everything's frozen the movie's

2593
01:45:03,350 --> 01:45:00,880
frozen except for me and my vocals

2594
01:45:05,109 --> 01:45:03,360
how does that happen well close out did

2595
01:45:07,109 --> 01:45:05,119
you try to close it up and come back in

2596
01:45:08,790 --> 01:45:07,119
i can try [\h__\h] restream we're going

2597
01:45:10,229 --> 01:45:08,800
back to we're going back to stream yard

2598
01:45:14,390 --> 01:45:10,239
ladies and gentle

2599
01:45:18,550 --> 01:45:14,400
gentlemen all right give me a second let

2600
01:45:21,030 --> 01:45:18,560
me log out and log right back in okay

2601
01:45:22,870 --> 01:45:21,040
ladies and gentlemen

2602
01:45:27,430 --> 01:45:22,880
look at the time

2603
01:45:30,070 --> 01:45:27,440
oh it's just me and i'm by myself oops

2604
01:45:33,830 --> 01:45:30,080
i'm gonna take off my shirt and put some

2605
01:45:36,790 --> 01:45:33,840
peanut butter on my face you wish you

2606
01:45:39,430 --> 01:45:36,800
could see that but you can

2607
01:45:43,270 --> 01:45:39,440
hey hey hey and it's a

2608
01:45:46,149 --> 01:45:43,280
top chance of the pop music that i'm

2609
01:45:48,950 --> 01:45:46,159
up right now jesus what the [\h__\h] am i

2610
01:45:54,390 --> 01:45:48,960
doing right now uh [\h__\h] fluffy you

2611
01:45:59,910 --> 01:45:56,629
a wife equals ben yes i do have a very

2612
01:46:04,950 --> 01:46:03,270
yeah chad uh restricts uh restream sucks

2613
01:46:06,550 --> 01:46:04,960
i think i told you about this first bro

2614
01:46:08,470 --> 01:46:06,560
i was like

2615
01:46:09,990 --> 01:46:08,480
after that uh

2616
01:46:11,510 --> 01:46:10,000
chat with jeremy

2617
01:46:13,030 --> 01:46:11,520
jeremy corble

2618
01:46:14,870 --> 01:46:13,040
that's terrible

2619
01:46:16,629 --> 01:46:14,880
the audio the the beginning of the auto

2620
01:46:18,870 --> 01:46:16,639
we figured it out thanks to you well

2621
01:46:21,109 --> 01:46:18,880
we're going back to stream yard very

2622
01:46:22,790 --> 01:46:21,119
soon soon

2623
01:46:29,430 --> 01:46:22,800
so

2624
01:46:36,870 --> 01:46:31,590
you always know

2625
01:46:36,880 --> 01:46:40,790
ladies and gentlemen

2626
01:46:43,590 --> 01:46:41,990
yeah

2627
01:46:47,830 --> 01:46:43,600
i think that should be a thing that

2628
01:46:49,510 --> 01:46:47,840
should be a t-shirt ladies and gentlemen

2629
01:46:50,790 --> 01:46:49,520
plugged in the scooter

2630
01:46:52,470 --> 01:46:50,800
when she

2631
01:46:56,470 --> 01:46:52,480
plugged in the scooter to make sure she

2632
01:46:59,590 --> 01:46:58,470
i'm back dude can you hear me i can't

2633
01:47:00,629 --> 01:46:59,600
hear you

2634
01:47:04,470 --> 01:47:00,639
good

2635
01:47:08,470 --> 01:47:05,270
wait

2636
01:47:09,669 --> 01:47:08,480
let's go back

2637
01:47:10,790 --> 01:47:09,679
what's your name

2638
01:47:13,109 --> 01:47:10,800
oh no

2639
01:47:15,109 --> 01:47:13,119
batman

2640
01:47:17,030 --> 01:47:15,119
porn bots are taking over dude

2641
01:47:19,189 --> 01:47:17,040
naked naked's back

2642
01:47:22,149 --> 01:47:19,199
oh hold on hold on hold on

2643
01:47:24,229 --> 01:47:22,159
uh alabama ty said hey joe did texas pay

2644
01:47:25,669 --> 01:47:24,239
for arch i could tell you no they didn't

2645
01:47:27,590 --> 01:47:25,679
and let me tell you why

2646
01:47:29,590 --> 01:47:27,600
let me tell you right really quick

2647
01:47:31,750 --> 01:47:29,600
texas didn't play didn't pay for arch

2648
01:47:33,990 --> 01:47:31,760
manning right one because he doesn't

2649
01:47:37,030 --> 01:47:34,000
need the the money right

2650
01:47:38,629 --> 01:47:37,040
two because the mannings are class a bro

2651
01:47:40,790 --> 01:47:38,639
anywhere they go

2652
01:47:43,189 --> 01:47:40,800
he may get a little bit of money but

2653
01:47:45,430 --> 01:47:43,199
he don't need it okay

2654
01:47:47,510 --> 01:47:45,440
three

2655
01:47:49,510 --> 01:47:47,520
we have queen euros

2656
01:47:52,709 --> 01:47:49,520
and arch manning

2657
01:47:55,109 --> 01:47:52,719
and we had vince young that means we had

2658
01:47:57,350 --> 01:47:55,119
the three

2659
01:47:59,669 --> 01:47:57,360
best ranking quarterbacks of all time

2660
01:48:00,709 --> 01:47:59,679
that have ever existed here at texas

2661
01:48:01,990 --> 01:48:00,719
right

2662
01:48:03,669 --> 01:48:02,000
the first one won a national

2663
01:48:06,470 --> 01:48:03,679
championship so now we're going to have

2664
01:48:09,189 --> 01:48:06,480
two of them at the same time [\h__\h] yeah

2665
01:48:11,590 --> 01:48:09,199
dude that's going to be crazy no no no

2666
01:48:13,750 --> 01:48:11,600
no no no that's not the nfl it's college

2667
01:48:15,510 --> 01:48:13,760
it's college dude we didn't

2668
01:48:19,030 --> 01:48:15,520
i don't think so dude but let me tell

2669
01:48:20,950 --> 01:48:19,040
you this dude if either quinn yours

2670
01:48:22,709 --> 01:48:20,960
or

2671
01:48:24,709 --> 01:48:22,719
arch manning

2672
01:48:26,149 --> 01:48:24,719
goes and wins the national championship

2673
01:48:28,310 --> 01:48:26,159
and then let me tell you this dude i'll

2674
01:48:30,950 --> 01:48:28,320
tell you i think arch manning went to

2675
01:48:33,189 --> 01:48:30,960
texas because i think he felt this too

2676
01:48:35,430 --> 01:48:33,199
if i bring this program back and win the

2677
01:48:38,229 --> 01:48:35,440
national championship

2678
01:48:43,669 --> 01:48:38,239
they're gonna build how god damn dare

2679
01:48:49,830 --> 01:48:45,350
no

2680
01:48:52,070 --> 01:48:49,840
championship they're gonna get a statue

2681
01:48:54,790 --> 01:48:52,080
they're gonna get a bronze statue the

2682
01:48:56,070 --> 01:48:54,800
mannings dude arch manning is like let's

2683
01:48:57,830 --> 01:48:56,080
win a national championships a little

2684
01:48:59,990 --> 01:48:57,840
bit of statue of me he's gonna be a

2685
01:49:03,510 --> 01:49:00,000
legend he'll never be forgotten he's

2686
01:49:04,870 --> 01:49:03,520
going to be stamped in history forever

2687
01:49:05,830 --> 01:49:04,880
that's why that's why he's going to

2688
01:49:08,149 --> 01:49:05,840
texas

2689
01:49:10,310 --> 01:49:08,159
i'm just saying that's it

2690
01:49:14,229 --> 01:49:10,320
anyways

2691
01:49:16,149 --> 01:49:14,239
enough the the there you go there you go

2692
01:49:18,950 --> 01:49:16,159
there you go

2693
01:49:20,709 --> 01:49:18,960
alabama you know it dude you know that's

2694
01:49:22,950 --> 01:49:20,719
why he's going there i mean he could

2695
01:49:26,470 --> 01:49:22,960
have gone to georgia he could have went

2696
01:49:28,390 --> 01:49:26,480
to alabama he could have went to lsu

2697
01:49:30,229 --> 01:49:28,400
hell alabama's been

2698
01:49:31,669 --> 01:49:30,239
recruiting uh you know they've been

2699
01:49:33,910 --> 01:49:31,679
winning national championships for a

2700
01:49:36,310 --> 01:49:33,920
long time they've been top recruited for

2701
01:49:38,870 --> 01:49:36,320
a long time they're awesome right you

2702
01:49:40,550 --> 01:49:38,880
can't you can't uh you can't deny that

2703
01:49:43,109 --> 01:49:40,560
at all

2704
01:49:45,109 --> 01:49:43,119
they're uh currently the goat

2705
01:49:47,350 --> 01:49:45,119
of college football but let me tell you

2706
01:49:50,550 --> 01:49:47,360
man i think that era is starting to die

2707
01:49:52,629 --> 01:49:50,560
out right and the original area era of

2708
01:49:55,109 --> 01:49:52,639
awesomeness that was texas is going to

2709
01:49:57,350 --> 01:49:55,119
be taken back over for another decade

2710
01:50:00,470 --> 01:49:57,360
dude i think since archman dude we've

2711
01:50:02,790 --> 01:50:00,480
committed nine new recruits like within

2712
01:50:05,189 --> 01:50:02,800
five days like that's ridiculous i mean

2713
01:50:06,550 --> 01:50:05,199
offensive lineman uh we're talking you

2714
01:50:08,950 --> 01:50:06,560
know uh we got

2715
01:50:11,270 --> 01:50:08,960
receivers we got defensive ends we got

2716
01:50:13,750 --> 01:50:11,280
linebackers we got running back it's

2717
01:50:16,310 --> 01:50:13,760
ridiculous i think texas

2718
01:50:17,990 --> 01:50:16,320
texas is uh is going to be on a run here

2719
01:50:19,990 --> 01:50:18,000
pretty soon we'll see

2720
01:50:21,589 --> 01:50:20,000
we did we got a new coach right and a

2721
01:50:23,510 --> 01:50:21,599
couple new players that just signed the

2722
01:50:25,750 --> 01:50:23,520
the uh manning the

2723
01:50:27,430 --> 01:50:25,760
wait wait oh my god just okay i just

2724
01:50:29,910 --> 01:50:27,440
made the connection

2725
01:50:32,390 --> 01:50:29,920
we just signed uh they got okay i get it

2726
01:50:34,149 --> 01:50:32,400
now yes

2727
01:50:36,550 --> 01:50:34,159
for you ben and for everybody else who

2728
01:50:39,589 --> 01:50:36,560
doesn't understand right yeah he's like

2729
01:50:43,430 --> 01:50:39,599
a big deal he's the grandson of archie

2730
01:50:45,030 --> 01:50:43,440
manning bro why did he go to alabama

2731
01:50:46,790 --> 01:50:45,040
i just told you i just i just did a

2732
01:50:48,790 --> 01:50:46,800
whole spiel on why he didn't go to

2733
01:50:50,830 --> 01:50:48,800
alabama i wasn't listening i was looking

2734
01:50:52,950 --> 01:50:50,840
for funny football

2735
01:50:54,229 --> 01:50:52,960
images don't okay don't back up don't

2736
01:50:55,030 --> 01:50:54,239
back up for me

2737
01:50:57,910 --> 01:50:55,040
because they're gonna they're gonna

2738
01:50:59,830 --> 01:50:57,920
build a bronze statue of that fool

2739
01:51:01,669 --> 01:50:59,840
at texas if you want something

2740
01:51:04,149 --> 01:51:01,679
championship dude they're gonna build a

2741
01:51:06,709 --> 01:51:04,159
statue of that for of course he's going

2742
01:51:08,550 --> 01:51:06,719
there he's gonna go to tennessee

2743
01:51:10,229 --> 01:51:08,560
well who's that good the last dude that

2744
01:51:13,270 --> 01:51:10,239
they made a bronze statue of it didn't

2745
01:51:15,460 --> 01:51:14,149
i think you're talking about the

2746
01:51:23,960 --> 01:51:15,470
confederacy

2747
01:51:23,970 --> 01:51:32,950
[Laughter]

2748
01:51:32,960 --> 01:51:36,709
like full were you mad about that

2749
01:51:41,990 --> 01:51:38,470
ask him if he was mad yeah they were

2750
01:51:43,990 --> 01:51:42,000
like no it's an honor are you mad dude

2751
01:51:46,470 --> 01:51:44,000
like imagine them being like they handed

2752
01:51:48,709 --> 01:51:46,480
it off to do like

2753
01:51:50,709 --> 01:51:48,719
like as he's as he's accepting this

2754
01:51:54,709 --> 01:51:50,719
bronze statue he's like the person who

2755
01:51:59,750 --> 01:51:57,270
before he like has a chance to like say

2756
01:52:05,910 --> 01:52:03,510
are you mad are you mad about this

2757
01:52:08,790 --> 01:52:05,920
you mad though i mean i was but i i

2758
01:52:11,200 --> 01:52:08,800
guess now that you think i would be mad

2759
01:52:12,390 --> 01:52:11,210
about the shitty statues

2760
01:52:16,790 --> 01:52:12,400
[Music]

2761
01:52:25,350 --> 01:52:20,709
what oh my god that's so funny dude

2762
01:52:30,470 --> 01:52:27,510
ah football am i right i'm not supposed

2763
01:52:31,830 --> 01:52:30,480
to be too sizzy fluffy

2764
01:52:33,830 --> 01:52:31,840
let's talk a little bit more sports you

2765
01:52:36,709 --> 01:52:33,840
know uh we've got more sports other than

2766
01:52:39,109 --> 01:52:36,719
football you know in america we have uh

2767
01:52:40,629 --> 01:52:39,119
there's no sports going wrong right now

2768
01:52:42,870 --> 01:52:40,639
uh space no you're right baseball is

2769
01:52:45,030 --> 01:52:42,880
probably going on right now baseball's

2770
01:52:47,430 --> 01:52:45,040
going on there's a lot of a lot of

2771
01:52:49,109 --> 01:52:47,440
hitting a lot of balls up in the air

2772
01:52:50,950 --> 01:52:49,119
a lot of coaches you know whispering no

2773
01:52:52,550 --> 01:52:50,960
i only like that whistle only like

2774
01:52:54,709 --> 01:52:52,560
hockey and football

2775
01:52:56,709 --> 01:52:54,719
that's it

2776
01:53:00,229 --> 01:52:56,719
uh we did watch the hockey game this

2777
01:53:02,470 --> 01:53:00,239
past weekend and there was uh

2778
01:53:05,270 --> 01:53:02,480
an extension there was no hockey game

2779
01:53:08,310 --> 01:53:05,280
this week uh no this past weekend no it

2780
01:53:09,580 --> 01:53:08,320
was a hockey game no the finals no

2781
01:53:11,270 --> 01:53:09,590
yeah bro

2782
01:53:13,830 --> 01:53:11,280
[Music]

2783
01:53:15,750 --> 01:53:13,840
nhl who won

2784
01:53:23,189 --> 01:53:15,760
the [\h__\h] bolt lightning

2785
01:53:28,390 --> 01:53:25,350
nhl

2786
01:53:32,790 --> 01:53:30,390
i could be wrong maybe it was the

2787
01:53:35,510 --> 01:53:32,800
way wrong avalanche and the lightning

2788
01:53:37,669 --> 01:53:35,520
dude see i was close i told you that i

2789
01:53:39,189 --> 01:53:37,679
said the lightning guys what did i say

2790
01:53:44,149 --> 01:53:39,199
the lightning

2791
01:53:49,270 --> 01:53:47,109
you said you you said the bolts

2792
01:53:50,470 --> 01:53:49,280
ah lightning bolts

2793
01:53:53,189 --> 01:53:50,480
same [\h__\h]

2794
01:53:56,709 --> 01:53:53,199
come on joe give me that

2795
01:53:59,830 --> 01:53:56,719
you win dude you win yeah well

2796
01:54:03,589 --> 01:54:00,550
okay

2797
01:54:05,350 --> 01:54:03,599
you win a ufo garage t-shirt dude

2798
01:54:06,550 --> 01:54:05,360
thanks dude

2799
01:54:08,390 --> 01:54:06,560
[\h__\h]

2800
01:54:13,669 --> 01:54:08,400
hell yeah you want to talk about what

2801
01:54:21,109 --> 01:54:17,990
we suck so anyway these [\h__\h] guys

2802
01:54:24,629 --> 01:54:21,119
these [\h__\h] guys in the volvo

2803
01:54:27,109 --> 01:54:24,639
they find the aliens first and that's it

2804
01:54:28,470 --> 01:54:27,119
and you know call all comes down to data

2805
01:54:29,990 --> 01:54:28,480
that's what that's the interesting part

2806
01:54:32,629 --> 01:54:30,000
of this movie the interesting part of

2807
01:54:35,430 --> 01:54:32,639
this movie is the data and yeah that

2808
01:54:37,350 --> 01:54:35,440
they drive the volvo to a facility daddy

2809
01:54:39,750 --> 01:54:37,360
get out of the volvo

2810
01:54:42,390 --> 01:54:39,760
towards the end of the movie right

2811
01:54:44,310 --> 01:54:42,400
and then so what i think of is in

2812
01:54:46,390 --> 01:54:44,320
twilight the first movie when robert

2813
01:54:49,109 --> 01:54:46,400
pattinson is driving very fast in that

2814
01:54:50,950 --> 01:54:49,119
volvo and he skids through the alleyway

2815
01:54:52,709 --> 01:54:50,960
and those guys are like trying to you

2816
01:54:54,310 --> 01:54:52,719
know try to hit on bella you know and

2817
01:54:56,550 --> 01:54:54,320
they're like really aggressive about it

2818
01:54:56,940 --> 01:54:56,560
and he knows

2819
01:54:58,629 --> 01:54:56,950
what

2820
01:55:00,229 --> 01:54:58,639
[Music]

2821
01:55:01,510 --> 01:55:00,239
he could hear you know he could hear

2822
01:55:03,030 --> 01:55:01,520
their thoughts you know you don't want

2823
01:55:04,550 --> 01:55:03,040
to you don't want to know what they're

2824
01:55:08,390 --> 01:55:04,560
thinking right

2825
01:55:10,310 --> 01:55:08,400
and uh anyway so volvo

2826
01:55:16,709 --> 01:55:10,320
this episode was brought to you by three

2827
01:55:23,589 --> 01:55:18,390
this episode was brought to you by pride

2828
01:55:26,310 --> 01:55:24,310
look

2829
01:55:28,390 --> 01:55:26,320
the space nuts

2830
01:55:30,629 --> 01:55:28,400
this this episode was brought to you by

2831
01:55:33,830 --> 01:55:30,639
space testicles

2832
01:55:36,550 --> 01:55:33,840
it's our new it's our new initiative to

2833
01:55:37,669 --> 01:55:36,560
bring balls to every quadrant of the

2834
01:55:38,550 --> 01:55:37,679
space

2835
01:55:42,629 --> 01:55:38,560
time

2836
01:55:43,990 --> 01:55:42,639
damn for look at this for oh yay

2837
01:55:45,910 --> 01:55:44,000
what's up

2838
01:55:47,109 --> 01:55:45,920
it is actually very warm in my house i

2839
01:55:51,669 --> 01:55:47,119
am

2840
01:55:54,229 --> 01:55:51,679
that porno bot

2841
01:55:56,550 --> 01:55:54,239
damn how did the portal bots

2842
01:55:58,950 --> 01:55:56,560
move from my phone to over here dude i

2843
01:56:00,470 --> 01:55:58,960
don't understand it how do they know

2844
01:56:01,990 --> 01:56:00,480
where to find me

2845
01:56:07,589 --> 01:56:02,000
because you will give your credit card

2846
01:56:15,589 --> 01:56:10,550
you said i waited i waited for them to

2847
01:56:20,870 --> 01:56:18,550
i didn't you got impatient

2848
01:56:22,870 --> 01:56:20,880
he just [\h__\h] sent it dude i was like

2849
01:56:25,750 --> 01:56:22,880
[\h__\h] it's been like 15 seconds already

2850
01:56:29,530 --> 01:56:25,760
[\h__\h] what [\h__\h] i said that [\h__\h]

2851
01:56:31,669 --> 01:56:29,540
they're never gonna answer that [\h__\h]

2852
01:56:33,990 --> 01:56:31,679
[Music]

2853
01:56:37,189 --> 01:56:34,000
oh my god

2854
01:56:41,589 --> 01:56:37,199
the things you do when you're 18 right

2855
01:56:46,229 --> 01:56:44,310
uh i regret i regret my twilight

2856
01:56:48,629 --> 01:56:46,239
knowledge but you know what

2857
01:56:50,390 --> 01:56:48,639
[\h__\h] it's a good movie

2858
01:56:53,270 --> 01:56:50,400
i love that move the first movie's good

2859
01:56:55,030 --> 01:56:53,280
all right [\h__\h] [\h__\h] you dude

2860
01:56:56,629 --> 01:56:55,040
anybody anybody who doesn't say the

2861
01:56:58,790 --> 01:56:56,639
movie the first movie

2862
01:57:05,750 --> 01:56:58,800
okay let me tell you this

2863
01:57:10,070 --> 01:57:08,070
the music man the music and this is the

2864
01:57:11,510 --> 01:57:10,080
surroundings okay this is like one time

2865
01:57:12,950 --> 01:57:11,520
i had a credit card looking at the

2866
01:57:15,430 --> 01:57:12,960
phones and [\h__\h]

2867
01:57:18,550 --> 01:57:15,440
and i saw one of those those as on tv

2868
01:57:21,589 --> 01:57:18,560
like call us now

2869
01:57:26,149 --> 01:57:21,599
[\h__\h] really sticky tell you how it's

2870
01:57:26,159 --> 01:57:30,709
and i was like i'm 55. i was like

2871
01:57:34,560 --> 01:57:33,430
i'm a young horny adolescent male

2872
01:57:37,030 --> 01:57:34,570
with a credit card

2873
01:57:39,350 --> 01:57:37,040
[Laughter]

2874
01:57:41,669 --> 01:57:39,360
[\h__\h] i called it

2875
01:57:44,310 --> 01:57:41,679
but it was late at night for i was drunk

2876
01:57:46,149 --> 01:57:44,320
as [\h__\h] it was like [\h__\h] drunk

2877
01:57:48,709 --> 01:57:46,159
i [\h__\h] i was like [\h__\h] i saw this

2878
01:57:52,149 --> 01:57:48,719
[\h__\h] at the bar on the tv i'm gonna call

2879
01:57:53,990 --> 01:57:52,159
that [\h__\h] i call that [\h__\h] pull poor

2880
01:57:58,070 --> 01:57:54,000
and she was like hello

2881
01:58:02,629 --> 01:57:59,830
she's like nothing you playing with your

2882
01:58:04,310 --> 01:58:02,639
big [\h__\h] right now oh no and i was like

2883
01:58:07,430 --> 01:58:04,320
it's not that big

2884
01:58:09,510 --> 01:58:07,440
and she was like oh i bet it is and i

2885
01:58:11,750 --> 01:58:09,520
was like you don't know me that well

2886
01:58:13,830 --> 01:58:11,760
and she was like well tell me tell me

2887
01:58:16,870 --> 01:58:13,840
what you would do to me and i [\h__\h]

2888
01:58:19,589 --> 01:58:16,880
passed out and it was like it was like

2889
01:58:22,790 --> 01:58:19,599
it was like 250 a minute and i passed

2890
01:58:24,870 --> 01:58:22,800
out dude for 12 hours i owed a lot of

2891
01:58:26,950 --> 01:58:24,880
money that's like three hundred dollars

2892
01:58:28,790 --> 01:58:26,960
i know dudes i think i had to contact my

2893
01:58:31,109 --> 01:58:28,800
bank and be like hey i don't know where

2894
01:58:33,750 --> 01:58:31,119
this came from somebody stole my phone

2895
01:58:35,350 --> 01:58:33,760
and then i went into the bridge and i

2896
01:58:36,870 --> 01:58:35,360
sat down and i was like i need to get a

2897
01:58:38,470 --> 01:58:36,880
new card and they were like oh let me

2898
01:58:41,430 --> 01:58:38,480
let me do some research and they were

2899
01:58:44,390 --> 01:58:41,440
like it looks like this is from

2900
01:58:46,390 --> 01:58:44,400
adultfriendstalk.com

2901
01:58:48,390 --> 01:58:46,400
oh no was there like a line of people

2902
01:58:50,310 --> 01:58:48,400
behind you

2903
01:58:52,310 --> 01:58:50,320
did those other people hear about this i

2904
01:58:53,990 --> 01:58:52,320
was sitting in a chair and there was a

2905
01:58:58,229 --> 01:58:54,000
lot of people waiting for me i was like

2906
01:59:03,030 --> 01:59:00,870
and i was like oh my goodness who would

2907
01:59:05,430 --> 01:59:03,040
do something like that

2908
01:59:06,470 --> 01:59:05,440
and she was like

2909
01:59:09,030 --> 01:59:06,480
well

2910
01:59:10,629 --> 01:59:09,040
there's a lot of scammers out there

2911
01:59:12,550 --> 01:59:10,639
um

2912
01:59:13,990 --> 01:59:12,560
you probably could have done it

2913
01:59:16,229 --> 01:59:14,000
almost like there's no way i would do

2914
01:59:17,990 --> 01:59:16,239
something so disgusting i was like you

2915
01:59:19,270 --> 01:59:18,000
know what hold on

2916
01:59:21,750 --> 01:59:19,280
so i

2917
01:59:23,270 --> 01:59:21,760
i pretended to call my little brother on

2918
01:59:24,390 --> 01:59:23,280
the phone i was like hello little

2919
01:59:26,709 --> 01:59:24,400
brother

2920
01:59:28,629 --> 01:59:26,719
hello have you been watching pornography

2921
01:59:31,669 --> 01:59:28,639
with my credit card

2922
01:59:33,510 --> 01:59:31,679
and he said yes you have

2923
01:59:37,510 --> 01:59:33,520
well we're going to have a talk when i

2924
01:59:40,790 --> 01:59:39,270
the phone i was like ma'am this is so

2925
01:59:43,430 --> 01:59:40,800
embarrassing my little brother has been

2926
01:59:45,030 --> 01:59:43,440
watching pornography on my credit card i

2927
01:59:47,270 --> 01:59:45,040
know you're you're like saying this in a

2928
01:59:48,870 --> 01:59:47,280
joking manner but i could totally see

2929
01:59:51,350 --> 01:59:48,880
you pulling that off and like totally

2930
01:59:58,310 --> 01:59:52,950
in true story 100

2931
02:00:00,629 --> 01:59:58,320
no and uh so we sit there she's like oh

2932
02:00:02,629 --> 02:00:00,639
and she kind of pauses she's really

2933
02:00:05,350 --> 02:00:02,639
quiet for a second

2934
02:00:11,109 --> 02:00:08,310
could you let your little brother know

2935
02:00:13,189 --> 02:00:11,119
it's a federal offense

2936
02:00:15,750 --> 02:00:13,199
to purchase things

2937
02:00:18,470 --> 02:00:15,760
and cancel their credit cards and that's

2938
02:00:20,629 --> 02:00:18,480
why we can't call baked beans and i was

2939
02:00:22,229 --> 02:00:20,639
like

2940
02:00:23,830 --> 02:00:22,239
absolutely i'll let him know if you can

2941
02:00:25,669 --> 02:00:23,840
just cancel that [\h__\h] and i'm gonna have

2942
02:00:28,629 --> 02:00:25,679
a long ass talk with him when i get home

2943
02:00:32,149 --> 02:00:30,390
is it really a federal offense to

2944
02:00:34,149 --> 02:00:32,159
purchase something and then

2945
02:00:35,830 --> 02:00:34,159
cancel a credit card

2946
02:00:37,990 --> 02:00:35,840
yeah dude

2947
02:00:40,390 --> 02:00:38,000
oh my oh you mean like try to like get

2948
02:00:41,830 --> 02:00:40,400
it back like the oh i cancelled it give

2949
02:00:42,950 --> 02:00:41,840
me that money back yeah you're trying to

2950
02:00:45,109 --> 02:00:42,960
get a bunch of free [\h__\h] and then you

2951
02:00:46,229 --> 02:00:45,119
can cancel it before they're ready

2952
02:00:49,990 --> 02:00:46,239
yeah

2953
02:00:51,750 --> 02:00:50,000
i don't know where the green light or

2954
02:00:52,470 --> 02:00:51,760
the gray line ends and i was like i was

2955
02:00:53,990 --> 02:00:52,480
like

2956
02:00:56,390 --> 02:00:54,000
you know you're

2957
02:00:59,350 --> 02:00:56,400
i passed out i mean my little brother

2958
02:00:59,360 --> 02:01:03,589
while he was talking to this lady

2959
02:01:07,669 --> 02:01:05,189
ma'am

2960
02:01:09,270 --> 02:01:07,679
i mean my brother

2961
02:01:11,669 --> 02:01:09,280
there's the gray line there's the gray

2962
02:01:13,270 --> 02:01:11,679
area right like if you fall asleep and

2963
02:01:15,270 --> 02:01:13,280
you just happen to have your cellular

2964
02:01:17,109 --> 02:01:15,280
telephone just keep going you know just

2965
02:01:19,510 --> 02:01:17,119
racking up those you know

2966
02:01:24,629 --> 02:01:19,520
those points

2967
02:01:31,109 --> 02:01:27,430
what's up girl

2968
02:01:35,669 --> 02:01:34,310
uh i love shits oh [\h__\h] look what else

2969
02:01:39,109 --> 02:01:35,679
she said fool

2970
02:01:39,119 --> 02:01:45,510
joe's about that pocket cheese

2971
02:01:52,470 --> 02:01:47,750
shows about the packages

2972
02:01:56,950 --> 02:01:55,189
joe's all about that cheese joe's all

2973
02:02:00,629 --> 02:01:56,960
about that fromage

2974
02:02:03,109 --> 02:02:00,639
those are about them cheeses

2975
02:02:03,119 --> 02:02:03,990
something is

2976
02:02:07,750 --> 02:02:06,629
love that cheese man

2977
02:02:10,470 --> 02:02:07,760
it's good

2978
02:02:13,669 --> 02:02:10,480
backstory on that if you guys oh [\h__\h] um

2979
02:02:18,229 --> 02:02:16,470
oh chick is breezy cheese dude

2980
02:02:19,270 --> 02:02:18,239
yeah

2981
02:02:22,390 --> 02:02:19,280
hey

2982
02:02:24,870 --> 02:02:22,400
i have some brie on brie

2983
02:02:27,189 --> 02:02:24,880
let me have some brilliant break

2984
02:02:28,180 --> 02:02:27,199
matcha much it

2985
02:02:31,430 --> 02:02:28,190
dark face

2986
02:02:33,910 --> 02:02:31,440
[Laughter]

2987
02:02:36,390 --> 02:02:33,920
he's depicting uh youtube dancing and

2988
02:02:39,030 --> 02:02:36,400
it's like uh it's like

2989
02:02:41,589 --> 02:02:39,040
like almost like like dirty dancing

2990
02:02:44,550 --> 02:02:41,599
mixed with uh grease you know like the

2991
02:02:47,510 --> 02:02:44,560
the suit the blue the baby blue suit

2992
02:02:50,629 --> 02:02:47,520
baby powder blue baby back

2993
02:02:51,430 --> 02:02:50,639
chili suit and that red spicy

2994
02:02:55,830 --> 02:02:51,440
uh

2995
02:02:55,840 --> 02:02:59,750
oh man look at this

2996
02:03:06,709 --> 02:03:03,350
sent you a clip on the beach bri oh [\h__\h]

2997
02:03:10,790 --> 02:03:06,719
i'm going to identify this form

2998
02:03:13,340 --> 02:03:12,870
put our emails in the thing

2999
02:03:17,830 --> 02:03:13,350
you

3000
02:03:17,840 --> 02:03:22,470
yeah i like it i'm down with it whatever

3001
02:03:26,830 --> 02:03:23,669
oh yeah

3002
02:03:32,149 --> 02:03:26,840
oh dude dog face boy says i like dirty

3003
02:03:39,030 --> 02:03:35,270
is it the helicopter where you like

3004
02:03:41,589 --> 02:03:39,040
you spin me right run baby right now

3005
02:03:42,550 --> 02:03:41,599
like a record baby right round right

3006
02:03:45,669 --> 02:03:42,560
yeah

3007
02:03:47,830 --> 02:03:45,679
it is dude we used to play that joke on

3008
02:03:50,709 --> 02:03:47,840
so many people dude i got so many i got

3009
02:03:53,109 --> 02:03:50,719
so many friends with that [\h__\h]

3010
02:03:55,669 --> 02:03:53,119
you remember that website dude

3011
02:03:58,470 --> 02:03:55,679
the helicopter yeah you should be spin

3012
02:03:59,990 --> 02:03:58,480
me right round me spin calm yeah it's

3013
02:04:01,589 --> 02:04:00,000
fit

3014
02:04:04,790 --> 02:04:01,599
i never went there

3015
02:04:06,709 --> 02:04:04,800
i heard about it though i'll tell we our

3016
02:04:08,709 --> 02:04:06,719
our but our group of buddies would be

3017
02:04:10,709 --> 02:04:08,719
like dude have you heard of me hats baby

3018
02:04:13,430 --> 02:04:10,719
like at school like at like during

3019
02:04:15,830 --> 02:04:13,440
computer class like at school we can't

3020
02:04:18,390 --> 02:04:15,840
do it right now bree i can only do the

3021
02:04:21,750 --> 02:04:18,400
button push i can't do the helicopter

3022
02:04:25,669 --> 02:04:23,589
what's the button push

3023
02:04:29,250 --> 02:04:25,679
oh you can only like walk up to a button

3024
02:04:32,550 --> 02:04:30,950
[Laughter]

3025
02:04:35,030 --> 02:04:32,560
like you know like i'm really good in

3026
02:04:37,510 --> 02:04:35,040
elevators and stuff

3027
02:04:39,109 --> 02:04:37,520
i mean i've seen it

3028
02:04:44,390 --> 02:04:39,119
but if you want me to fly off a building

3029
02:04:48,870 --> 02:04:46,550
because it's because of the

3030
02:04:51,990 --> 02:04:48,880
high altitude also that the chode you

3031
02:04:54,950 --> 02:04:52,000
know oh my god yeah the how to do each

3032
02:04:59,030 --> 02:04:57,750
all right dude uh what's next bro we are

3033
02:04:59,910 --> 02:04:59,040
at uh

3034
02:05:03,830 --> 02:04:59,920
uh

3035
02:05:06,550 --> 02:05:03,840
to our two hour and almost half mark

3036
02:05:08,790 --> 02:05:06,560
what can we what can we uh update the

3037
02:05:10,069 --> 02:05:08,800
peeps on what's happening in ufo garage

3038
02:05:12,550 --> 02:05:10,079
land

3039
02:05:14,390 --> 02:05:12,560
dude what's happening with us can we

3040
02:05:17,030 --> 02:05:14,400
update people on what's happening in ufo

3041
02:05:18,709 --> 02:05:17,040
garage it might be too soon to update

3042
02:05:24,310 --> 02:05:18,719
some new [\h__\h] happen there's a lot of

3043
02:05:29,350 --> 02:05:26,149
we want to do the podcast

3044
02:05:33,189 --> 02:05:32,229
july 1st was a deadline right

3045
02:05:34,709 --> 02:05:33,199
yeah

3046
02:05:37,270 --> 02:05:34,719
i mean

3047
02:05:40,790 --> 02:05:38,870
you know you guys we got some stuff in

3048
02:05:42,950 --> 02:05:40,800
the works uh

3049
02:05:44,550 --> 02:05:42,960
next is some cool [\h__\h] we got some

3050
02:05:48,149 --> 02:05:44,560
questions should we just say

3051
02:05:49,830 --> 02:05:48,159
should we just say it sure yeah

3052
02:05:52,149 --> 02:05:49,840
maybe it'll

3053
02:05:55,910 --> 02:05:52,159
it'll it'll bring some motivation to the

3054
02:05:57,669 --> 02:05:55,920
table dude motivational speakers now

3055
02:05:59,910 --> 02:05:57,679
we're motivational speakers dude we're

3056
02:06:01,350 --> 02:05:59,920
not just podcasters dude we're batman

3057
02:06:02,390 --> 02:06:01,360
motivate

3058
02:06:03,189 --> 02:06:02,400
speakers

3059
02:06:05,030 --> 02:06:03,199
hey

3060
02:06:09,990 --> 02:06:05,040
we have some motivational we want to

3061
02:06:10,000 --> 02:06:14,390
look literally my nipples are too small

3062
02:06:19,030 --> 02:06:17,030
if they are if you

3063
02:06:21,189 --> 02:06:19,040
if you measure my nipples

3064
02:06:22,950 --> 02:06:21,199
in millimeters

3065
02:06:24,790 --> 02:06:22,960
there would not be

3066
02:06:26,709 --> 02:06:24,800
a small amount

3067
02:06:29,990 --> 02:06:26,719
bro

3068
02:06:30,790 --> 02:06:30,000
brandon motz is flexing right now she's

3069
02:06:32,069 --> 02:06:30,800
like

3070
02:06:34,470 --> 02:06:32,079
yo

3071
02:06:36,709 --> 02:06:34,480
i'm living the life right now

3072
02:06:39,510 --> 02:06:36,719
watching on a 72

3073
02:06:42,310 --> 02:06:39,520
and on my phone easy peasy

3074
02:06:44,870 --> 02:06:42,320
toast toasty easy damn

3075
02:06:47,510 --> 02:06:44,880
girl gangster some gangsta [\h__\h] right

3076
02:06:48,870 --> 02:06:47,520
there toasty some gangsta [\h__\h] right

3077
02:06:50,709 --> 02:06:48,880
there

3078
02:06:52,149 --> 02:06:50,719
nasty i don't all right let's tell

3079
02:06:54,470 --> 02:06:52,159
people let's tell people what's up

3080
02:06:56,629 --> 02:06:54,480
what's new what's happening what's going

3081
02:06:59,510 --> 02:06:56,639
on what's about to happen uh

3082
02:07:01,589 --> 02:06:59,520
big things are happening we're working

3083
02:07:05,189 --> 02:07:01,599
on well well first off we're working on

3084
02:07:08,310 --> 02:07:05,199
the the documentary and uh

3085
02:07:11,350 --> 02:07:08,320
chupacabra is uh making some headway

3086
02:07:13,189 --> 02:07:11,360
we shot some some footage joe and i

3087
02:07:15,990 --> 02:07:13,199
sent it over

3088
02:07:19,270 --> 02:07:16,000
uh tupacabra was like yes got it

3089
02:07:21,350 --> 02:07:19,280
downloaded it dope

3090
02:07:24,229 --> 02:07:21,360
other than that we're working on a

3091
02:07:26,470 --> 02:07:24,239
little passion project called uh

3092
02:07:28,380 --> 02:07:26,480
oddhouse network or the paranormal

3093
02:07:32,229 --> 02:07:28,390
garage smith network

3094
02:07:33,189 --> 02:07:32,239
[Laughter]

3095
02:07:34,629 --> 02:07:33,199
so

3096
02:07:37,750 --> 02:07:34,639
patent pending

3097
02:07:41,830 --> 02:07:37,760
name pending paranormal paranormal

3098
02:07:43,470 --> 02:07:41,840
chad smith wait garage smith garage

3099
02:07:44,870 --> 02:07:43,480
smith

3100
02:07:46,550 --> 02:07:44,880
[Music]

3101
02:07:46,900 --> 02:07:46,560
chop

3102
02:07:49,510 --> 02:07:46,910
dick

3103
02:07:52,709 --> 02:07:49,520
[Laughter]

3104
02:07:54,950 --> 02:07:52,719
no we're just uh and oh and

3105
02:07:57,750 --> 02:07:54,960
toti waba well we've talked to those

3106
02:07:59,910 --> 02:07:57,760
girls about being being a part but

3107
02:08:03,430 --> 02:07:59,920
the idea is like hey

3108
02:08:05,750 --> 02:08:03,440
we have we have our own podcast um and

3109
02:08:07,669 --> 02:08:05,760
we're all friends

3110
02:08:09,510 --> 02:08:07,679
let's do something together it's more

3111
02:08:11,510 --> 02:08:09,520
like a collective than anything you know

3112
02:08:14,149 --> 02:08:11,520
that's right it'd be so not like not

3113
02:08:16,870 --> 02:08:14,159
like not like communism or anything no

3114
02:08:19,189 --> 02:08:16,880
like but like picture this like say say

3115
02:08:22,310 --> 02:08:19,199
you have like you have like uh

3116
02:08:25,109 --> 02:08:22,320
uh three movies or three three comedians

3117
02:08:27,750 --> 02:08:25,119
or okay say you have six comedians kings

3118
02:08:30,390 --> 02:08:27,760
of comedy doing yes it's like kings of

3119
02:08:33,350 --> 02:08:30,400
comedy you get it all into one thing and

3120
02:08:35,350 --> 02:08:33,360
you all like do a bit for a little bit

3121
02:08:37,750 --> 02:08:35,360
uh you know like a short a shorter

3122
02:08:40,629 --> 02:08:37,760
amount of time that's right all in one

3123
02:08:42,470 --> 02:08:40,639
place that's right that's the idea right

3124
02:08:44,629 --> 02:08:42,480
we're getting ready to start a network

3125
02:08:47,830 --> 02:08:44,639
called the odd house network and it's

3126
02:08:50,950 --> 02:08:47,840
basically us and our buddies man all on

3127
02:08:53,270 --> 02:08:50,960
one network we plan on growing the thing

3128
02:08:55,030 --> 02:08:53,280
if you guys like our content or any of

3129
02:08:58,390 --> 02:08:55,040
the people that hang out with us our

3130
02:08:59,990 --> 02:08:58,400
content you can come hang out with us

3131
02:09:01,270 --> 02:09:00,000
and check it out we're gonna start a

3132
02:09:03,109 --> 02:09:01,280
channel

3133
02:09:05,430 --> 02:09:03,119
it's gonna be growing we're gonna be

3134
02:09:09,109 --> 02:09:05,440
doing uh little things where you can

3135
02:09:11,830 --> 02:09:09,119
subscribe and you can get extra content

3136
02:09:13,830 --> 02:09:11,840
um by subscribing it's going to be

3137
02:09:15,830 --> 02:09:13,840
really really awesome i'm really excited

3138
02:09:18,550 --> 02:09:15,840
to see how this whole thing plays out

3139
02:09:21,830 --> 02:09:18,560
it's really in the infant stages right

3140
02:09:23,669 --> 02:09:21,840
now um and was a lot of discussion

3141
02:09:25,910 --> 02:09:23,679
there's a lot of heads talking about it

3142
02:09:27,910 --> 02:09:25,920
it's kind of like you know like what

3143
02:09:29,750 --> 02:09:27,920
would like your perfect platform kind of

3144
02:09:31,030 --> 02:09:29,760
be so we're really trying to like kind

3145
02:09:33,589 --> 02:09:31,040
of

3146
02:09:36,229 --> 02:09:33,599
you know put this thing together

3147
02:09:37,990 --> 02:09:36,239
and uh here pretty soon we're gonna

3148
02:09:39,430 --> 02:09:38,000
we're gonna drop it we're gonna drop it

3149
02:09:40,229 --> 02:09:39,440
so you guys will be able to check us all

3150
02:09:43,270 --> 02:09:40,239
out

3151
02:09:44,550 --> 02:09:43,280
uh together on the odd house network and

3152
02:09:47,510 --> 02:09:44,560
and you know what's

3153
02:09:49,830 --> 02:09:47,520
what i'm really excited about is like my

3154
02:09:51,830 --> 02:09:49,840
the funnest times dude is when chop shop

3155
02:09:54,310 --> 02:09:51,840
you know friday nights or saturday night

3156
02:09:55,350 --> 02:09:54,320
i will come [\h__\h] fluff fluffy like

3157
02:09:57,589 --> 02:09:55,360
sorry like

3158
02:09:59,990 --> 02:09:57,599
uh a [\h__\h] ton of us is like there's more

3159
02:10:02,550 --> 02:10:00,000
names than we named tonight but like we

3160
02:10:04,470 --> 02:10:02,560
all like we all would get together

3161
02:10:06,229 --> 02:10:04,480
on chop shop after you know they were

3162
02:10:07,910 --> 02:10:06,239
done with their live show and it'd be

3163
02:10:11,030 --> 02:10:07,920
like [\h__\h]

3164
02:10:14,229 --> 02:10:11,040
12 people in one place

3165
02:10:15,669 --> 02:10:14,239
having such a great time and like i

3166
02:10:16,950 --> 02:10:15,679
think it just came naturally we were

3167
02:10:19,430 --> 02:10:16,960
like dude

3168
02:10:21,430 --> 02:10:19,440
this would be fun to just make some

3169
02:10:24,069 --> 02:10:21,440
videos only like a small amount of

3170
02:10:26,709 --> 02:10:24,079
people would see because there's a lot

3171
02:10:28,390 --> 02:10:26,719
a lot of lewd [\h__\h] happening in the

3172
02:10:29,990 --> 02:10:28,400
background

3173
02:10:31,669 --> 02:10:30,000
i mean me i'm

3174
02:10:33,669 --> 02:10:31,679
on my house man that's where all the fun

3175
02:10:36,229 --> 02:10:33,679
happens i would say [\h__\h] hey we're not

3176
02:10:39,109 --> 02:10:36,239
recording right like

3177
02:10:40,470 --> 02:10:39,119
uh i can't be the only one but like it's

3178
02:10:41,270 --> 02:10:40,480
just a [\h__\h]

3179
02:10:44,390 --> 02:10:41,280
rat

3180
02:10:46,709 --> 02:10:44,400
uh rampant rampant time

3181
02:10:49,750 --> 02:10:46,719
is that how do you describe that a a

3182
02:10:51,830 --> 02:10:49,760
rabid time no not a rabbit rabbit a

3183
02:10:52,550 --> 02:10:51,840
rabbit a rabbit time time where it's

3184
02:10:54,390 --> 02:10:52,560
like

3185
02:10:56,790 --> 02:10:54,400
time doesn't have big long ears dude

3186
02:10:59,669 --> 02:10:56,800
it's like fuzzy and it's cuddly and it's

3187
02:11:01,990 --> 02:10:59,679
fun and like you give it's a gift that

3188
02:11:02,950 --> 02:11:02,000
lasts a couple you know it's it's like a

3189
02:11:08,629 --> 02:11:02,960
rabbit

3190
02:11:11,830 --> 02:11:08,639
the idea basically

3191
02:11:16,229 --> 02:11:11,840
is to is to

3192
02:11:22,069 --> 02:11:16,239
is to basically stamp a mark

3193
02:11:23,109 --> 02:11:22,079
in ufo history right and long long

3194
02:11:25,669 --> 02:11:23,119
long

3195
02:11:27,589 --> 02:11:25,679
time away from now when ben and i are no

3196
02:11:30,870 --> 02:11:27,599
longer existent

3197
02:11:33,430 --> 02:11:30,880
hopefully oddhouse will still be [\h__\h]

3198
02:11:35,589 --> 02:11:33,440
running strong man and we'll still be

3199
02:11:36,870 --> 02:11:35,599
providing content for people to listen

3200
02:11:40,629 --> 02:11:36,880
to

3201
02:11:43,189 --> 02:11:40,639
that have cool ideas great radio voices

3202
02:11:45,990 --> 02:11:43,199
you know fun shows we want to have a

3203
02:11:50,310 --> 02:11:46,000
good time with it and even though this

3204
02:11:52,709 --> 02:11:50,320
subject is is uh is is serious and is uh

3205
02:11:54,310 --> 02:11:52,719
nothing to be taken lightly

3206
02:11:55,990 --> 02:11:54,320
we're not good at that so we take it

3207
02:11:56,709 --> 02:11:56,000
lightly and we decided

3208
02:11:59,109 --> 02:11:56,719
to

3209
02:12:00,709 --> 02:11:59,119
make a network that revolves

3210
02:12:02,790 --> 02:12:00,719
you know basically around just like

3211
02:12:04,790 --> 02:12:02,800
people we think are cool who have really

3212
02:12:07,030 --> 02:12:04,800
good information i mean like we say we

3213
02:12:09,510 --> 02:12:07,040
don't take it lightly but like

3214
02:12:10,550 --> 02:12:09,520
you know it it is it is serious to us

3215
02:12:12,870 --> 02:12:10,560
you know

3216
02:12:14,149 --> 02:12:12,880
and uh we have a good time doing it and

3217
02:12:15,990 --> 02:12:14,159
uh we think it's important that

3218
02:12:17,830 --> 02:12:16,000
everybody knows about it so that's the

3219
02:12:19,990 --> 02:12:17,840
biggest thing about this man is is we

3220
02:12:23,669 --> 02:12:20,000
just want to grow and we want to share

3221
02:12:25,270 --> 02:12:23,679
the word with as many people as possible

3222
02:12:27,430 --> 02:12:25,280
hell yeah dude couldn't have said it

3223
02:12:32,830 --> 02:12:27,440
better myself

3224
02:12:35,990 --> 02:12:32,840
myself my softest well soft dude

3225
02:12:37,589 --> 02:12:36,000
yeah uh dope well

3226
02:12:38,950 --> 02:12:37,599
we'll we'll see what happens in the next

3227
02:12:42,870 --> 02:12:38,960
couple of months i'm sure you guys will

3228
02:12:45,350 --> 02:12:42,880
be hearing more about the house network

3229
02:12:47,430 --> 02:12:45,360
uh yeah still working on that logo and

3230
02:12:49,430 --> 02:12:47,440
[\h__\h] like as soon as that branding's

3231
02:12:51,510 --> 02:12:49,440
done dude

3232
02:12:54,069 --> 02:12:51,520
the rest will come

3233
02:12:56,870 --> 02:12:54,079
naturally easy dude it when that it will

3234
02:13:00,069 --> 02:12:56,880
come so easily easily it's so fast it's

3235
02:13:01,750 --> 02:13:00,079
so hard dude so fast so hard you know

3236
02:13:02,790 --> 02:13:01,760
what i'm saying yeah

3237
02:13:04,550 --> 02:13:02,800
easily

3238
02:13:05,910 --> 02:13:04,560
yeah

3239
02:13:08,629 --> 02:13:05,920
and champ yes

3240
02:13:12,550 --> 02:13:10,310
yeah dude

3241
02:13:14,629 --> 02:13:12,560
can i get are you serious dude do you

3242
02:13:19,030 --> 02:13:14,639
really have a hot wheels collection that

3243
02:13:21,750 --> 02:13:19,040
would do you race them on like like uh

3244
02:13:23,669 --> 02:13:21,760
like uh exercise machines and [\h__\h] do

3245
02:13:24,709 --> 02:13:23,679
you have tracks do you race them down

3246
02:13:26,310 --> 02:13:24,719
tracks

3247
02:13:28,790 --> 02:13:26,320
i want to see it

3248
02:13:30,390 --> 02:13:28,800
back in the day i'm gonna tell you champ

3249
02:13:32,790 --> 02:13:30,400
let me tell you how hardcore

3250
02:13:33,830 --> 02:13:32,800
we were back let me tell you let me tell

3251
02:13:35,669 --> 02:13:33,840
you real quick

3252
02:13:37,669 --> 02:13:35,679
hold on let me take you

3253
02:13:39,750 --> 02:13:37,679
every friday me and the friends we would

3254
02:13:41,189 --> 02:13:39,760
get together our best

3255
02:13:46,149 --> 02:13:41,199
most

3256
02:13:48,709 --> 02:13:46,159
highly performance how will machine

3257
02:13:51,350 --> 02:13:48,719
win found one of the longest stretches

3258
02:13:53,350 --> 02:13:51,360
downhill stretches we could find

3259
02:13:55,270 --> 02:13:53,360
and we would race those machines and

3260
02:13:56,950 --> 02:13:55,280
whoever lost

3261
02:14:00,550 --> 02:13:56,960
had to smash it

3262
02:14:03,589 --> 02:14:00,560
they're number one with a big ass rock

3263
02:14:07,030 --> 02:14:04,870
it's a hardcore

3264
02:14:09,430 --> 02:14:07,040
[\h__\h] hardcore dude i'm glad i wasn't

3265
02:14:11,510 --> 02:14:09,440
a part of that friend group at that age

3266
02:14:15,030 --> 02:14:11,520
i would have been [\h__\h] pissed dude

3267
02:14:17,270 --> 02:14:15,040
it's crazy this is good uh dude

3268
02:14:20,069 --> 02:14:17,280
hey you know what i want to say this i

3269
02:14:23,109 --> 02:14:20,079
had fun reviewing our first movie in

3270
02:14:24,390 --> 02:14:23,119
like what six freaking months dude

3271
02:14:26,470 --> 02:14:24,400
and you know it's crazy because we're

3272
02:14:28,069 --> 02:14:26,480
like so good at it it's crazy that we

3273
02:14:29,030 --> 02:14:28,079
don't do this more often

3274
02:14:31,430 --> 02:14:29,040
you know

3275
02:14:33,030 --> 02:14:31,440
an hour an hour into the show we finally

3276
02:14:35,189 --> 02:14:33,040
get to the

3277
02:14:37,030 --> 02:14:35,199
how long did the actual review last like

3278
02:14:39,030 --> 02:14:37,040
15 minutes

3279
02:14:40,540 --> 02:14:39,040
i don't know maybe maybe the review is

3280
02:14:42,390 --> 02:14:40,550
the least important part of the show

3281
02:14:44,629 --> 02:14:42,400
[Laughter]

3282
02:14:46,950 --> 02:14:44,639
definitely go watch it though cosmos is

3283
02:14:48,870 --> 02:14:46,960
badass yeah like it's not even lie like

3284
02:14:51,350 --> 02:14:48,880
cosmos is badass it's a really good

3285
02:14:52,470 --> 02:14:51,360
movie yeah it's a really good movie so

3286
02:14:57,990 --> 02:14:52,480
hell yeah

3287
02:14:59,990 --> 02:14:58,000
it is time tis

3288
02:15:02,709 --> 02:15:00,000
tis time

3289
02:15:04,950 --> 02:15:02,719
for the after hour show

3290
02:15:06,950 --> 02:15:04,960
i haven't even eaten dinner yet

3291
02:15:09,589 --> 02:15:06,960
go get a taco let's let's hang out for

3292
02:15:11,990 --> 02:15:09,599
30 minutes dude i don't have no tacos

3293
02:15:15,109 --> 02:15:12,000
[\h__\h] hell i've been trying this thing

3294
02:15:15,119 --> 02:15:18,709
i don't [\h__\h] eat a lot

3295
02:15:21,669 --> 02:15:20,390
because now that's just called starving

3296
02:15:23,990 --> 02:15:21,679
yourself yeah but like now then i'm

3297
02:15:26,310 --> 02:15:24,000
working on this desk job it's like i

3298
02:15:28,550 --> 02:15:26,320
[\h__\h] eat too much like i'm trying not

3299
02:15:30,310 --> 02:15:28,560
to eat so much but like now i'm starting

3300
02:15:31,510 --> 02:15:30,320
to feel it

3301
02:15:33,270 --> 02:15:31,520
because like

3302
02:15:35,030 --> 02:15:33,280
i've had this drink and i don't usually

3303
02:15:38,310 --> 02:15:35,040
drink at night too much

3304
02:15:41,350 --> 02:15:38,320
and i haven't had any food

3305
02:15:42,950 --> 02:15:41,360
well maybe let's do it next week then

3306
02:15:44,950 --> 02:15:42,960
a 30 minute

3307
02:15:47,189 --> 02:15:44,960
after hour let's do it next week we've

3308
02:15:51,990 --> 02:15:47,199
already done 30 minutes after

3309
02:15:56,310 --> 02:15:53,589
that's right

3310
02:15:57,830 --> 02:15:56,320
hell yeah i may have to go to taco bell

3311
02:15:59,270 --> 02:15:57,840
dude i was just thinking like i can't

3312
02:16:00,950 --> 02:15:59,280
think of anything else but like i'm

3313
02:16:03,189 --> 02:16:00,960
hungry now as soon as you mention food

3314
02:16:04,149 --> 02:16:03,199
i'm like [\h__\h] like immediately starving

3315
02:16:05,510 --> 02:16:04,159
to white

3316
02:16:09,830 --> 02:16:05,520
white make

3317
02:16:09,840 --> 02:16:13,109
my wife

3318
02:16:16,709 --> 02:16:14,790
you would wake up amanda to make you

3319
02:16:18,390 --> 02:16:16,719
food right now

3320
02:16:19,910 --> 02:16:18,400
i mean

3321
02:16:22,950 --> 02:16:19,920
i would

3322
02:16:23,750 --> 02:16:22,960
am i no but would i

3323
02:16:26,229 --> 02:16:23,760
yeah

3324
02:16:28,069 --> 02:16:26,239
but damn i know

3325
02:16:30,310 --> 02:16:28,079
i love my old lady bro i would never

3326
02:16:31,589 --> 02:16:30,320
wake her up to make me a taco bell i

3327
02:16:35,270 --> 02:16:31,599
know you wouldn't

3328
02:16:37,669 --> 02:16:35,280
to go get some taco bell but i won't

3329
02:16:38,389 --> 02:16:37,679
wake her up to make me something right

3330
02:16:41,190 --> 02:16:38,399
right

3331
02:16:43,589 --> 02:16:41,200
this guy would do that either

3332
02:16:45,669 --> 02:16:43,599
alabama time says doordash

3333
02:16:46,950 --> 02:16:45,679
it's so expensive dude

3334
02:16:49,509 --> 02:16:46,960
it's like

3335
02:16:51,990 --> 02:16:49,519
i could just go like doordash is so

3336
02:16:53,990 --> 02:16:52,000
expensive that i'd be risk i would i'd

3337
02:16:56,950 --> 02:16:54,000
be willing to risk a drunk driving

3338
02:16:58,629 --> 02:16:56,960
ticket to just drive to taco bell like

3339
02:17:00,709 --> 02:16:58,639
it's [\h__\h] like i'm paying for three

3340
02:17:02,709 --> 02:17:00,719
taco bells to get one taco bell over to

3341
02:17:04,870 --> 02:17:02,719
my house that's like the opposite of

3342
02:17:06,629 --> 02:17:04,880
that campaign

3343
02:17:09,110 --> 02:17:06,639
that's that's the best ad campaign for

3344
02:17:13,110 --> 02:17:09,120
ubereats if i've ever heard one

3345
02:17:17,030 --> 02:17:15,429
so funny drunk [\h__\h] expensive takes

3346
02:17:20,230 --> 02:17:17,040
too long and you probably won't get your

3347
02:17:22,150 --> 02:17:20,240
food dude yeah yeah

3348
02:17:23,669 --> 02:17:22,160
drive drunk

3349
02:17:25,750 --> 02:17:23,679
i'm literally on uber eats right now

3350
02:17:28,469 --> 02:17:25,760
yeah nah i'm gonna i'm gonna no i'm

3351
02:17:30,230 --> 02:17:28,479
gonna go see what i can find i think

3352
02:17:33,110 --> 02:17:30,240
i'm starving

3353
02:17:34,790 --> 02:17:33,120
uh okay i'm ordering two cheesy gordita

3354
02:17:36,790 --> 02:17:34,800
crunches right now are you [\h__\h]

3355
02:17:39,030 --> 02:17:36,800
bastard i don't even have that actually

3356
02:17:41,509 --> 02:17:39,040
taco bell literally like [\h__\h] 15 feet

3357
02:17:43,349 --> 02:17:41,519
from your house i know it is it is you

3358
02:17:47,429 --> 02:17:43,359
could walk there if you wanted to i got

3359
02:17:51,509 --> 02:17:49,669
busy clap first floor audio what's up

3360
02:17:53,830 --> 02:17:51,519
bro

3361
02:17:56,389 --> 02:17:53,840
[\h__\h] fluffy says tune in tomorrow to

3362
02:17:59,110 --> 02:17:56,399
review the movie

3363
02:18:02,870 --> 02:17:59,120
we did [\h__\h] fluffy we said that [\h__\h]

3364
02:18:05,750 --> 02:18:02,880
was cool yeah we did we said it was cool

3365
02:18:08,230 --> 02:18:05,760
cosmo okay you want the review cosmo

3366
02:18:09,190 --> 02:18:08,240
that [\h__\h] was tight go watch it go watch

3367
02:18:13,270 --> 02:18:09,200
it though

3368
02:18:15,750 --> 02:18:13,280
while i watch it what what is it with

3369
02:18:18,309 --> 02:18:15,760
that what is it with the ads what is it

3370
02:18:20,309 --> 02:18:18,319
with the ads being 10 times [\h__\h]

3371
02:18:22,150 --> 02:18:20,319
louder than everything else sometimes

3372
02:18:23,669 --> 02:18:22,160
you get on hulu and like you watch

3373
02:18:26,309 --> 02:18:23,679
something that's gonna have some ads on

3374
02:18:27,750 --> 02:18:26,319
it why is it so much louder than the

3375
02:18:30,070 --> 02:18:27,760
actual show why do you have to turn the

3376
02:18:32,389 --> 02:18:30,080
show up to 40 on your tv but you got to

3377
02:18:34,150 --> 02:18:32,399
turn the ads down to 19

3378
02:18:35,429 --> 02:18:34,160
whenever they come on it's ridiculous

3379
02:18:37,030 --> 02:18:35,439
what are they doing are they doing it on

3380
02:18:39,110 --> 02:18:37,040
purpose are they doing it to piss you

3381
02:18:40,309 --> 02:18:39,120
off so you just pay for the whole thing

3382
02:18:42,309 --> 02:18:40,319
so you're like i don't want to deal with

3383
02:18:44,230 --> 02:18:42,319
these ads they're so [\h__\h] loud it's

3384
02:18:46,629 --> 02:18:44,240
because sherman needs you to know that

3385
02:18:48,790 --> 02:18:46,639
bears need toilet paper too and

3386
02:18:50,629 --> 02:18:48,800
sometimes you need to be screamed at but

3387
02:18:52,870 --> 02:18:50,639
we know that bears don't [\h__\h] in the

3388
02:18:55,750 --> 02:18:52,880
woods because when there is no [\h__\h] in

3389
02:18:57,990 --> 02:18:55,760
the woods noise doesn't exist anymore

3390
02:19:00,150 --> 02:18:58,000
[\h__\h] buy it it's cute bears and [\h__\h]

3391
02:19:01,990 --> 02:19:00,160
one more [\h__\h] dude

3392
02:19:05,190 --> 02:19:02,000
i need to be screamed at in order to

3393
02:19:07,270 --> 02:19:05,200
meet for to buy things it's terrible

3394
02:19:09,429 --> 02:19:07,280
it's terrible i need to be shamed i need

3395
02:19:11,030 --> 02:19:09,439
to be yelled at to buy people has your

3396
02:19:14,309 --> 02:19:11,040
ass dirty

3397
02:19:16,549 --> 02:19:14,319
bye charman you know you stink

3398
02:19:18,549 --> 02:19:16,559
yeah stink

3399
02:19:20,309 --> 02:19:18,559
not like these bears though they're kid

3400
02:19:22,629 --> 02:19:20,319
hey do you have depression problems from

3401
02:19:24,230 --> 02:19:22,639
us telling your ass think just the last

3402
02:19:26,469 --> 02:19:24,240
the last commercial that we did we'll

3403
02:19:30,070 --> 02:19:26,479
take this drug so you won't be depressed

3404
02:19:32,150 --> 02:19:30,080
about your stinky ass anymore

3405
02:19:34,150 --> 02:19:32,160
hey can you not sleep because we told

3406
02:19:36,309 --> 02:19:34,160
you to buy this drug that made you not

3407
02:19:39,349 --> 02:19:36,319
depressed because you have a stinky ass

3408
02:19:41,830 --> 02:19:39,359
from the previous one that we did

3409
02:19:44,549 --> 02:19:41,840
maybe you should try this sherman ultra

3410
02:19:45,910 --> 02:19:44,559
by charmander two times two times from

3411
02:19:47,910 --> 02:19:45,920
taking the drug because you're depressed

3412
02:19:53,190 --> 02:19:47,920
for having a sticky ass two times a

3413
02:19:57,750 --> 02:19:54,710
what two

3414
02:20:00,469 --> 02:19:57,760
two one ply per depression

3415
02:20:01,590 --> 02:20:00,479
one ply two ply

3416
02:20:03,429 --> 02:20:01,600
yeah

3417
02:20:04,469 --> 02:20:03,439
i think i'm done

3418
02:20:07,030 --> 02:20:04,479
yeah bro

3419
02:20:09,270 --> 02:20:07,040
[\h__\h] crush it

3420
02:20:11,590 --> 02:20:09,280
oh my god this is exactly dude i miss

3421
02:20:14,630 --> 02:20:11,600
this so much dude me too

3422
02:20:18,230 --> 02:20:14,640
god damn i miss it

3423
02:20:20,309 --> 02:20:18,240
i hate having to be great all the time

3424
02:20:24,230 --> 02:20:20,319
it's so exhausting i hate having to be a

3425
02:20:29,510 --> 02:20:26,150
i don't think that's happened yet

3426
02:20:30,950 --> 02:20:29,520
i hate having to be the voice of america

3427
02:20:32,309 --> 02:20:30,960
you know

3428
02:20:33,990 --> 02:20:32,319
look

3429
02:20:35,349 --> 02:20:34,000
not a lot of people think of about the

3430
02:20:39,349 --> 02:20:35,359
burden in it

3431
02:20:43,110 --> 02:20:41,750
i'm a podcast i'm the bod i'm the voice

3432
02:20:44,389 --> 02:20:43,120
of america

3433
02:20:47,910 --> 02:20:44,399
me and joe

3434
02:20:49,910 --> 02:20:47,920
[\h__\h] but voice of ufology i wear this

3435
02:20:52,070 --> 02:20:49,920
mask

3436
02:20:54,469 --> 02:20:52,080
to tell the truth look

3437
02:20:57,110 --> 02:20:54,479
this place this boner's for you

3438
02:20:59,670 --> 02:20:57,120
otherwise they'll cancel me and my boner

3439
02:21:01,990 --> 02:20:59,680
because they'll be able to see my face

3440
02:21:05,750 --> 02:21:02,000
so i don't cover my face

3441
02:21:08,710 --> 02:21:05,760
however my boners never get cancelled

3442
02:21:10,150 --> 02:21:08,720
look what if the new batman

3443
02:21:12,550 --> 02:21:10,160
people get killed

3444
02:21:14,790 --> 02:21:12,560
boners don't

3445
02:21:17,670 --> 02:21:14,800
what if the new batman

3446
02:21:20,309 --> 02:21:17,680
only existed because boners were getting

3447
02:21:22,309 --> 02:21:20,319
canceled so hard that the new boner

3448
02:21:25,590 --> 02:21:22,319
batman came out

3449
02:21:27,830 --> 02:21:25,600
and he put little masks on his boners

3450
02:21:30,309 --> 02:21:27,840
and like he would like text message him

3451
02:21:32,710 --> 02:21:30,319
to like random chicks right he would be

3452
02:21:35,110 --> 02:21:32,720
like way past the me too movement he

3453
02:21:37,830 --> 02:21:35,120
would be like vigilante me too movement

3454
02:21:40,550 --> 02:21:37,840
he would just be just be sending [\h__\h]

3455
02:21:43,030 --> 02:21:40,560
batman dick pictures the random ass

3456
02:21:45,510 --> 02:21:43,040
chicks vigilante and all over the metoo

3457
02:21:47,270 --> 02:21:45,520
movement be like yeah you can't you

3458
02:21:49,349 --> 02:21:47,280
can't cancel me the

3459
02:21:52,790 --> 02:21:49,359
face mask the face the little face mask

3460
02:22:02,550 --> 02:21:52,800
will have one hole one hole on the

3461
02:22:08,230 --> 02:22:05,030
it's time for justice when i found you

3462
02:22:09,670 --> 02:22:08,240
you were upside down in spider-man's web

3463
02:22:14,000 --> 02:22:09,680
now look at you

3464
02:22:17,590 --> 02:22:15,349
[Music]

3465
02:22:19,110 --> 02:22:17,600
now you're upside down in a batcave oh

3466
02:22:21,349 --> 02:22:19,120
my gosh

3467
02:22:22,910 --> 02:22:21,359
bat face boy or dog face boy said bat

3468
02:22:25,680 --> 02:22:22,920
[\h__\h] back

3469
02:22:33,750 --> 02:22:25,690
[Laughter]

3470
02:22:38,150 --> 02:22:35,590
i think everybody that's ever been on on

3471
02:22:39,750 --> 02:22:38,160
our show is like oh my god

3472
02:22:41,510 --> 02:22:39,760
what if what if like the old school

3473
02:22:44,630 --> 02:22:41,520
batman instead of one like whenever you

3474
02:22:45,830 --> 02:22:44,640
punch some fools it would be like pam

3475
02:22:57,429 --> 02:22:45,840
wow

3476
02:23:01,590 --> 02:22:58,950
well this is what your extra 30 minutes

3477
02:23:06,240 --> 02:23:01,600
has turned into

3478
02:23:06,250 --> 02:23:16,630
[Music]

3479
02:23:20,870 --> 02:23:18,710
you like that i'm going to give it to

3480
02:23:22,630 --> 02:23:20,880
you

3481
02:23:24,670 --> 02:23:22,640
give it to me baby

3482
02:23:28,469 --> 02:23:24,680
i'm going to give it to you

3483
02:23:36,230 --> 02:23:31,030
like me

3484
02:23:38,790 --> 02:23:36,240
yeah it's like that frog you've seen the

3485
02:23:39,990 --> 02:23:38,800
desert sand frog yes hold on hold on

3486
02:23:41,670 --> 02:23:40,000
hold on

3487
02:23:43,349 --> 02:23:41,680
let's see let's send the episode off

3488
02:23:46,790 --> 02:23:43,359
with this real quick okay is it doing

3489
02:23:46,800 --> 02:23:49,990
and i've got it

3490
02:23:53,830 --> 02:23:51,990
i'm so serious about this i'm so [\h__\h]

3491
02:23:57,030 --> 02:23:53,840
serious

3492
02:24:03,190 --> 02:23:57,040
this is literally this is my life dude i

3493
02:24:06,790 --> 02:24:04,469
oh [\h__\h]

3494
02:24:19,270 --> 02:24:06,800
damn casey no i know

3495
02:24:19,280 --> 02:24:28,710
ah

3496
02:24:28,720 --> 02:24:32,469
ladies that's right

3497
02:24:36,309 --> 02:24:34,550
take it

3498
02:24:39,910 --> 02:24:36,319
take notes

3499
02:24:41,910 --> 02:24:39,920
this is how a mirror man sounds

3500
02:24:43,910 --> 02:24:41,920
you look at your wife you look at your

3501
02:24:46,469 --> 02:24:43,920
child you look back at your wife you're

3502
02:24:50,469 --> 02:24:46,479
like that's right baby you need that

3503
02:24:53,830 --> 02:24:51,830
don't you feel like such a tiny

3504
02:24:57,349 --> 02:24:53,840
contribution sometimes

3505
02:24:58,389 --> 02:24:57,359
contribution yeah dude just like [\h__\h]

3506
02:25:00,950 --> 02:24:58,399
me

3507
02:25:02,309 --> 02:25:00,960
all i did was dump into it like just

3508
02:25:03,990 --> 02:25:02,319
ridiculous

3509
02:25:07,349 --> 02:25:04,000
did your child

3510
02:25:14,710 --> 02:25:11,510
sorry i don't know it was crude

3511
02:25:17,270 --> 02:25:14,720
oh [\h__\h] all right all right all right

3512
02:25:18,389 --> 02:25:17,280
all right hey bro

3513
02:25:20,070 --> 02:25:18,399
i'm ready

3514
02:25:22,230 --> 02:25:20,080
are you really fun hey do you have do

3515
02:25:24,389 --> 02:25:22,240
you have an exit video or what i do but

3516
02:25:27,190 --> 02:25:24,399
we're gonna we're gonna say goodbye and

3517
02:25:29,110 --> 02:25:27,200
we're gonna hope for the best okay

3518
02:25:30,950 --> 02:25:29,120
hey before i do it

3519
02:25:33,270 --> 02:25:30,960
tell me if you hear it i'm gonna test

3520
02:25:38,469 --> 02:25:33,280
test it out you're gonna test it trust

3521
02:25:38,479 --> 02:25:41,830
yes

3522
02:25:45,510 --> 02:25:44,630
holy [\h__\h] the last 15 of you guys that

3523
02:25:47,110 --> 02:25:45,520
are

3524
02:25:48,630 --> 02:25:47,120
left here you're gonna have a good time

3525
02:25:50,550 --> 02:25:48,640
with this this is gonna be great let's

3526
02:25:52,389 --> 02:25:50,560
do the let's do the intro video and then

3527
02:25:54,469 --> 02:25:52,399
do the outro

3528
02:25:56,150 --> 02:25:54,479
we'll do like the shortest let's pretend

3529
02:25:57,670 --> 02:25:56,160
like this is the shortest episode yet so

3530
02:25:59,429 --> 02:25:57,680
i'm gonna do the intro we're gonna do

3531
02:26:01,830 --> 02:25:59,439
like a small segment and then i'll do

3532
02:26:03,410 --> 02:26:01,840
the outro okay okay yeah

3533
02:26:07,990 --> 02:26:03,420
do it

3534
02:26:10,960 --> 02:26:08,000
[Music]

3535
02:26:33,590 --> 02:26:10,970
garage

3536
02:26:36,230 --> 02:26:33,600
[Music]

3537
02:26:39,349 --> 02:26:36,240
this is another episode of ufo garage

3538
02:26:41,270 --> 02:26:39,359
i'm joe and i'm ben and this is where we

3539
02:26:43,990 --> 02:26:41,280
talk about ufos

3540
02:26:46,389 --> 02:26:44,000
at all things weird man weren't those

3541
02:26:49,030 --> 02:26:46,399
ufos aliens and all things weird pretty

3542
02:26:51,830 --> 02:26:49,040
weird that was weird wasn't it crazy did

3543
02:26:54,790 --> 02:26:51,840
you see did you see the uh the lights in

3544
02:26:57,349 --> 02:26:54,800
uh in off of san diego that was pretty

3545
02:26:59,910 --> 02:26:57,359
wild dude i agree 100

3546
02:27:02,790 --> 02:26:59,920
well hey man like literally i i got i've

3547
02:27:04,790 --> 02:27:02,800
got uh well i had some okay well i don't

3548
02:27:06,790 --> 02:27:04,800
have it open anymore

3549
02:27:09,429 --> 02:27:06,800
so hey well that we'll see this next

3550
02:27:12,469 --> 02:27:09,439
time this has been another episode of

3551
02:27:16,860 --> 02:27:12,479
our episode of beautiful garage

3552
02:27:38,550 --> 02:27:16,870
see y'all next time next time

3553
02:27:42,630 --> 02:27:40,550
did you hear the fart noises i did it

3554
02:27:48,230 --> 02:27:42,640
was great did you see that [\h__\h] fluff

3555
02:27:54,469 --> 02:27:51,349
that's awesome it's like like a

3556
02:27:56,830 --> 02:27:54,479
uh teddy rubskin so did you have anybody

3557
02:27:59,270 --> 02:27:56,840
else have that as a kid i had a

3558
02:28:01,349 --> 02:27:59,280
animatronic teddy rook

3559
02:28:03,590 --> 02:28:01,359
his name was teddy [\h__\h] the creepiest

3560
02:28:06,630 --> 02:28:03,600
name ever teddy rubskin dude are you

3561
02:28:08,870 --> 02:28:06,640
kidding me weird that's weird

3562
02:28:10,710 --> 02:28:08,880
[\h__\h] weird bro

3563
02:28:13,750 --> 02:28:10,720
oh [\h__\h] anyway all right dude i'm about

3564
02:28:17,270 --> 02:28:13,760
to eat some food great episode it was a

3565
02:28:19,670 --> 02:28:17,280
good time back for sure yep hell yeah

3566
02:28:22,389 --> 02:28:19,680
let's work on something for tuesday

3567
02:28:24,469 --> 02:28:22,399
um yeah i've got a couple things in mind

3568
02:28:27,670 --> 02:28:24,479
okay let's do it i want to build some

3569
02:28:28,550 --> 02:28:27,680
lincoln logs with you okay

3570
02:28:32,230 --> 02:28:28,560
all right

3571
02:28:34,070 --> 02:28:32,240
mimi's [\h__\h] yeah dude mimi's time bro

3572
02:28:36,469 --> 02:28:34,080
i'll talk to you tomorrow dude all right

3573
02:28:40,150 --> 02:28:36,479
peace bruh bye goodbye y'all thank you